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I guess I just don't get how that looks better than if you had just put the white coat rack there without the boards. To each their own.

Who cares if it's a scam or not? Those pictures are just really eerie.

Vinegar smells terrible but is better at relieving the sting of sunburns (minor first degree burns) better than Aloe in my experience.

Does it have to be one or the other?

Haha, shit. I think you're right.

I don't even want to get into the bullshit that I've had to go through while refinancing my house this past month. I have about 4x the savings and make over double what I made when I first bought the house. The mortgage is obviously for less than when I bought it 5 years ago. Yet it has been way...

So bros, a strange thing has been occurring recently. The dating thread is a dead thread so I'm just going to post this here. Last week I reactivated my OKCupid account. I said to myself "Self, this time it's gonna be different. This time you're not gonna need to be funny, or charming, or...

The pee is not gross though, and it's not typical pee. It's completely clear and has no smell. It's like these women completely overhydrate themselves and that's the reason they pee when they orgasm. It's fun the first one or two times. After that though it's just fucking annoying.

If you're planning on making extra payments to cut into principle faster thus shortening the term you may as well refi for a shorter term mortgage. Reason being shorter terms almost always get better interest rates than 30 year terms.

I definitely only put 1-2 tbsp of dressing on my salad, and it's more than enough. But I also have chicken and pickled veggies on my salads too to add to the flavor. 2 oz of dressing is more than enough to cover an entire salad.

That's a lot of fucking dressing. Why even bother with the lettuce/greens at that point? Just drink it right from the bottle.

Doodoo butter.

How exactly does cutting off foreskin cause autism? Is it akin to highly traumatic experiences causing people to develop PTSD or becoming catatonic? I mean, are there any conclusive studies regarding circumcision having any beneficial effect? Seriously why do we cut off our sons' penis skin?

Just the tip

I'm gonna need Jenny McCarthy to weigh in on this before I form an opinion

People make the mistake of thinking it's the dressing that makes salads unhealthy. But the dressing is pretty negligible even if you're drenching it and adding ~200 calories. It's all the bacon and cheese and shit like that causing the issue. Cover your salads in that stuff and you're adding...

Well when I asked her if she had just peed on me she said no. And I believe her ok?!

Wait what? What you are describing is exactly what happened...

Don't dodge the question. We need answers.

When I date a 35 year old single mother I expect that she doesn't have some weird, fanatical rule about kissing on a first date. It's a kiss, not a blowjob. Now I'm making a lot of assumptions based on how shit went down on the date to say it was in fact a rule, but nevertheless she either...

Truth hurts bros. Hurts bad

It's actually closer to your 15th year in where you start to make a dent on your principle on 30 year terms. But yes, if you're going to refi also shorten the term to a 15 or 10 year to make it actually worth it.

They are also the most involved, time consuming dishes on planet earth to make. First make your stock, then your broth, then your base sauce, then your secondary sauce, then your serving sauce. Now make the dish in 12 steps as well.

Would be the first time I've ever thought a date went well but she thought it didn't since I was probably 18 years old. Mostly because I don't have a severe learning disability and can tell when someone is having a good time. It's not like I try to kiss every single girl I go out with no matter...

I was on a date last Saturday night that went really well. Then at the end of the date I moved in to kiss her and she froze up and tightened her lips. Not a quick move to the cheek or anything. Just froze like a deer in headlights. Never called her again because that's fuckin' weird and I can't...

It wasn't Clapton who met him. It was Baker.

Whole foods started exactly as you're describing. It catered to people like you and then took off from there.

Bro, my crotch is genius. Like protege type shit. It knows man... it knows.

I was only there for the free booze to be honest.

Vitality is the exact kind of person that makes it possible for stores like Whole Foods to exist.

I think you're under the impression I'm tormented by this. You should know by now I'm a sexual deviant. Also, you should really re-think your stance on what makes a study legitimate. 7 test subjects never has been, nor will it ever be, a true representative scientific study.

That's not how it works. The woman I had the experience with could keep "peeing" over and over every time she climaxed. Most was 5 times within the span of like 15 minutes (was really easy to make her cum)

Yep, I've lived in homes with electric heat (by far the worst), oil and my current home has natural gas. It's the best option out there. Those generators that run on natural gas are fucking expensive though just so you know. But worth it if you live in an area prone to power outages.

Wait, you think spending 12 grand a year on food for TWO people is being reasonable? $10 per person for one meal? You're bleedin money man.

Why is ranch terrible for you? Because it has fat? If you say it's because of the dairy I'd agree with you but you better be prepared to feel the wrath of the bulkers!

I smoked for about a year and a half.

Oh carrots lathered in hummus are good? Why don't you tell me how delicious all the other veggies you dip in sauces and various other flavor maskers taste? How do carrots drenched in ranch dressing taste? I bet you can't even really taste the carrot anymore! Delicious!

Don't forget Brutul is a rancher or some shit. So he gets tons of meat for "free". It's like Will Smith said "Bros just don't understand"

I prefer mouthy drunks.

Are you drunk? I hope so.