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My youngest brother is adopted. My mother agreed to adopt him from the mother before he was even born. She was a social worker for a while and the lady was someone she had worked with and got to know. Fucking cunt did drugs while pregnant with him and he was born a crack baby. All sorts of...

My son has farted on my goddamn cheek. I got him back though. Walking out of the living room and he followed me. I stopped at the door and ripped a fucking gigantic blow his hair back fart in his face and then point and laugh at him. Then I went and got him some raspberries. He thought it was...

I was 220 3 weeks ago then I started doing the Energy and Fat Burner programs on top of eating less and better. As of today I am 207. It gets a thumbs up from me. You can throw some Parrot Bay into that Coke or Root Beer and we'll cal it a day.

I haven't posted in quite a while but I've been keeping up. Figured I'd post a quick update. Surgery confirmed for beginning of July. Just need to call a month before. In the meantime I want to get <200 lbs. I started at 220 3 weeks ago and I am currently 205. Doing DDP Yoga and I feel pretty...

RIP This is definitely an intro to a gay orgy porn video.

WTF? Doesn't anyone double knot? My shoes have stayed tied for literally years. Fucking noobs!

You have a heart?!

We get it keg. You're like Vince. You guys like big jacked dudes to jerk off to. Plus it was a joke. Push that hemorrhoid back in.

Jinder needs to be sent down to NXT for more training. And chill on the 'roids. He obviously can't handle them.

No motherfucking shit Sherlock. Marvel executive says emphasis on diversity may have alienated readers

Says the faggot with the MLP avatar. lulz

Man Alexa Bliss. Her pussy definitely tastes like candy. Taker was a total shitshow. Thank god he's done. Don't get me wrong I love Taker but closer to his prime not this geezer shit.

Some info on the combat changes. Exclusive Interview: Funcom's Romain Amiel on Secret World Legends' combat revamp and more

No shit? Goddamn I always assumed he really was bonkers. That is impressive as fuck. You ain't lying.

Is it really that difficult to download Steam for an online game? How is that the most fucked up thing about this? Takes a couple minutes and you're all set.

Oh god he never disappoints. Ever.

Here's the real test hodj. Hey lumi I think that state of the art chemo is the way to treat cancer and that homeopathy shit for cancer treatment is insanity. ps fuck garlic and cinnamilk.

How the fuck is an infiltrator anything like Iron Man? He doesn't walk around invis nor does he snipe people. This is why you never let chics make video game vids.

Just watched a trailer for the new Planet of the Apes and the first thing taht came to mind seeing this was that they look like a bunch of apes OOO OOO AHH AHH'ing and beating their chests at each other. lol

Having my order fucked up 3 times before they get it right. Don't ever both with the British Beer Company in Worcester. Tonight's meal was free because we were there a few weeks ago and received terrible service. Fuck that place! RUSTLED!!

If you get Golden Sun make sure to get the sequel as well. It ends rather abruptly iirc. I never did play the sequel.

I tried playing SoM again about a month ago and I had to stop after about 15 hours. Many of the same complaints as well as the fucking AI pathing. Having them get stuck on everything and having to constantly backtrack or go super slow so they don't get stuck is absolutely enraging. ugh

Well if it ever fucking starts.

RIP I don't know how the fuck he could deal with people like this. And a classic episode.

Boy those screenshots they threw up there sure make the game look enticing.

It definitely felt like it. I vaguely remember belching non stop in recovery while waking up. Dropped a couple giant farts as well. Kinda bummed I wasn't fully conscious to appreciate them.

I'm home now and everything went fine. There were 3 polyps, 2 he was able to remove and 1 that was too deep for him to get to. Going to head to Dana Farber for that one. They really had to pump me full of air to get at the damn things. I just want to take a giant explosive NASA rocket launch...

You know it sounds like that alien pic that was posted had a virus in its pixels. It totally hacked people that saw it making them vomit, vibrate, and shit themselves. Plus it obviously had the ability to erase itself since no one has copy and it's completely gone from the internet. This is some...

First thing I told my friend when he linked me the story. That was worth a good laugh.

Did anyone catch the alien selfie that was posted to 4chan before it disappeared and the entire thing went down? lol 4chan alien 'selfie' leads to quick take down of site and censorship • r/conspiracy

I felt his ridiculous reaction warranted a likewise ridiculous reply. Is he like 90 years old or what? Waiting for him to yell at us to get off his damn lawn. lol

You should smash that fucking PS4 into pieces and mail them back to jooka in a tiny fucking box. What a salty cunt.

Scan came back clear. That'll be 2 years without the need for some kind of tumor intervention. Feels good man. My hernia repair is going to be a minimum 2-3 month recovery time. Wife's a teacher and we're going on a week vacation to Cape Cod at the end of June. If I have the surgery immediately...

It was worth reading I can say that much.

Pffft a nice tight butthole is better than Jesus.

I haven't posted in a while since things have been going well and things still are but this we've I've got my routine CT scan on Wed. and a follow up scope procedure from my scope test about a month ago on Friday. Doc found some polyps on my ampulla so he has to go in and zap them out which...

Fuck it I'm high as balls. I'd hit it. Maybe get in some frot action.

And these are the people (Hollywood) that we're supposed to take seriously on social issues as well? They prove time and time again how literally retarded they are with everything they touch.

I want to see Alexa Bliss vs. A Dance Pole. It'd definitely be a slobber knocker.

Belated Grats Toe!