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I heard it as a story. I don't think he actually got fired, just that that was the guy's knee jerk reaction.

That's cheap. The local butcher shop is charging $4 a lb for just bulk hamburger right now.

I recommend that you print out a picture of the person that you are bringing over, cut out their head and paste it on the cow's body before they get there. It lets them know you have been thinking of them.

One time I started sliding on mud and went sideways and my kindle that was on the sun visor flew out the open window and went under the pickup. When I got stopped I went back for it and it was muddy but the tires missed it and no harm done.

There is also "Southern Gay" where some dudes that are not gay but just from the south get a little lispy.

It would be hilarious if he broke off from ESPN and started an online sports channel that wound up competing with ESPN. He is good buddies with Adam Carolla who has done that on a smaller scale with his morning radio show. I doubt that he could actually compete with ESPN but I bet he could...

Yeah, I'm guessing that all of the rewards will be based on two loved ones squaring off where one side wins reward and the other goes to exile at least until the merge. Then post merge maybe it will turn into redemption (I think I saw something about that in the preseason hype?)

This kind of thing should be grounds for deportation. We don't need these pieces of shit in our society. Canada should force that dude to move to the Philippines.

Make sure you're not spreading yourself too thin. If you just bought the house then you probably haven't even gotten to some of the expenses that come with being a homeowner (repairs, etc.). The idea that the money is going to come back due to increasing home value is kind of deceiving because...

Rocker is a stud. He's huge and muscular and undoubtedly very athletic. Definitely a guy you want out before the merge but not too far before.

I have not gone for a giant phone yet (although my G2 is pretty big) but I know tons of people who have Notes and it seems like people are a little taken aback by the size when they first get them but once they get used to the bigger screen they don't go back.

Her neon white teeth and perfect lipstick kind of make her look like a RealDollT.

Yeah, just have him chop something an see if he looks like he's going to lop off a finger or if he has it reasonably in control. Probably don't start him with a 12" chef's knife either.

I don't know why apple is so obsessed with making their phones thin. They are plenty thin enough and I would rather have more battery life than a phone that looks like a giant potato chip.

He was pretty good in Clay Pigeons. It was a mediocre indie movie but he was a pretty good bad guy. The dude has a ton of charisma.

Once again it's mass murder in the streets in broad daylight with 6 guys blazing away with machine guns yet nothing will happen. In real life some shit like that going down in a city would be national news right? It happens like every other episode on this show and the police don't even seem...

Hah, I never thought of it that way but yeah, if he really thought he had a cold blooded killer on his hands he probably should have tried not to piss that guy off.

I had a friend in college who had a coworker that had a guy forcefully take his bicycle out of his hands and try to ride away on it. The bicycle owner gave the guy a shove as he jumped on the bike, he rolled out into traffic, got hit by a car and killed. When he came into work that evening...

Obviously the people wanting to buy your pension think it's going to be worth more than they are going to pay for it. On the other hand, 30 years from now $250 a month isn't even going to pay your cable bill (assuming that cable still exists by then which it probably won't).

I read this thread title as "sports figurines who break the law" and now I sort of wish that was a thing.

I didn't realize that women had to resort to such extreme measures to not go out on dates. Also, I'm afraid this plan might backfire and now less men will want to date her, but a certain class of weirdos will want to date her really badly. EDIT: LOL see above

My sister used a samsung brightside before she went to a smartphone. It has a touchscreen and a qwerty slider. We are going to let Mom try her old phone but it seems like it might be nice to bypass the part where you have to arrow through a bunch of shitty menus. I can't say much about it...

Yeah, get ready for a lot of talk about "heros".

Yeah, it fuckin worked. That's why I said it's going to ruin the show. I would say he suffered less than about 90% of the contestants on this show just because he didn't even try to do anything.

I just write in Ross Perot.

I'm not sure either but if I had to guess I would say it's because Jonathan Martin blows ass. The O-line has been shit all year and the only reason that we have any offense at all is because Kaep can run the ball and complete passes with a couple linebackers chasing him around in the backfield.

Yeah, it seems like the commentators all seem to agree that those back to back 15 yarders were both bad calls and while the Boldin call was not, it is pussy shit.

Not if I don't give a fuck between the R's and D's which I don't. They are in lockstep on the issues that are most important to me. I'm not really interested in abortion or gay marriage.

That obviously isn't going to happen so why don't you just stop being a condescending douche fuck?

This is bad advice for people that live in rural areas since Sprint and TMO will have no coverage. Around here it's Verizon or nothing so going to a smartphone is an extra $40 a month. I do wish that there were some dumb phones with a half decent UI though. My mom tries to text but all the...

Great. Now get the fuck out of the sports thread.

Vegans don't eat dairy, but it's easy enough to coat everything in sugar and peanut butter and then deep fry it. The dude probably has a super slow metabolism too which would be an advantage on this show. Also, dudes like Matt are the reason that you think that the world naked bike ride will...