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So what did we learn? Never put a woman in charge of goddamned anything. Or a fat nerd pretending to be a woman.

Not long I hope, you"ll always be Astro in my heart.

Column you"re a giant faggot, but that sig made me laugh

What do they call rustled jimmies in Nazi Germany?

If you can"t register clownpenis.fart call it the Deep Web and I"ll see if I can get Keg back.

Gotta side with the pedo on this one. She"s no Charley"s the Ron, but you guys have seriously killed the meaning of swamp donkey. Cam"s hairy fucking whales? Those were swamp donkeys.

You used to be homos, now you"re pals.

Lol, or what? What kind of threat is this?

Doing your deadlifts?

Way to go

14 days?

Fuck her, dumbass.

Oh you and your logic.

Don"t forget to name the forum Canada.

No shit, ought to have slawed every gash on this side of the Atlantic with that combo.

lol

She probably is crazy, but so is Antarius. As a straight man, he willing paid a tranny for sex. They ought to work out fine. On top of that, you should probably try waiting more than 10 minutes between jelly doughnuts before you try giving advice on how long people should wait for anything.

Builds character.

This is how I"m looking at it.

No, you"re right, 99% of what you"re seeing is peeing. Squirting is aptly named, because that"s all it usually is. If she"s "gushing" or spraying or whatever you want to call it, you"re getting pissed on. Or mostly pissed on.

I was going to make some comment about how he said "passable" but apparently there are some blind motherfuckers here that consider Mr. Goliath as part of that category, too.

The single and desperate thing doesn"t apply considering he paid this guy. I highly doubt Boy George was the only person available on Craigslist that day.

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Damn, that guy has been missing since June. I was hoping for an update. I"m going to assume he decided internet money was more valuable in his veins. That or his girlfriend"s pimp killed him.

Whatever happened to that smackhead that got mad when he found out his girlfriend was hooking and not sharing the profits? Can"t remember who that was.

All this advice they"re giving you is only going to work if you write a menstrual novella about all the sex you"ve never had and how much cigarettes annoy you.

Yeah, some people pay cash.

Most things do.

8 ball. The magic kind. Or the other kind if that helps you make decisions.

Every time someone recalls a story about bagging an Asian, I always imagine they sound like the hooker from FMJ.

Wat. Are you trying to troll ham?

I don"t understand this. How many times has the Eomer approach worked for you? Sounds like she suspects you"re gay at this point and is trying to set you up with her gay pal.

At least she rolls it over.

Ugly as sin and has to cover her face and wear sunglasses when she takes crooked pictures of herself in a bikini after getting absolutely hammered on a single Bud Ice?

Hahahahaha.

Idiocracy, here we come.

Sell the key.

Sounds like the kind of girl you bang in a parking lot.

Because they"re the only thing he can bag.

WAY TO GO ADOLF