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Fuck, I am agreeing with WIZARDHAWK again.

Tripamang, you told this cunt to shut the fuck up yet?

He probably eats food.

Have you ever felt like taking a "break" with anyone you ever intended to stay with? There"s your answer.

Are you a teacher or a psychologist or both yet? Trying not to be a fuckwad anymore.

Lol.

And you don"t want hit that stage. You"ll be shilling your retarded teenage angst novella inside your fucking dating profile of all things.

Also, after reading what Keg said, this thread should have a motto: "Don"t be Aamina."

A lot of people have been suckered into a relationship with the "hot as fuck but total cunt" girl. It"s not that big of a deal as long as you"re completely aware it won"t work in the long run. This doesn"t seem to be the way you"re approaching the situation. Mainly because you"re not even dating...

He turtles.

Nope.

Too mainstream. Vehemently deny defeat. Under normal circumstances, I"d prefer a shapely set of high B"s/low C"s to amorphous lard sacks. But in these circumstances they"re attached to something that says "totes". Keg"s judgment is sound.

Truckasaurus Trex does not know what D cups are, confirmed.

Pigtails probably has huge fucking eyebrows.

Hahaha.

Tyen will just Astrocreep her RRP.

I never imagined people would be counting down to see (allegedly) Trog Trex"s tits. Or is this more of a Doomsday Clock sort of deal?

Motherfucker, learn English.

A better one than you, obviously. Post some tits.

^

I appreciate the Troglodyte Trex hate, but don"t kill the meaning of the word. Swamp donkey is pretty much reserved for things Camerous manages to penetrate. Hahahaha.

The Wizardhawk, Rusty Makata, and whoever that other guy was Method is indeed the most reliable method. That or the Kuriin method.

I can only assume it"s a quote from an American writer translated to French for maximum hipstery gayness.

Implant > Pill. Otherwise, when in doubt, pull out.

That or she"s rich.

That must suck being the guys that can"t afford the Real Dolls.

Gotta give it to Lord Nipplehair, even if you"re gay, that"s a pretty damn gay tattoo.

That"s a story to tell your kids at Christmas dinner if I ever heard one.

Says Lord Nipplehair.

I have some back hair. I"ve never had a problem if a girl wants it shaved, but I"ll tell her to do it herself. I"ve tried going through that hassle myself on a few occasions... Fuck that noise. Chest hair goes nowhere.

What the fuck.

Bro, you being punny?

Audrey Hepburn"s rotting corpse probably has a superior complexion.

Tell us about your love life, Skeletor.

At least Skeletor put his face in his awful picture.

Your friend"s tits, confirmed. Pimples would be more reliable than writing FoHSS.

Shut up and post your friend"s D cup titties. Or are you including your face in your picture since we already know what you look like?

Vomitting uncontrobally sounds awful. Get that looked at bro.

That"d make for some big ass dicks. Or some retardedly small ones. I"m not sure which.