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You're supposed to wrap your flaccid penis around it like a prehensile tail, and then slowly screw it off like you're unspooling cable from a winch. I wouldn't even give this a 2/10. The cap wasn't even on. No effort put into it. @Fedor wouldn't be impressed at all. Merry Titsmas everyone!

Just another 'Day in the Life of Mudcrush Durtfeet'

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-55447557 da fuq

@Hekotat Gotcha! LOL

It's kind of hard to fuck up this thread, but some of you fags sure are making a solid attempt

Not sure who that is, but NotBad.JPG

I've still got a little bit of Woodford Reserve left that I'll polish off later tonight. But I'll be making a booze run early tomorrow, LOL

Thanks, I hate it

I totally get what you're saying, but it could also be worse. So much worse.

I bought a 2080 super last year, and I feel like I went overboard on that (probably could have got something with almost comparable performance for cheaper). I didn't go all out, but /shrug. I probably wont even consider getting a new card until this one dies, or games get to be too much for...

Merry Christmas you animals

Covid-19 patient killed by hospital roommate who hit him with an oxygen tank for praying, California police say

WTF?

Shit, I was going to suggest Bejeweled

Thanks. I hate this idea.

Man, at least let Dr @Izo give me a diagnosis first

lolwut no not Elton John

The older I get, the worse my asscheeks get glued together while I sleep. Some days I wake up and it's like there's an entire fudge brownie smashed in there. I don't know if it's from cutting farts in my sleep, or if my asshole just seeps a little bit of fecal crisco while I snore away.

Merry Christmas, you shitlords

Here's an idea if some of you are working on stuff http://natfka.blogspot.com/2020/12/whats-on-your-table-work-in-progress.html

FUCK YOU STEAM

EDIT: That was meant for the MMA thread. Fucking Christmas drinking already kicking my ass

I won't be able to unsee this now

LOL, A++ MERRY SHIT-MAS, YOU FUCKING SHITLORDS

Nick and Nate could both strap couches to their backs and facetank all their damage for several rounds before wearing them out and then, inexplicably, not do enough damage to win

It's a little pricey, though. Games like "Shower with your Dad simulator" was just a buck or two. Shit-gifting had never been so affordable!