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Do you want to do one to honor all the skeletons?

Probably best to not do that. Just tell her. Make jokes about your age when the talk gets spicy. Then when the time comes, start off going down on her and make sure she gets at least one before you start in with the main act. Or if you don't go down, fingerbang her. Break out some toys...

Some of yall may know this and if we have a better construction thread, I missed it. I have a studio we're going to put a window AC in and I'm trying to figure out how to size it. It's a standalone 15x36 building with a 17ft ceiling at the peak. The standard formulas only use square...

I noticed that a few years back. At least it only works if the CC number stays the same.

Nope. Is that what you use when you buy shit from the app store? I never set that up. I believe anyone who keeps financial shit on their phone is a fool.

shoppay / shopapp I went to buy something earlier. I got to the payment page and realized I still had scripts disabled. So I enabled them and when the page refreshed, all my info was filled in including my CC info. There was a popup box wanting me to enter a code that was just texted to my...

Did your johnny use illegal kickbacks from government contracts to fuck smack whores? Can your boy have chain orgasms until he fills a condom completely with nut juice? Did your boy let people watch him fuck hookers in porn shops and gain such a following that one of the onlookers volunteered...

My company email filter filters emails from payroll. This is a half jimmy rustle half pickle tickle. It would probably be 100% pickle tickle if they were filtering the fucking birthday announcements and allowing the paycheck notices. But no. They have it flipped.

I keep daily notes in Word. It's one word file per job location. Every day I start a new list. For some reason yesterday Word decided that every time I do a new fucking list, I REALLY meant to continue the last list. So I have to push the back button 3 times then right click and tell it to...

I think you mean if you give them all of someone else's money.

Yeah well so are all comedians and actors. They get paid for making you laugh. Why shouldn't he?

What the fuck? Never heard of this before. I don't feel like doing a deep dive but can you give me the cliffs notes on how eye movement helps with trauma?

More are ranked lower than the peak. (perhaps, it's really hard to tell the area under a curve with just my mark 1 calibrated eyeballs) But the average should be 5.5 (1+10)/2. So really, more are ranked higher than what you would expect. I don't know if that's even an important distinction...

Does IMDB pull the same shenanigans with their ratings as rotten tomoatoes? If so, no valid conclusions can be drawn from their data. But yeah, 6.41 average looks like it's skewed right. It should center on 5.5.

I read the wiki on this guy. My favorite part was 10 years later he contacted the producers and said, hey, I know you added 27 more lightboards, but I think I can still beat ya. How about you invite me back for a tournament of champions? Cowards didn't even answer him.

I thought those were because of small sample sizes.

The great thing about being old is that I can stop worrying about shit like bluetooth everything giving me cancer. I'm definitely going to die of something weight related before I get cancer.

Broh, I didn't even know there were bluetooth remotes.

Back when I was using apps I had that happen to me a bit. One time I matched with and hit it off with a phillipino girl. One day I asked about how that could happen and found out you can specify your match location separately from your physical location. In her case, even though she lived in...

You need to talk to him and find out what clues he needs to know something is a real issue for you. We don't know you in real life. You may bring up 1000 trivial things for every serious complaint. You may make light of the serious complaints and they sound like a joke. We just don't know...