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  1. PatrickStar

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    They used to say these things about Brett Favre! Nah, I'm fucking with you. Or am I... It's a concussion apparently. This is actually bad because when he shits the place up there will always be that linger sentiment that well if he only had a full preseason! But that's the point; he's always...
  2. PatrickStar

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Griffin almost got murdered. Man this franchise is such a shit show. Jags, Raiders, Redskins; that's the company they keep.
  3. PatrickStar

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    ?I don?t feel like I have to come out here and show anybody anything or why I?m better than this guy or better than that guy" That part is what makes people roll their eyes; not so much the best QB. If he really thinks that is true then he is delusional. But I guess this is what happens when...
  4. PatrickStar

    My new Dating Pool

    NOoooooooooooo
  5. PatrickStar

    Attack on Titan (Live Action Movie)

    You made me look up a pic of Hange. Cute. On a different note: The live action Ruroni Kenshin trilogy is good. I highly recommend.
  6. PatrickStar

    Fantastic Four

    I went to see Mission Impossible last night at the 7:30 show. The AMC cordoned off a line for this movie. It was empty. I cracked that maybe everyone was cosplaying as the Invisible Woman. Then I thought eh must be between shows. Kinda. FF was being shown in the theater next to me. There were...
  7. PatrickStar

    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    Well the articles says just that - content will be exclusive to the pay privileged as well as partnering with major producers for legal content access. The Netflix of porn.
  8. PatrickStar

    Fantastic Four

    This trainwreck makes me excited for the day when the Marvel Execs walk into Fox's office and say, "Ok about those rights. Sony finally figured out it was better to work with us instead of against us. Let's talk deal."
  9. PatrickStar

    Ant Man. July 2015

    I remember when matinee was before 6pm. When I saw this the Friday of release I saw the 445 3D IMax. Full price. I looked up and ya matinee ends at 430 in that theater. Shit...
  10. PatrickStar

    Bill Simmons leaving ESPN.

    Will Cousin Sal come? Or does the ABC/Kimmel thing kill it? I need those Cousin Sal Monday podcasts dammit.
  11. PatrickStar

    Bill Simmons leaving ESPN.

    This was the best landing spot. Big gamble though on both sides.
  12. PatrickStar

    Ant Man. July 2015

    If its Pym or Lang they would not be on Stark's side. Always been rivals. Or could it be Black Panther? I kinda like the latter.
  13. PatrickStar

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Dude. DUDE. Now you just jinxed it. Incoming 10 man "Timewalk" Zul'Aman troll raid in 6.2.5. Now with flying bear mounts.
  14. PatrickStar

    Ant Man. July 2015

    Figured that is what they will do with next two Avengers movies split like that.
  15. PatrickStar

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Really Chow Yun Fat wasnt available? Or about 50 other male asian actors for that matter.
  16. PatrickStar

    Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)

    I guess when you're Tom Cruise at some point you need that next high to remind you of living. Fuck that shit.
  17. PatrickStar

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I wish. Maybe in CaliforniaWater is 5% of our budget. There are two main reasons why you buy into a condo: convenience and amenities. Other reasons may include location (often in urban or trendy areas), price, and wanting to live in a community. But mostly you are paying every month to ensure...
  18. PatrickStar

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    As a Board President....there's: Management company fees Insurance County required inspections = cost to certify and maintain elevators, all firefighting, etc Repair, repairs, and repairs reserve fund based on an engineering company's study More repairs Gotta pay for that study Gotta...
  19. PatrickStar

    NBA 2015 Off-Season Thread

    Lower left. Kristaps. Says I hate Carmelo? Haha. Also the email is suckmydirk. Fantastic fake.
  20. PatrickStar

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Any mention if they are using the original music? Dammit this is movie rape culture at it's worst
  21. PatrickStar

    Deadpool (2016)

    I saw the new Jem trailer this weekemd where they finally show how Cynergy is in the movie. Call me a pussy but it got me thinking the movie will work.
  22. PatrickStar

    China suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years

    Ha sorry never read the spoiler and just the clicked the article.
  23. PatrickStar

    China suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years

    Record failed wheat harvest. Isn't that what forced the Russians to invade us in Red Dawn? OMG...it's happening.
  24. PatrickStar

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Negative. I think for those two fanbases it's okay for them to formally dump the team and move on. Abandoning your original team due to a downturn is a no no. But in these case it's allowed. A clean break and rules must be established for them to choose another team.
  25. PatrickStar

    real life gundam us vp jpn

    YES! YES! YES! Caution though. This could be the beginning of the Robo-Revolution. We just poked the Japanese in the one place they have ultimate pride in. No, not tentacle porn. GIANT ROBOTS.
  26. PatrickStar

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Is it okay to have two teams? One in the AFC and one in the NFC? And of those teams it's the Bengals and the Eagles? As a kid I got into football when I was living in western Pennsylvania. All my friends were Browns and Steelers fans. I couldn't like them too! So like the rebellious punk that I...
  27. PatrickStar

    NBA 2015 Off-Season Thread

    Now Joe Johnson too? Man Dan Gilbert is ready to cut some serious luxury tax checks. Unless Bron is coming back on a One Dollar salary.
  28. PatrickStar

    Top Gun (1986)

    Let's make sure to cast Chris Pratt in this. My man crush is at an all time high.
  29. PatrickStar

    A 30 year quest/dream maybe this week

    I am willing to collect all of your money and bid as a RR proxy. Honest.
  30. PatrickStar

    My son's friend hit's his mother...Mother kicks son out. Now friend over my house.

    The White Side starring Dwayne Johnson as Brahma in his Oscar winning performance. Audience's will cheer this summer for the most uplifting performance of the year! Rolling Stones says the Rock puts the "People's Elbow" to race relations. Audiences say "Watching the Rock put those Jabronis...
  31. PatrickStar

    My son's friend hit's his mother...Mother kicks son out. Now friend over my house.

    Fucking roller coaster ride with the perception of mom after reading the whole thread. This Hallmark Lifetime Movie material I am reading here is just missing the inevitable turn where the kid becomes All-State QB (he's white - WTF did you think he'd be a cornerback?) because of his attendance...
  32. PatrickStar

    NBA 2015 Off-Season Thread

    LeBron forced the Love deal because he didn't want to wait 3 years to groom Wiggins. Now they are going to lose both assets. If they don't resign Love they have no choice but to chase someone else like Aldridge.
  33. PatrickStar

    True Detective

    GD I love me some Rachael McAdams. Rachael McAdams as a anal loving, booze swilling whore? FUCK YEA.
  34. PatrickStar

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    YES! YES! YES! Fuck YES!
  35. PatrickStar

    NBA 2015 Playoffs Thread

    I know I am a biased Houston fan but I saw this play out before. 1995 Western Conference Finals. The Admiral gets the MVP that year. Olajuwon, defending champ and previous MVP, eviscerates Robinson in 6 games.
  36. PatrickStar

    NBA 2015 Playoffs Thread

    Or Horace Grant, the Zen Master, etc. Lots of rose colored glasses in this thread. I loved Jordan, but let's call it like it is. Before the game I was reminiscing with a friend about good old 80s and 90s NBA and how this Golden State team would be a 54 win team and a 2nd round casualty. I'm...
  37. PatrickStar

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Just remember RG3 sold a lot of jerseys and even made it to the top rank in some months. But I love your enthusiasm!
  38. PatrickStar

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I am late to the derail but JFC if that bitch hurt that Paige I will murder that botching Ho.
  39. PatrickStar

    NBA 2015 Playoffs Thread

    Hey man we respect that shit on these boards. Never be afraid or ashamed to support your home team. It's not like you suddenly became a Heat fan for 4 years or something.
  40. PatrickStar

    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    Still waiting for my fucking Snuggie.