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Because they are all role playing. Is there even a prize?

Apparently you are such a dick that your wife was afraid to let you make the choice.

That was a great movie. I watched it with an english chick, and she said pitt's pikey accent was spot on. Not sure I understood a word he said other than dog.

I thought that was a reflection in the back window. Took me a minute to figure out WTF was going on. Did you not see the adams apple on like the 2nd or third pic?

Never liked eating rabbits, but they are fun to kill if you can use dogs. Fortunately I know lots of people who will take them off my hand.

Crusade was the show where, when they went into battle, that girl jumped into a zero G chamber and started punching and kicking the air to fire lasers, right?

Because we run the world, dumbass.

So what, she left to go to her mother, and you stayed and saw the rest of the movie? Wow. I think you did ok. There's no way that's ever going to be brought up in a future 'discussion'.

Dear anonymous bedwetter, As the only one between the two of us who knows the differences between aisle, isle, and I'll ... seeing a comment like this makes me wonder if you also don't know the difference between "You're" and "I'm". Given your proven ignorance of the subtleties of the...

No, it's pronounced differently. Do you see the A?

Well don't be too sad heckler. I mean, I'm sure that person didn't go running back into the bedroom to get the camera. They are probably like cops in fergusen and always recording with a body cam. We had a cat get wedged in a tree like that for a while and fuck up his hips.

I'm never gunna see this. Someone just post the tit and vag shots please.

Yeah megamind. Thanks grimmy. I'd take back one of the bad things I said about you if I could.

But you've been saying the word haven't you? Don't tell us you've been pronouncing it wrong all this time too!

That's kinda badass, but I know jack shit about baseball. Can someone tell me where the 3rd baseman was? Looks like the SS was the one trying to tag him at second.

I did too. Very disappointed it's not available yet. I found some on etsy, but they don't look very good. I wish it was a given that they'd make the toy eventually. They never made a fish minion toy from ... well fuck can't remember the movie now. I wound up having to buy one for my wife...

Oh is that what they were talking about? I thought it was a bunch of of stores on an island, and people were blocking up the traffic on the isle between the stores. Makes more sense the aisle way.

Nice. I considered making that change myself.

If you're the tosser maybe, but for the tossee, it's all feels the same.

I thought his was a pickup

It's easy to weed out the real nerds from the fakes. Just ask to see their geek code.

Just duck and let it go on it's own. No need for you to protect the intended recipient by being a honk barrier. Or pass the honk along. I guess you could think of it as the person behind you being mad that you're not honking.

Oh hah. Now I feel like a dumb black for googling master linked rings.

I don't understand why people get mad at the honking when there's someone in front of you. Obviously they're honking at the one holding everything up. What the fuck makes you think that horn is aimed at you? And for the lotto, around here most stores have a little scanner where you can...

Danny McBride is not a muggle. But he can hold the gun for you, I guess.

Those fuckers eat blood pudding. "Appetizing" is clearly a word American's added to the language.

The worst part is that Moff is so much more fun to say and type than General

Not that I make a habit of checking out girls rings, but every woman I know keeps the engagement ring in the jewelry box and only breaks it out when they're getting gussied up. So, since the people I know are better and smarter than the people you know ... yeah they're probably doing it wrong...

Yeah well, now it's legally got to happen, you idiot. Fadaar, don't forget when you go to fuck her, I heard she has rape fantasies. So she might act like she's not expecting you and pretend to struggle and shit. But don't worry, do your thing, plant your seed, and we'll see what sort of...

I would really like to hear from one of these pretenders who actually got crippled and found out it sucks. Those would be some of the most delicious tears ever.

Well, you only wear engagement rings till the wedding, and after that just on special occasions. But I'm not sure what you mean by master linked.

It'd probably be cool if we let Israel just do their own internal investigation and everyone else stay out of their way. No one seems to mind when the DOJ and IRS do that.

Someone be sure to give me a link to where I can watch it once it's out. Cause I've never heard of yahoo video and don't feel like searching for it.

Why does fadaar get to fuck hermoine?

The article calls them pretenders.

Someone should run him over and give him his wish. I bet when that happens, he will get a hate-on for pretenders.

How long ago did she have her penis cut off? Sorry, I shouldn't be so mean.

Sorry if this was covered, I haven't been keeping up with the thread. But are they going to do a movie about the razing of the shire? It's got enough meat to make it's own movie. Initially I thought they would make a 4th LOTR movie about that part. Then when I heard Hobbit was going to be 3...

I just looked at the time stamps. Reckon she was coyote ugly? Julian, you better have a picture of her sleeping using your severed arm as a pillow.

Maybe. I'm pretty tricksy. For one thing, I wouldn't tell her. She would just overhear me tell my wife about it. And if I need to to sell it, I'm more than willing to buy a gift for the baby shower.