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OK, but why was he looking at it and where did it come from? Didn't he move aside to avoid someone at one point?

It looks like he takes her to his house sometimes too. That must be a treat.

No, I don't know if she's trying to keep it from me, or if she knows that her mom tells me. She asked her mom for condoms a while back, which I had to go buy. Tried to sneak them into the cart while she was at the store with me (she's usually not that observant), but she busted me. She asked...

Not relevant in this case. Didn't you see that he 'fucked the shit' out of her? You can't get preggers from buttsex. If you could, kirun would be a mommy by now.

I thought about that part of it too, and there is practically no way I'm going to be there while she takes the test. In fact, I was wondering how long it would be before she even told anyone if it came out positive. That's where, in my opinion, it would start to get mean.

YWCA swim instructor pushed me in, is that close enough for whatever point you wanted to make? Glad I asked this in the grown up section and got reasoned, level-headed responses. Ya know, instead of just people wanting to flame. So since nothing else is going on in this thread, anyone...

Her mom?? No it was my idea, mom is against it. If I do it, I'm going to have to buy it myself and swap it out. Where do you get that mom is fucked up? Allright well, glad I asked. She's a step child, so I only have like 4 years of experience with this parenting thing. I assume it's...

I'm not very good at this parent thing, so I need some advice. If you have an 18 yr old daughter who asks your wife to get her a pregnancy test .... is it wrong to want to get her one of those fake ones that shows positive every time? Wife thinks its mean and doesn't want any part of it. But...

Nah, i think the consensus would be that we're peaking right now or maybe in the last decade.

Shit, I forgot about that. WTF was that? At the time, I thought he was like phase shifted in time or some shit like that in order to bypass whatever security they had.

They taste close enough to me but real mayo is better for you, so that's what I use if I am going to use either and have a choice.

The mother sounds pretty dumb. Maybe you should just call child services and his problem will be solved.

LOL fuck third world countries. I was only talking bout murica. If muricans wanna wallow around in shitholes, that's a risk they take. Mexico probably would have been a better counter example.

We have that problem with 2 DVRs. And when that happens, we can't watch anything else on those TVs, so we have to move to one of the other 2 that don't have a DVR.

Don't try to circumvent Darwinism. And the thing about widespread vaccinations being necessary is a stupid argument because the anti-vaccination crowd is and never will be widespread.

Not even a little bit. What business is it of yours? I'm much more rustled by buttinskies who try to force them to take transfusions. Where does it stop? Would you also force me to take the HARP refinance that my mortgage company won't stop bugging me about?

You mean specifically? This part. Remember, the question you were responding to was someone asking for proof that we're getting dumber. As a man much smarter than you pointed out ... I agree with you that it's obvious we're getting dumber. You're just so stupid that you wanna argue with me...

That's kind of the point. You don't do fact. You sell hate and vitriol as fact.

If you're going to get rustled by people exercising freedom and doing what they think is best for their family, then I sincerely hope you stay rustled 24/7

That most of america bought what you just spewed is pretty good proof that we are. But I don't know if that was intentional.

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me" she...

Sasha grey is an ATM machine, lemme tell you.

Yeah, I noticed that even old ladies look good from that angle. But really, why do you feel that merits a warning? So what? You got a lot of explaining ahead of you to make me understand why that matters to someone enjoying the scenery. When I went, I saw 2 teen girls in a wheel chair taking...

Recommend watching all movies and the spinoff series. Yes, the spinoff wasn't great, but it was short lived, so not a huge investment in time. Be aware some of the movies were set at particular times in the series, kinda like what the BSG reboot did, so try to watch them at the right time.

It's very important if you want to be taken seriously in this thread that you have never expressed an opinion before on anything related to the subject you are currently commenting on. Oh no wait, that won't work because then people will just say you have no credentials.

Those are some retarded motherfuckers buying those passes. Anyone can buy a fast pass, and it's not like you have to show any proof to cut the lines because of a disability. Hell, you can rent a damned scooter or wheelchair at the front gate for $5 or $20 if memory serves and use the fast pass...

Last thing you want is to get pulled over for a traffic violation when you got a whore in the car. he probably makes sure to obey the speed limit and use turn signals too. I bet all the cops in the area know the hookers immediately.

Yeah, I found it really weird the way everyone looked at the ball. But I gotta assume that if there was something in the ball making people choose a certain way, Penn and Teller would have noticed it. And if there was something else making them choose that way other than the ball (like maybe...

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My favorite line of the movie, or I guess conversation, was at the end. "But what if someone has something that I want?" "But what if I want it more?" "No sir, I don't think you understand, I want it more than they do ... hey why are you shushing me?"

Every major news media outlet also declared Al Gore the winner of the 2000 election. Are you sure every major news media outlet isn't relying on the same 2 or 3 'witnesses' again?

I thought we decided the hand thing was a fansite creation. Don't make me go back and reread the thread dammit.

Ohnno you didn't motherfucker. Plano and Frisco is where most of my kinfolks in the area live!

The Force (tm) does.

The video in the OP makes it look boring as all hell.

Sounds like you're gunna have to watch it no matter what. So you tell us.

Oh shit, charlie murphy? Or does eddie have another brother?

I saw the first one, and I'm giving it a chance. I wasn't really blown away, but it was kinda neat. Does anyone know why they didn't have even numbers of chicks and dudes? Also, is the dude rooming with the chick banging her, or is he gay?

I saw the first one, and I'm giving it a chance. I wasn't really blown away, but it was kinda neat. Does anyone know why they didn't have even numbers of chicks and dudes? Also, is the dude rooming with the chick banging her, or is he gay?

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