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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    It's easy to dominate early/mid game as Fiora. She gets tons of damage, her ult lets her towerdive basically risk free, double dash, parry, aspd boost to mow down towers.
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    38 studios Auction Nov 14th and 15th.

    Wait, the government was funding 38 studios?
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    Why does everyone hate on Tebow? All he did was win games and people still bashed him. He turned around the year for one of the shittiest teams and took them to the playoffs and then he got stuck second stringing for Sanchez (hahahahahahaha) and then removed from the NFL. There are at least...
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Alright yeah, was rocking 9/21/0 masteries and just trying to tank. I just expected more given the way people were talking about him I guess. Early game WAS monstrous tho, helped get my mid and top beefy (our bot lane was steamrolling em pretty hard on their own and the enemy j4 was trying to...
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    Road House - Reboot

    What they should really do is film it using the Swayze hologram like the Tupac hologram.
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Where the fuck did I say I played against Riven masters? I said good rivens, not pro rivens. Never once have I even claimed to be in a game with a challenger level player, I doubt i've seen more than maybe 2 people who had the mechanics/etc. to make me believe they were genuinely a plat or...
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    No, that's not what I meant at all. Unless the good Rivens i've run in to in ranked all happen to be challenger+ smurfs.
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Yeah there are miles and miles between a decent Riven and a good Riven. Kind of like Zed.
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    Road House - Reboot

    I stick with Carl because Karl just makes it sound like he was a victim of parents who don't know how to spell.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    Road House - Reboot

    Fuckin christ, why do they have to have the Fast and the Faggoty guy doing it. Only way i'd watch a reboot is if it had Carl Urban or whoever the Dredd guy is and a non-shit director.
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Why lol. My 3 games so far i've just wrecked people. When I duo with my brother we go against a bunch of bronze 1s and silver 4/5s. I just ban darius evelynn and jax and go to work. Nobody else can really threaten me in the lane and it's bronzies so I don't really run in to people who...
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Sorry gentlefolks i'm duo'ing with my brother and rocking my 30/0/0 hybrid teemo heh. Hextech gunblade then boots then guinsoo's ftw. Edit: Think I need to invest in some hybrid pen runes for this build tho.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Haha, gotta love the internet.
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    Tom Brady being the exception, this generally applies to all teams. Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Peyton, Brett Favre, etc.
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I'm too lazy to watch the stream. What is sad/funny on it? All I got from my brief time spent on there while an ad played was that she's a girl.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Yeah was probably my fault for leaving top where I was crushing yorick to try and salvage my team. It's sad too cause I went in to the game with the plan of just sitting top and doing work =(. Pink Taric is best Taric even tho I don't have it.
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Be me. Be 10/1/1 dominating the game as Teemo coming out of top lane. Talon getting raped by the enemy heimerdinger mid. Nocturne jungle takes the blues. Talon starts feeding on purpose because I said nocturne needs the blue buff more (since talon was 4/8/3 just dying repeatedly at this...
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    3-2 is.
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Will I be able to shitfest my way back in to bronze next season? I genuinely got better games and better players on my team in my extended stay in bronze than I have in my extended stay in Silver.
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    Lol so many people so upset about the Patriots. Oh wait, maybe I should've posted this in the tickle my pickle thread.
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Be me. Join ranked. Take Fiora mid. Be 17/5 steamrolling the game. Team decides the 4 of them want to focus Nami and Lux while Jax Vi and Vayne 3v1 me. Lose game. <3 silver.
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Friday 2013

    Maybe people who don't like their family?
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    The guy who got hit couldn't do anything, by the time he knew what was going on he flinched then got smacked by the ball. Not really Welker's fault either IMO. Just one of those bad-luck flukes (like blocked field goals/missed extra points/hail mary tip-drill huge touchdowns like aj green's...
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    How do you abuse relic shield in a solo lane? Unless you want him to build it strictly so he can push lane to give you a couple cs on ganks?
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    Winning.
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    First down!
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    Up by 11 ain't so bad...
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    NE wins 56-24 in a college style 56 point second half.
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    Up by 4 ain't so bad...
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    How many boxes of Kleenex do I have to mail out when the Pats win this thing?
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    3 ain't so bad.
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    I say the 07 Patriots did it so they could get all those records they got, which I have no problem with. You don't set NFL records by being a nice guy and winning all your games by 1 point.
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    [Manga] Naruto (warning: spoilers up to current chapter)

    The translation makes it sound like filler incoming to me.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Nymphomaniac

    So do they have a list of which pornstars genitalia will be representing the actors/actresses? If not, I see a fun new game coming called Guess Who's Genitals! Inb4 some guy chooses Ron Jeremy.
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    2013 NFL Season

    Wat?
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    I'd still sex her up if I got her into bed and then found out we had an extra penis between us.
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Yeah i'm basically done with this mode since I don't have 5 people to queue with. I just end up with Lux, Blitz, Nidalee or Heimer 90% of the time (and both times I played Lux were 10-man Lux games). It gets boring fast when you see the same 7 heroes on either side and the random few times...
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    Nymphomaniac

    Pfft, I haven't had any shame in many many years.
  40. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I had one with 5 cho'gaths and we were against 5 Leonas. 5 Cho'gaths is fun but the only problem with all for one is you end up getting lots of people on your team who have no clue how to play the champion you get. We ended up getting rocked by the Leonas late game just because it was...