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??? Hoard that shit like it's gold! Don't waste it on spoiled kids who won't even know the difference between the old and the new!

Absolutely. This is yet another reason I always bring a big towel with me. Any time I use a bench I drape the towel over the entire thing, which helps prevent my sweat from getting on the bench and protects me from other peoples' nastiness. I almost never use machines, so stuff like sweaty...

If I've already done a set on the machine/bench/whatever and stepped away, then I usually say something like "I was on here, mind if I finish my set?" That's assuming the person is just sitting there. If the person is actually doing an exercise I'll say something like "I was on here, mind if I...

He's that nice mulatto chap with a fancy hat. And no, you shouldn't care. Which teams are going to the Super Bowl this year?

If you're into sci-fi/fantasy and want a really great, really original, and really tightly-written mini series, check outThe Lost Room. It would have made a fantastic episodic TV show by nature of its story, in my opinion, but they limited it to a 3-episode mini series. Definitely worth a watch.

If you're not grunting (or making some kind of noise) then you're not lifting heavy. Bro, do you even lift?!

Primal Fear is a pretty good one. I like it because the twist isn't really unexpected, but it kept me guessing as to what was true and what was a lie throughout the movie.

Jell-O Jigglers in the shape of little Easter eggs. The combination of texture and shape really bothers me. Do you still own a camera or do you only use your phone for pictures nowadays?

I was just doing some reminiscing in another thread and I thought of a new rustle: bathrooms that have the toilet in a separate room. This isn't something we have a problem with in America (because we're not god damn savages) but overseas there is this weird tendency to put the sink in one...

The best piece of furniture for organizing clothing is a giant fucking pile of clothes in the corner of the room. You can sit on it in a pinch, too.

I've never understood why they named a clothing store with a term for third-world countries with shitty economies. They might as well have just named it "Sweatshop Depot" or something.

Fucking pro tip. Well done, sir. It pains me to think about all the delicious grease that has soaked into my paper plates, wasted.

Too greasy? Does not compute. I remember this kid back in elementary school who used to dab napkins on his pizza at lunch to get the grease off. I always thought he was crazy cause he was getting rid of the most delicious part! I think that might be one reason I really like the big chain...

After watching that abortion of a game last night, I feel a lot more confident that the Skins can win the division again.

The 1800EUR and expired passport were decoys to protect his real passport. Mission successful!

Sorry about your dissatisfaction with the current state of McDonaldland. I'll see what I can do, but ultimately I'm a slave to the masses. However, I truly believe that together we can enact this much needed change!

Considering I didn't quote you at all, why did you think my response was targeted at your post? Yes, I understood your reference. I was talking directly to Eomer and his assertion that her "teef are just a little messed up".

That's an interesting question. The thing I'd be worried about (and which you're probably worried about) is having my valid passport cancelled through some government drone fuckup, thus resulting in problems at the airport. As soon as you report a passport lost or stolen it is invalidated so...

They look fine to me, ignoring the slight yellowness (but that could just be the overall tint of the picture I suppose). You're approaching Seinfeld levels of nitpicking if you think her teeth don't look alright.

Dinklage always looks like a homeless person.

Isn't an abortion gone horribly wrong already, by default, a bad abortion? It seems redundant. I'm not normally one to nitpick things like this, but since this is The Back to School Thread I'd hate for someone to read your post and start writing redundancies such as "bad abortion gone...

I don't care how much money you save, a root canal will never tickle anyone's pickle.

"The Sting" Note that I'm talking about the old Robert Redford movie, because there is probably some shitty Syfy movie about a human-bee hybrid with the same name.

The only thing worse than this is when that guy gets paid more than you.

And now all the sad Ravens fans are blaming the Orioles for this hilariously bad loss. "They wouldn't let us open at home!!!"

To be fair, the Skins don't really play on natural grass. It's more like patches of dirt.

I liked Noodleface's racism better when it was highly passive aggressive.

In certain situations it makes sense. I bought one of the Asus gamer laptops back in 2009 because I knew I would be doing a lot of long-term, international traveling in the near future but I wanted to be able to game no matter where I was. It's the only thing that made a shitty week in...

I've never had a good experience on a Delta flight. Personally, I'm the opposite of Alex in that I always take the absolute cheapest flight possible, even if it means a long layover and/or shitty airline (thus me flying on Delta numerous times despite hating them). That said, I don't think...

Lagunitas makes good stuff all around.

I quit WoW a few months ago when, as I was reading this thread, I realized that I was one of the bads that everyone complains about in LFR and 5-mans.

This exactly describes the situation in my town. We have the dirtiest, ghettoest Wal-Mart and literally across the street there is a really nice Target, which is clean, upscale(ish), and full of pleasant customers and helpful employees. Our Wal-Mart used to be open 24/7, but homeless people...

It was mediocre, but I think this comment is quite possibly the most accurate thing ever written in the history of mankind: Fuck FedEx Field. In other news, people in The Baltimore Metropolitan Area have already become unbearable (moreso than usual, I mean) and The Ravens haven't done...

Sounds like a heat issue. I was having the exact same problems you described on my old Asus gaming laptop until I started using a decent cooling pad.

I've never avoided a company on ethical grounds. For me price, convenience, and quality are the only deciding factors in whether or not I'm a customer. For example, I like to buy American when possible, but if there is a cheaper, relatively comparable version from China sitting next to it on...

I know you're joking, but whenever I eat pizza rolls I make sure to drink milk. A bag of 90 pizza rolls usually results in drinking about half a gallon of milk. So good. The flavor profiles go together very well, especially for spicy varieties of pizza rolls like the Buffalo or Jalapeno ones.

Milk (and milk products) are delicious as fuck and anyone who argues against it is nothing but a lactose intolerant pussy.

That's the one I remember! So, so terrible.

I used to play the tutorial over and over when the servers were down. EQ is a helluva drug.

What ever happened to the grand story that was originally planned for AO? I remember one of their big differentiators from other MMOs of the time (read: EQ) was that they would have an epic story that would gradually progress and be told through videos and updates on the website. I remember...