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The first one was way too ham-handed, second one was just a lame re-use of the bit.

Funny, that got Michelle Williams a standing ovation at the golden globes.

they arent waiting for the next gen thoguh, they're neutering the game so that the current garbage can run it.

You literally only need two hits to not be a one-hit wonder. Yes, Joe Flacco genuinely would be a HoF contender if he managed to pull out another season like 2012 before retiring.

If the university itself had any integrity they'd have thrown him off the team. Sorta reminds me of the dramatic difference in punishments between the two schools after the Miami-FIU brawl. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIU%E2%80%93Miami_football_brawl

Yeah that's total bullshit and everyone knows her dad is lying because everyone could plainly see the exact moment that her knee went bad and couldn't properly hold her weight anymore. and frankly, all this 'respect for being a warrior' is kinda fucking stupid. Her corner should have thrown the...

He'll be in on the first ballot of 2025. I mean it's fun to throw shade at the guy but he earned two Super Bowl MVPs on a team with a storied history of poor management, poor coaching, and just overall mediocrity. Not to mention his two wins were against a Brady still in his prime. Eli Manning...

bah gawd he's got a chair mfw the #2 team is possibly going to lose someone for the entire season

Fuck man I still remember the goddamn cat I sat with as it passed because its owner didn't care. It was a barn cat that lost the lottery and had its kidneys destroyed by the 2007 melamine contamination, so at least she brought it in to be put down when she realized it was suffering. fuck i wish...

I had the impression they were promising far more than they could deliver.

Possibly the worst post of the entire thread.

This is probably the biggest factor working against the success of #1 picks.

Well he definitely was good enough that I wouldn't call him a bust, so that brings the list up to 3 worthwhile first pick QBs.

googling some QBs at random, this is not a ranking Drew Brees - 1st pick second round Aaron Rodgers - 24th pick first round Brett Favre - 6th pick second round Joe Montana - 26th pick third round Tom Brady - fucking rofl I think the only two all time great QBs that went first pick were...

and then he had to tap out with his foot like a bitch

Or start serving them other foods in paste and nugget form. modernsolutions.jpg

Well fiendish servant is a much shittier 1 drop than voidwalker so demon players might bleed more health in the early game, but ultimately i think it will be a wash.

lolwat looks like they flat out removed voidwalker though, so the early snowballing might be a little less insane depending on what tier the two new demons are.

Why, did he grow up without you ever reading him any fairy tales? Any kid raised on fairy tales should be completely used to the concept of death by age 4.

That's basically what my back yard looked like about two weeks ago.

wat

He has to respond to everything, his obsession is kinda freaky

You're almost as bad as Murrloen in the MLB thread. j/k nobody is that bad. but let it goooooo

Well originally it was because we had a couple cute little kittens out in the shed, now it's mostly habit. Also there's an orange tabby that looks a lot like one of our house cats that recently died. It's not like I'm putting that much food out there anyway.

Putting food out for the biblical plague of outdoor/feral cats in my town is the closest I'll ever come to keeping a wild animal as a pet. Some people are retarded and/or have a death wish.

Also, to be blunt, if you're ever unfortunate enough to have a random stranger get murdered in front of you again, just fucking nope your way out of the situation. I seriously doubt that your job entails a legal or ethical obligation to perform CPR on a corpse until an EMT shows up to officially...

It's more shit writing from incompetent shmucks who badly butchered the adaptation of the Battle of Sodden Hill from the books. Any further explanation is a bit spoiler-heavy, so click at your own risk.

He has to respond to everything, his obsession is kinda freaky

Don't _____ me or Don't ______ with me

You probably have mild PTSD after subjecting yourself to that and should absolutely go through counseling for a while to help get through it.

But the doctor said it was only a partial ACL tear so now I'm back to questioning his medical competence on top of the rest.

The seventh season in a row the best teams in the league are the ones who made it to the Super Bowl.

Ok then I withdraw my questioning his medical competence but maintain that he's an unprofessional sexist.

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I realize you can tell something is wonky with one of the CLs pretty fast, but I would expect a doctor to need at least a few minutes of examination to be able to so confidently pronounce a partial ACL tear.

The Astros aren't going to fuck you bro.