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Wife and I watched Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard. No real surprises in the script and its a bit more cartoony than the first one was, but its hard not to be entertained by Samuel L and Reynolds just riffing for an entire movie. Solid 7/10 movie for us, but if you didn't like the first it would...

He can be hard to solo at lower levels, but a decent summon (bird or jellyfish will work here) can give you the window to smoke him. This is a good place to use any bleed or magic greases early in the game, if you have them.

Chris, you have really put a lot of thought into this, haven't you? Nice to see you having a hobby, I guess.

They deliberately uggoed up the characters in general in that game. And yeah, everyone was some sort of diversity checkbox person aside from maybe the highly forgettable Krogan. There was a ton of agenda pushing too (Asari retcon being the most obvious one) in that game. You don't send...

No, it won't. There is a specific crowd that likes BB/Seikiro, but its not the broad audience that latched on to ER. Elden Ring has casual appeal, thanks to the vast variety of builds, biomes, and less twitchy gameplay. BB has none of that and would not fit an open world concept nearly as...

Oh christ, don't tell me you faggots are going to go all hipster neck beard because the greatest game ever made actually is getting a proper amount of attention.... In other news, with all the gankers spamming quick steps lately I have found a new toy to twink my character helping my wife...

Radahn is easy to beat, if you don't care about gimping yourself for Epeen points. Summon pals, sit back and res them as they get killed and wait til Radahn leaps in the air for his metor move. Once he is airborne, get to the edge of the arena near the ocean death drop. He will rocket in from...

Yeah some bosses can just get in your head and work against your playstyle. For me, it is those fucking star beasts in the meteor craters. Those fucking things thrash me constantly and I am not sure why.

So you say. I don't ever recall even your two tranny chasers agreeing with that assessment, though.

His inability to see the obvious is more or less the foundation of his entire world view. When you are crazy, it eventually infects everything you do and think.

Mostly your own. And if you wonder why we keep coming by this thread to play poke the retard, your consistent sperg reaction is the answer. That and its better for the community if you are flailing away in here instead of the threads where the adults are talking.

If you want to feel better about yourself, just listen to my work environment. I was hired as a senior lead for the service desk. I am now the sole member of the T3 response team for our entire company, which is an international company with market presence in LatAm, Europe, and the US. Our...

You spam quoted one word a dozen or so times like a kid with Tourette's syndrome announcing the Sesame Street letter of the day. Hooray for you I guess? And yes, anything on IMDB should be viewed with extreme skepticism as much as any review site. Disney has already gotten caught manipulating...

Loki was decent at times, but flubbed the ending and went a little over the top with Femloki taking over the show at points. But using IMDB as some sort of actual reliable metric for what is good or bad.....

If your mimic is getting melted in a fight (and its not one with shit loads of ground AE), its usually a good sign that you are not packing good enough resists for that particular fight. Also for some of the ground AE spamming bosses, the bird summon (Warhawk Deeth) works surprisingly well...

Its sad that we had to resort to twinking our own characters a bit, but its solved the ganking issue for the most part. Its still annoying in some areas. The wife and I were cooping the Gelnir Mountain area, doing the big run to the star beast. Same asshole invaded us like four times in a...

The only black man who I would have given a chance and a watch would have been Ayoede. Casting anyone else is just a sure signal to more woke shit with zero thought on making an actually entertaining sci-fi story.

The struggle is real.

Call me a prude, but personally I am not a fan of the Jizz stains on the pocket. Plus torn jeans as fashion is so fucking 80s. And not the good part of the 80s.

If you go through the trouble to get the Darkmoon Greatsword, you get the best of both worlds with minimal investment in STR. I sort of did that in reverse in my main playthough with an all around build that repecced into high INT after getting the weapon, but there are some solid INT scaling...

Wife and I made some more progress, wrapping up Fia's questline and nailing some random shit in rot continent we missed. Gankers still come out in droves, but thanks to me twinking myself with Rivers of Blood and the wife's sorc hitting 70 int and having MLGS, we win far more than we lose to...

You chose to be a drama whore faggot, to keep your dick while installing fake tits, and to advocate for contrary positions. And to post your nudies for more attention. And to make a big deal about your religious views all over the place. And to push for chemical castration of minors. You...

You often accuse others of misrepresenting your statements when we are literally quoting your own insane rants. What you love to do is claim people said things that fits your little delusional head cannon. You are _more_ passable and rational than most choppers, but that does not mean I said...

Stop trying to straw man your way out of a fucking corner by putting words in people's mouths and they might start taking you seriously once in a while. People ghosting you has nothing to do with you "confronting and pwnz0ring" them and everything to do with not wanting to engage the crazy.

So we are supposed to believe that an attention whore on your level who has posted his noodle on the board such of yourself has such a line? Must have been the relative that molested you and broke your brain.

Cloud of Flied before they nerfed it was one. Other than that, its Rot Breath to apply Rot to a boss. Incantations (and faith in general) really got the short end of the stick in this game.

Its not Japanese game developers in general, its From Software specifically. They have consistently made quality stuff that went against the grain at the time. Armored Core and Kings Field were both great series in their era. Meanwhile Square and Nintendo continue their downward spirals into...

Haligtree was not as bad as people have been complaining, though the gold bubble fucks were annoying. Mostly that lower area in the city with the grafted rape monsters was the part I skipped. Melania was tough, but I don't think she is Midir tough. Took me a bunch of tries, but ultimately I...

There were some good / funny gay movies in there or singular gay characters that were funny / decent. Birdcage was good, the gay black guy in Revenge of the Nerds was hilarious, Charles Grodin's character from Woman in Red was pretty fucking funny. But the core issue is always there is a point...

It depends on guard value, and unfortunately the shields that are decent all require massive STR investment. BUT..... there are a fair number of enemies late game that you can still reliably Guard Counter for big damage when trash clearing (e.g. a lot of the Haligtree Knights) and some areas...

This. And the area he is in has the Jellyfish Shield which is pretty good with a nice buff.

China is literally the only thing holding back the complete takeover of entertainment by gay degenerates.

I am sick of The Gay and the Diversity. Art and pop culture are supposed to reflect the parent civilization, but if you had to guess what the US was like purely on ours you would assume half the country were mixed race gay couples with dick chopper kids. The overrepresentation is fucking...

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The Intro is very linear and rough. The game really opens up in the first and second chapters, but slowly narrows down from there as the gang slides into shittier and shittier situations. Its not a happy or uplifting ending in any sense, but the story telling is great and the open world...

My main play is on PS5, but the wife and I have been cooping on the PS4 and experienced two bugs. First, the first time you try the Academy boss as co-op, the first phase bugs as impossible, but that is supposedly fixed. Second, the Radahn Comet cutscene after the battle crashed the host each...

A couple of dragons in end zones/end of quest lines drop in excess of 100k in NG, as does the final boss of the Ranni questline, but nothing I have seen drops close to what Mogh did.

The original ending of Die Hard 3 is in the deleted scenes and the bad guy wins there, in a way. Kind of wish they had gone with that ending. Both Phantsasm movies the villan was victorious as well, and those were decent horror movies for their era. Off the top of my head, well received...

The fact that you have accepted this as normal is a big part of the problem in this country. You are not alone on this and I am not singling you out.