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Yeah if you want to overlook that whole fairly lengthy "my body is a temple" and "made in the image of the Lord" stuff in the Bible. The only reason trannies are omitted in the Bible is because we did not start chopping dicks off of people (who were asking for it) until about a century ago.

Demons Souls, with the exception of one or two specific parts, is vastly easier than any game in the series. People just remember it being hard because it was the first game. With the exception of the last real boss, all of the boss fights were easily cheesable with pretty obvious tactical...

I mostly hated the dungeons in Caelid, because unless you have the faith and know where the cure spell is for it, Scarlet Rot is one of the biggest pains in the ass in the game. And half the fucking crypts in there are fighting imps/poisoned mushroom men while wading in Scarlet Rot. But I...

DS2 dodge rolls were the most intricate. If you learned the system and invested in the stat for it, you could dodge roll better than in any other FROM game. But every game before or since has basically just been about encumbrance class.

Torch Power Stance build only. Funny and meme worthy.

By that point in the game having a bunch of Sleep pots is completely viable. I have them on hand for fights like that. Generally anything humanoid size can be hit with it and shutting down one enemy for a bit is the only window you need. Works better with the Mimic Tear ash, since Tich will...

So update on my playing: In my main play I one shot the Fire Giant (he really did not like the powered up DMGS) and cleaned out most of the Giants mountains. Working on finishing up some quests and that area before working towards Haligtree. Might do the sewers detour, not sure. Depends on...

Unpopular opinion: This is a bad game with a great story, atmosphere, setting, and voice cast. The controls are really rough, first of all, and the balance is basically all over the place. The horse is borderline retarded and some of the missions are just plain flat luck. Plus that whole...

I would suspect there is a chance that they might pull a DS2 Scholar of the Sin and alter the final fight to have Marika in it in place of the Elden Beast (which is what I think they may have wanted but ran out of time). And again DS2 had the time travel to the Giant Wars bits, as well. I...

Yeah I was talking about that one. He wont come over the ledge, so you can arrow gimp him easily, esp if you have some poison arrows.

That once can be wrecked by a careful mix of Rock Toss and guard counter with a staggering weapon. I found the Naginata and claymore both worked fine in this fight.

If its the Storm Castle one, dont cross the bridge and fill him full of arrows. Any other one, even nerfed the cloud of flies spell you can get from the bird farm unlock is relatively easy. Beyond that, bring a big weapon, learn the patterns, and guard counter.

On topic, I am cautiously optimistic for this movie and can just ignore the girl power shit. Ragnorok was one of the best shifts in the MCU over its whole run and Hemsworth has amazing comedic timing. Aside from the last Spiderman, this is the movie I am most looking forward to from their...

I'm sure snorting coke off another dudes dick to get friendzoned by hookers doesn't help either.

Arent there bell things for smithing stones in Haligtree or are they in more accessible areas?

You could take him to the bird farm early and over level a bunch. Invaders have to be within a certain range of the host and gankers always optimize to hit first run players.

Jokes on you. I am so old I started out jerking off to thumb nails. Seriously though, she looks nice and if she is as advertised you found yourself a unicorn. Carry on, sir.

My only real complaint about the DMGS honestly was the moveset. The power up window sucked, but I dont PvP so its not as bothersome to me. I mean, my builds always end up this way on first run souls games, but nothing in my arsenal hits as hard as this weapon and the standard R1 sweep swing is...

I sort of minored as a caster on my main, but the magic shot (even pre-buff) is just so good I really only cast Fly Cloud or Flame Cleanse since I have had it. And I am still pumping INT, so I probably SHOULD be tossing spells. The damage scaling with the thing at +9 or +10 off the INT stat is...

If you dont care about mainhand weaponarts, the Jellyfish shield (which is actually a greatshield) is really solid. I like the shield you get from the Academy, as its really good against Magic damage, but its dogshit vs Lightning and Holy, making it fall behind the Brass Shield later on...

If you don't want to do spoilers, a good early weapon is the claymore from Castle Morne far to the south of Limgrave. Its decent damage at that point in the game and delivers good stagger, without the lethargic speed and wonky hit boxes of curved greatswords. Also make sure you scour all of...

Haha they nerfed the piss out of the fly spell, both the spell itself and the dragon seal. Guess I can spec out of Arcane entirely now, since the Mogh spear is basically useless at this point. May as well max out my MLGS cheese.

Yeah Tank Girl basically ended Lori Petty's entire mainstream career. Same thing for Billy Zane with Phantom or Reeves in Quest for Peace, honestly. Those are movies you know are impressively bad, when entire careers are tanked in the blowback.

Among the earlier to get and that allow room for other things, it is hard to top either Blasphemous Blade or Darkmoon GS. The latter in particular even got better last patch. If Spears are your jam, the Wood Tree Spear is pretty decent. There are also a number of good Axes out there, but most...

Godrick is easier than Margit in a lot of ways, once you know his main moves. He arguably gets easier in the second phase if you stay close enough to punish the shit out of his breath attack.

You guys are either too young to remember or memory blocked some truely bad movies under the superhero banner that came out in the past. Catwoman is indeed bad and probably the worst movie made with top tier talent (Stone and Berry were still pretty solid draws at the time), unless you want to...

If you do the Varric quest to access the bird farm, its a couple suicide runs up the palace path. Literally doable as soon as you can complete the Golden Mask quest line. Edit- I think there might even be a Somber 9 in one of the caves on the way to the Birdfarm camp, too.

Easiest Ancient Somber to get is behind the tower right before Mogh elevator. You can suicide run to it to get the drop from the chest, but it may take two runs.

Togue in ER is not the same as DS1 invasion experience. The twinking was never even remotely this bad and you at least got some warning when invaded so you could move to a somewhat safe/revoverable spot. In ER, half the time I literally do not see the warning until I am already ganked because...

Yeah I have personally been putting off the sewer area on my main play (currently clearing snow area), especially since I already cleared all the shit out of Moghs area a while ago. That leaves frenzied shit which I care not at all about and the fingerprint shield I would need to level 20 STR...

Update on my wife and I cooping the game: Broomed out all of the Academy lake area, aside from the upside down tower since we need to advance the Darkmoon quest first. Spent most of the day plowing most of Caern area and have it mostly done, but will have to advance the Darkmoon quest first...

You can go to the palace first if you do the gold mask quest line for the perm invasion finger. This is how most people get to the bird farm early on. I tackled Mogh at a fairly early level for that boss, but L10 Tich and Moghs own fucking fly spell cheesed him pretty handily. Spear was a lot...

This. There is not a single woman in her 40s without some sort of serious baggage. Thats not to say there are not workable issues or things beyond their control (widowed, husband fucked around, family commitments of some sort) but any valid reason comes with its own bullshit.

And here I thought it was try finger but hole.