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  1. Deathwing

    Hearthstone

    Do they need to make the rewards for ladder considerably better? I used to rank to 5 because the rewards for legendary weren't worth the time lost playing arena. Then I made the same rationalizations for dropping down to 10 and then 15 last season. And I don't think I'm wrong even at 15. Play...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Start and quit gaming all in the same day!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's the other problem. Technically, I can make it in, so why use my limited sick days now? I might really need them later!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, you can't prepare or eat anything that requires more than one plate and fork?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Slackers and losers take sick days! I can easily work from home and yet just the perception of not being in the office when I possibly could have been is sometimes enough to motivate me to come in. I agree with your notion, it's just really hard not to feel compelled to come into work if you can.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yep, I think I've even found it's affecting my taste in games. I have to read a bunch of shit? Nope. Tutorial screens? Nope. Get in, play, put it down when someone needs my attention. I keep going back to hearthstone despite multiple rage quits because it fits that "casual gaming"...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've considered buying a laptop just for this reason. Work + kid + dinner takes up 12 hours of your day, easily. I still want to play games, spend time with wife, fix shit around the house, maybe put an extra hour or two of work. Fuck, just not enough time. Gotta be more efficient.
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    Big News of the Day Thread

    2-3 times as well, been that way for as long as I can remember and I don't have any dehydration issues. You shitlords need to check your privilege.
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    Planescape Torment Kickstarter: A spiritual sequel to be set in Monte Cook's Numenera

    My first playthrough of P:TS I didn't know you could rest. So, maybe no experience from combat won't be horrible?
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    @Lendarios is. He ain't cleaning toilets for 100k.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Liar, that's one figure less than you're making now.
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    Taxes 2016

    How are you able to deduct hobby expenses?
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Primal Ancients are fine as long as they are only needed for pushing Grifts well beyond the season journey.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You're a bad person. Didn't even know chunky buttermilk dressing existed.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    What about blue cheese dressing/dip?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I always tell my wife that women have many more non-verbal tools at their disposal to initiate sex. Just take out your titties, wag em around, start sucking on them. You'll get fucked. Now, regardless of whether I'm right about available tools...my idea implantation has worked exactly 0 times :(
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Good thing it's still going?
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I'll help you but only if you promise to go to Guardian.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You just use a couple pieces of newspaper with a chimney starter. If you wanted to be extremely purist about while still being quick, get one of those souped-up hair dryers.
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    Pillars of Eternity, Obsidian's new CRPG in the vein of Baldur's Gate

    I guess I should get the first one... Once it's on sale low enough. Some companies getting really stingy with sale prices recently. I've NEVER seen Kerbal below $28.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Why cotton balls with alcohol instead of a chimney starter?
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    Rick and Morty

    Sea cows are extinct?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Congratulations @Noodleface. When are you due?
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Gavinrad has always felt like a pony inside.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    If the robot has the body of EDI and is voiced by Tricia Helfer, bring on the robosex.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    My guess is that the plot will follow SG:A just a bit too much. And instead of Sheppard and McKay fart jokes, you get SJW hamfistedness.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    @Zaphid Sovereign was the reaper in the first game.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Addons are a crutch! I like the additional complexity and functionality that addons provide for the game, but Blizzard has done a horrible job of both designing the game some base expectation of their usage and their half-assed integration of some of them. Back when I leveled a panda to 20 for...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What has trollface done to earn that kind of respect?
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    Hearthstone

    Looks similar to the Kun/Aviana/C'Thun deck I saw once in a while in last week's brawl.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you want the nice answer, just accept that you're attractive. If you want the overthinking answer, the waitress picked the only choice that would make all three of you happy. And of course, it could have been both.
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    Poll Do you like the stories and dialogue in games?

    Vampire with giant titties is best vampire. Same shit that made Skyrim great.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's all in the delivery and context. I'm sure you'd react differently if it was some female's large rack she wanted to suck instead.
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    Must Have Software

    How did you measure that it's slowing down load times? I thought the whole point was to block certain things from loading, thus indirectly improving load times.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    At that point, what the cheating pussy offers is basically not those negatives.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty much. Pussy would need to be literally throwing itself at me for me to cheat. Probably (much)bigger tits too. I ain't cheating on my wife for the same size tits. Or she lets me pee in her ass funnel.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Doesn't ignore pain work 100% on magic damage currently?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife, job, kid, house AND a mistress? I ain't got time for that shit.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Have you tried freebasing oyster juice?