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You bought the wrong damn breed of cat bro. Enjoy everything in sight being bitten for the next 12-15 years.

What kind of loser plagiarizes cartoons for his jokes?

Well in the prequels and Clone Wars he fights enemies that are actually a credible threat to him. Mace Windu + red shirts, Yoda, Maul + Savage. He's at least as powerful as he was back then, presumably more, and RotJ Luke definitely doesn't measure up to any of those as a challenge. It's not...

He sneers at Luke because Luke wouldn't be a match for him even if he had an army of dogs with lightsabers in their mouth and when they bark they shoot lightsabers at you.

He never fought anyone in Return of the Jedi.

Except the emperor didn't move past lightsabers.

Even a long time ago in a galaxy far far away black dudes don't stick around to help raise their kids.

See someone quoted me. Wonder how many months/years its been since i posted in the cooking thread. See some faggot mod was moving posts for no reason. #justfohthings

I had about zero interest until I saw that comeback from Schaub. Pretty savage.

She doesn't have a dick for you to suck to get producer credits bro.

The only thing Chicago gets right is the body count in black neighborhoods.

That's what's really amazing, is how much you yellow bastards can do with the garbage parts of the food.

She was the only executive producer on The Last Airbender that wasn't directly tied to Nickelodeon or the cartoon itself. What the fuck else needs to be said about her incompetence?

Yeah but he's on the shallow end of the gene pool when it comes to the positive sides of being Asian.

My dad likes hot stuff, been thinking about ordering some jolokia seeds and seeing if i can get them to grow in a basic indoor hydroponic setup.

I have no idea what that shit is in reference to, but how is a better than 50% win ratio in the highest level promotion in the world something to express contempt for?

There's no 'might' about it. The prequels are masterpieces compared to Ep 8.

As much fun as that image is, they're standing differently and her costume obviously isn't skin tight like his is. There may be other evidence of her not having an ass, but that picture is inconclusive.

Yeah that was so dumb. Who would believe a girl would know anything about computers?

He has an even better unbridled rage for Black Panther.

Dude are you fucking retarded or what?

ISILDUR WAS NEVER A GODDAMN RINGWRAITH! THE NAZGUL WERE CREATED MORE THAN A THOUSAND YEARS BEFORE ISILDUR DIED AND NONE OF THEM DIED SO THERE NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN A VACANT RING TO GIVE TO ISILDUR!!! AIAEAREFIJHAFEIHASDFKLHAEHFJLASEIFHASFAHDFLHIEHOAIHEDFAFHAUHD

ISILDUR WASN'T A FUCKING RINGWRAITH GOD DAMNIT! AIAEAREFIJHAFEIHASDFKLHAEHFJLASEIFHASFAHDFLHIEHOAIHEDFAFHAUHD

I've actually watched that almost hour long review where the dude spends the entire time utterly vivisecting the movie and it really stuck with me. Didn't plan on watching the entire thing but it just sucked me in.

Best part is DC struggling not to burst out laughing imo.

What? All I'm saying is that DC only cheats about half as much when he fights HW compared to LHW.

The real question is what do you do when you have sleep apnea but a CPAP gives you a panic attack lol

Well we know how half of it would go. DC would lose, then it would be a coin flip as to whether the loss would actually stand or not.

I suppose the plus side to DC fighting HW is that he doesn't have to cheat to make weight.

Why? That was quite possibly the dumbest fucking change they did, particularly because the Mosasaur's escape was so completely irrelevant. The Mosasaur lagoon is nowhere near the ocean in Jurassic World (as much as you can say that about any place on a relatively small island), so it's not like...

So you're saying that no, in fact, the fat whiny cheater didn't do anything impressive.

Did the fat whiny cheater actually do something impressive for once?

Except they flubbed it just like everything else in the movie. I mean yeah I've said before that she's the actual villain of Jurassic World, but as callous as she appears she does have a duty to keep the park in business, and she's not a sociopath or she wouldn't have taken such serious personal...

huh. Guess I've just been super unlucky then.

Predictably, slow boss damage meant that a horde spawned up my ass while I was the only one doing respectable damage to the stormfiend (beam pyro), and the two aforementioned idiots were out of positioned when a horde spawned and buttfucked me and the shade. Also now that I think about it I'm...

Just ran a legendary quickplay with an ironbreaker using 2h axe/grudgeraker and a merc using repeater, and all I could think to myself was 'why the fuck didnt i nope out of this group at the lobby'

I'm generally open minded to crazy, not stupid.