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Did it smell like cat litter and hair dye in the theater?

Depends on if they are also dressed up as a giant space monster or not, I guess.

There are games on the NES that stand up pretty well, if you are not a graphics snob. The Mario games are rock solid, FF1, Castlevania (not having 3 is criminal), and the two original Zelda games. The main benefit I see with this is tossing it in my travel suitcase and popping it into the...

Civ5 is not the kind of franchise killing cancer that Moo3 was for its franchise, but I certainly will not ever get back into Civ again after that game. All the graphical tweaks and balance adjustments in the world are meaningless when the AI has too settings, derp and megacheater. The AI...

Yeah pure comedy blockbusters are very rare. That's why even marginally successful ones get sequels. They are cheap to make and advertise, plus they are low risk (but low return) efforts. This isn't really a pure comedy, due to the special effects and massive add campaign behind it. Studio...

That's a hold over from this ancient show:

GB2 was entertaining, it just could not measure up to the original in any way, mostly due to the timing the first had going for it. I thought having a more direct bad guy and the self parody aspects were funny, but it lacked the freshness the original came with. It also did not help that the...

Except the kooky left SJW element of the media _does_ exist. Just look at what TDS has turned into or that turd of a show Larry Wilmore replaced Colbert with. And that's not even getting into the supposed "real" news. The blue hairs have done to MSNBC and CNN what the fundy right did to Fox.

McCarthy is hit and miss. She is sort of like the anti-Will Farrell, where she is better as the lead rather than the supporting character most of the time. I personally could not stand Bridesmaids. But she was really good and funny in The Heat, Tammy, and Spy. I think the real problem is...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AngryGerbil again.

Its "same hine", I believe?

Its more that you could use the HP swing mechanism and mash Ludwigs through most fights, which gets you murdered in DS2-3. If you want to create the same mash an dash experience as in BB, go ultra GS/STR with ninja ring build and rely on hyperarmor frames in the movesets. Its about the same...

The BK Halberd drops him in like four hits, too. I used to hate that fight until I learned how to skunk the adds easily.

This is actually true. The high percentage of ace serves really makes men's tennis a shit ton less interesting.

I have, and I am not talking about any chick, but the kind of toughened up tomboy that plays sports in the first place. I am not talking about women playing linebacker or RB or some stupid shit like that.

From a pure biological standpoint, the lower center of gravity women naturally possess afford them certain advantages in the areas of balance and endurance. If you had ever ridden a horse, you would immediately understand this.

Women's volleyball is both good eye candy and pretty solid as a sport. Women floor gymnastics and horse riding related events are also superior to their male versions, both due to women having physical advantages and the eye candy aspect. Softball can be good, if you like watching actual...

There are men's advocate lawyers out there, but paying a couple billable hours to discuss his situation and options is also a possibility and won't put someone on retainer. But hey, clearly letting his wife defraud the government and his kids slip off of insurance is the better plan....

Yeah, that's the other thing is that Onoes is the one who is going to get shafted harder when the fraud gets exposed. And it WILL get exposed at some point, because she is (his words) dumb and apparently blabbing about her situation to friends regularly.

So, soccer basically?

Yeah, I feel genuinely bad for Onoes, but there is no point in getting emotionally invested in someone who is doing it to themselves to this degree. /seinfeldimout.gif

It always comes back to the crazy. Crazy is the one thing you can't fix and it shits over everything, including child rearing. Side note to Khane, I know the kinds of equal partner Khane wants exist, I just think he is either looking in the wrong places or holding potential candidates to...

Onoes: You are a nice guy who lives in the moment and thinks the best of people. You are simply not equipped to recognize that your ex is playing you, the system, and frankly anything else to keep herself in princess status. She is basically a deadbeat mom and you are going to end up eating...

This x 1 million. We all told you she would have some cunty friend who pissed in her ear, even if she was completely reasonable and rational (hint: she never was and you know this), ultimately screwing you for not having legal protection. You have allowed short sightedness to sabotage both...

I know you are trolling, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt here for the sake of discussion. The short version is, what happens in the bedroom had no bearing on what I consider dating material. After some ugly young relationships, finding compatible lifestyles and mutual levels of...

When you get to the point of thinking your above the institution and manage to stay with someone long enough to settle down, I would actually like to hear your perspective and how much it has changed. Snark aside, having a walking ball of cock swinging is valuable for keeping perspective to the...

This. I am guessing his ex wife has finally worked herself up into enough of a lather to give him a proper cornholing. Hint: If your ex would not give you a hummer, but she is willing to blow randoms after she nukes the relationship, then any plan that involves her being rational is doomed to...

This is patently false, as the whole pro Trump tilt away from liberals of this community amply demonstrates. But brain washed bullshit pounded into people's minds tends to stick with them long after the point of reason. Whatever one's opinion on polyamorism (not for me, but I don't care what...

That ultimately results in support departments that are solely composed of people who are being constantly turned over and other people who are simply too miserable or toxic to leave. I guess you really are a true SJW and enjoy martyrdom above all else, because there is no reason you should not...

Probably hires underqualified people who would not be employed at similar jobs elsewhere, so they don't even try. Look at Mist. Isn't Mist's major not even IT related and (s)he just has this job to keep the shitshack over mommy dearest? This is basically one step below outsourcing and if Mist...

Yeah but they probably already have a less hostile and more attractive one on staff. And you definitely don't want more than one of those in an office.

If you liked the first one, you will like this one. It really is as simple as that. Science was iffy in parts, but this is not Interstellar and there was nothing as ridiculous as the MacBook saving the world from the first one. The move did lay the groundworks for some interesting follow ups...

You are arguing this with Mist, who seems utterly certain that society shapes us entirely, to the exclusion of biology. The irony of that is if you apply Mist logic right back, then Mist being gay and miserable is by choice and not biology.

I am amazed at how tone deaf to their own hypocrisy these dumb cunts are. My wife could not stop face palming when I showed her the articles on it. Her joke: "Millennials + Women + Liberal Arts = The Triforce of Stupidity".

Except the same dipshits are the ones lining the rosters of most HR divisions.

Yeah also in tech there are companies that refuse to stay current and need people with knowledge of the obsolete shit. Usually the guys who know that shit are untouchable because no one else wants to learn it or is too young. I knew a couple Novell specialists who made pretty good bank for a...

Growing up in Wisconsin, I can tell you first hand that Polish girls go apeshit over that album for whatever reason, at least when I was in HS and college. If you ever wanted to get some Pollack Catholic stink finger, just spin up Paradise by the Dashboard Light late in the evening. I...

Depending on how many rerolls he has, the Halfling Chef might be a good choice. Many elf rosters stop once they hit 3 RRs and the chef can potentially take all those away. Nothing quite like watching an elf player roll a 1 and lose his shit over it. I would also consider Morg as an option to...

Focus on running and clock management. If there has been cause for him to have lots of tackle (seems likely at that TR) or wrestle, you might be boned. If not, then that extra TR is likely tied up in stuff that won't matter to a Zon roster. In a lot of ways his team is going to mirror yours...

That's like the wife of the six flags old guy....