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Basement dwelling neckbeards still using Mom's credit card. Pretty obvious.

McDonald's chocolate shakes are the same thing. I'm pretty sure most fast food places are like that. They usually only have vanilla ice cream and just mix syrup into it to get the associated flavor you ordered.

Reworked my Black Panther build and gear yesterday, he was already good but now he's ridiculous. He's one of the few characters you can build defensively and offensively at the same time because of his kit. Right now I've got 22k hp, 13k all defenses, 48% dodge (might replace my blessings for...

The best milkshake I ever had I made myself with Stewart's cake batter ice cream and a chocolate carnation instant breakfast packet.

Just make sure you drink it while wearing raw denim

Aren't frosties made with water and not milk/cream? No seriously, I think that's true.

I dare any man to look at that picture and not feel like they are staring into the eyes of a devil. Look at the way she is "smiling" and looking at the camera! She looks like a goddamn demon shapeshifter! Seriously, take a gander at the look she is giving the camera. It's a soulless, lifeless...

You shall order the following: 1 Chili Cheese Burrito 1 Cheesy Gordita Crunch 1 Chicken Chalupa Supreme with Baja Sauce instead of sour cream 1 Steak Soft Taco Supreme 1 Meximelt You shall eat the Meximelt first.

Zooey Deschanel grates on every one of my nerves. I cannot stand her, therefore New Girl will never be watched in my house. She is an atrocious actress and an even worse singer. Why the hell is she so popular?

You're losing bro points faster than I know how to count.

That's a goddamn lie. Say it ain't so Noodlebro

You are forgiven

You didn't follow my advice, you are dead to me dirk

Your poop should get out more so we aren't stuck here waiting all day. Selfish shits.

There are pictures of her in the Screenshots forum. I believe in the GWBYHT, though not sure on that one. Maybe the titties thread or something.

Da Fuq?

"Sorry, I'm not trying to email stock you..." That's hilarious because she is literally stocking your inbox full of crazy. This chick is beyond stupid Onoes. How the fuck did you even talk to her?

Parks and Recreation

Just follow my very specific instructions, then branch out as you feel more comfortable.

Well I'd hope you're better at it. Always be learning and improving. I hope you didn't peak at 18 my friend, that would be a travesty.

It's actually pretty decent.

False, Those chili tater snackers Vitality was talking about are terrible. Also the newer grilled stuft burrito is an abomination. The old one was heaven in a flour tortilla, the new ones are satan's dick covered in baby dookie "guacamole".

You're thinking of the grilled snackers, those are different. The chili cheese burrito has no taters.

Here's what you want: 1 Cheesy Gordita Crunch 1 Chili cheese burrito 1 Chicken Chalupa or Gordita Supreme, with Baja Sauce 1 Smothered Burrito 1 Giant Adult Diaper

There are no taters in the chili cheese burrito there my man. Chili cheese burritos are just chili and cheese, and they are the best. Cool ranch dorito taco? You sound like a Taco Bell noob!

Of course they want to fuck a lot more, you're better at it now. What does a kid in HS know about stimulating the physical desires of a lady?

Bro, head out now for happy hour. Get yourself a drink and a chili cheese burrito or 10.

I've kind of always wanted to be psycho analyzed by a professional. I'm curious about what the diagnosis would be, however I don't want to spend the money to find out. I know I'm not depressed but there is definitely something wrong with me. I'm practically bananas.

They call that "Hangry" and I'm pretty sure every woman on earth gets that way. It's a phenomenon.

Muff Cabbage soup

She isn't pretty enough.

Onoes, have you ended any emails with a youtube clip of Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry?

Why ya gotta be like that etchazz? I'm too busy climbing the seven peaks and transcending human consciousness to worry about games.

Well if it's atmosphere you're looking for, make sure you never go to that restaurant on the moon

They were bugs man. Everyone says so! Quaid I've been trolling this thread for almost two pages. Get with the program.

You would need to have a learning disability to think the only reason the Pantheon KS failed was because of the lack of information. People throw money blindly at promises all the time. A reskinned EQ would be a ghost town. It would be an MORPG. not an MMORPG.

Probably exploiting some other mechanic, like root DoTing, or snare kiting.

Hey listen man. I know based on your other posts you would never intentionally subject them to any of that. But you never know when the crazy gonna crazy on up with your kids around and catch you off guard. Or when one of the wives of the dudes your ex is sleeping with show up to confront her...

I know you aren't really this stupid Quaid. Think... think... read... understand. This thread sucks.

That was exactly his point. Try killing Dain without that stupid bug.