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  1. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Everything has its limits. I don't know if you have been around this type of person before, but I am guessing Mist did not learn her professional victim routine on her own.
  2. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    It is if you are psychotic. Consider the kind of women Keg dates, then it makes more sense. On this derail, Siddar is spot on. Your mom is using you because she is the only person in your little universe more pathetic and miserable than you are, Mist. She is using the guilt to keep you on...
  3. Phazael

    Attack on Titan (Live Action Movie)

    I would expect something similar to what the live action Death Note was: Abbreviated story line of the first core story of the manga.
  4. Phazael

    The Fast Food Thread

    Try leaving the sun blocking lunar eclipse of the shadow of your mom's titanic ass and you might notice these things. But for the record, I think the Sonics out here in cali seem to hire the friendliest jailbait. Too bad their food tastes like cardboard.
  5. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Probably not. My Sister in law who is not butch but most definitely a muff diver is all hung up on clinging to her mom's skirt ties, too. As are a half dozen other doughnut bumpers I have known over the years. They seem to be worse than straight women, when it comes to that shit.
  6. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah seriously, why take the time to hunt down what we likely already know? If daddy/uncle/grandpa/the pizza delivery guy didn't diddle you in the cooter, then what exactly made you so hate sex? Every other lesbian, from the butchest to the lipstickiest loves munching some box, so clearly...
  7. Phazael

    A 30 year quest/dream maybe this week

    I smell a kickstarter campaign!
  8. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Yeah people forget what an uber crispie Charles Schultz was. It had a heavy influence on his comic. Even the sort of lesbian duo of Patty and Marcy was really him mocking strong female archetypes, it just accidentally worked brilliantly as a muff diver couple.
  9. Phazael

    Do male to female trannies go to a gynocologist?

    The mind convinces people of a lot of things that aren't true.
  10. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah that place can't be cheap in the bay area.
  11. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Dumar, tell us again about how your whore mother is the one exception of her entire gender. Either you admit by your belief system that your mom is a cock hungry whore, as you view all women, or admit you are full of shit to the point where even you don't really buy into it. Until then...
  12. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    The other thing is I expect at least one of those AFC North teams to have injury issues at some point in the season. That division is the toughest, dirtiest, hardest hitting one in the game right now. None of those teams are going into the playoffs healthy.
  13. Phazael

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    He is an anime fanboy, so there probably needed to be more underage girls and tentacle rape for him to get into it.
  14. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Don't do this to yourself man....
  15. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Honest question, do the Steelers actually look worth a shit this year or is that homerism? They seemed pretty inconsistent and long in the tooth last season.
  16. Phazael

    Witcher 3

    Yeah the biggest difficulty in this game is the inventory management and counter intuitive UI. I get the immersion thing, but when you spend more time vendor farming than exploring, the shark has been jumped. That's one area where DA:I is superior. Overall, the crafting is more enjoyable in...
  17. Phazael

    Jurassic Park 4

    Utter shit, no question. There have been movies, some extremely successful, that have launched without being reboots or sequels in the last decade. Many of them have been well received: John Wick, Guardians of the Galaxy, Lego Movie, Birdman, Kingsman, Interstellar, American Sniper, and...
  18. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    PS- Dumar have you come to terms with the fact that your mother is a whore yet?
  19. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Fixed that for you. He is not the hero this thread deserves, but the one it needs:
  20. Phazael

    Jurassic Park 4

    Until you realize that shitty CGI shitshows with mostly shit actors off of old IPs are why nothing new gets made and instead we get shit like Bridesmades Ghostbusters and Can you Smell what the Rock is Cooking in Little China.
  21. Phazael

    Jurassic Park 4

    It was 90 minutes of jerking off for 10-15 minutes of payoff. I actually thought Pratt was the only other serviceable part of the movie, but he was phoning it in for the most part. This movie is going to overtake Avatar for the worst movie to make a shitpile of money. Was it Pacific Rim Job...
  22. Phazael

    The Astronomy Thread

    Well, there is no known true total vacuum, at least that we have found or produced. There are always at least some sub atomic shit, if not hydrogen, kicking about that can transmit energy to some degree. In theory, if you could generate a sizable space (say a cubic foot) with absolutely...
  23. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    First of all, I already said you have a double standard about this. I am fairly certain when you grow up and settle down with some nice jewish girl that you are going to leave Mahootma the hairy armed falafel cook out of your personal history when you date her. Second of all, if you are in...
  24. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Fuck that. The toxic Pigmies made me want to murder people worse.
  25. Phazael

    The Astronomy Thread

    Hawking's book makes it pretty clear that he felt that energy was being shed from beyond the event horizon in black holes, though the concept of it made him uncomfortable with the ramifications. The whole Dark Energy thing is just a place holder until they figure out why large scale motion in...
  26. Phazael

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    PS- Paid to see it twice on back to back nights at the Cinopolis. Will buy the blue ray the day it comes out.
  27. Phazael

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Yeah, the home setup is awesome and all, but why lay down all that fucking money and then use it to watch shitty torrent rips off of the internet?
  28. Phazael

    The Astronomy Thread

    At LachiusTZ: What you are hypothesizing really disconnects the object from all interaction with the rest of the universe. Gravity is one of those all pervasive things. I have read sci-fi books that have used similar concepts for how to get around the light speed barrier for story telling...
  29. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I think 2 games being the actual punishment is what all reasonable people (i.e. not Pats fans or haters) expected and predicted in this thread. The only reason he got busted at all was because of the cover up. If he had just owned up to it, a lot of other high profile QBs already had his back...
  30. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    This is pretty much it, at least subconsciously, for people like Keg and Dumar. That and trust issues. Its also a double standard, because I am pretty sure when Keg is done bagging swamp donkeys and hairy middle eastern women he does not want his record of priors up for analysis to any future...
  31. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Good luck.
  32. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Guess I should clarify but what I meant was win a few games no one expects them to win, but always be a decent O-Line away from vying for the division title.
  33. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I actually liked the 49ers under Harbaugh, even though they made fools out of my team. I really want Seattle to have to work to win that division, instead of getting a Pats style free pass to top seed. But the reality is that this is a team with some of the most massive roster turnover ever...
  34. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Fuck, so many people I want to + Net for the last five pages of comedy, but it won't let me. Who do I neg again for that?
  35. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    This is true.
  36. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Hodj can we get amod to spin this eugentics/evo psyche derail off into its own general thread? As a german, I have a soft spot for eugenics and am actually enjoying the discussion about it, but it doesn't belong in this thread. Edit: maybe the last three pages could be moved into the...
  37. Phazael

    Jurassic Park 4

    This was basically Pacific Rim Job with a pre-established IP and better actors, which is really the difference in the take of the two movies at the box office. If all you want to see are dino battles, its money well spent (and is better than the prior JP movies on that level), but going into it...
  38. Phazael

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    The only thing that scares me about him is the fact that he is a teacher. I figured he had next to no chance of damaging the gene pool directly, but he can still work hard at honing the next generation of blood belching vagina men.
  39. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Dude, you are the one that is hanging on to butthurt from Furor banning you back two forums ago.
  40. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Point of order #1- Dumar was specifically to refrain from posting RP horseshit in the MatPoD thread in the grown up forum, as noted. His posting here is not a violation of that warning. Point of order #2- The rest of us are under no special obligation to restrain ourselves from pointing...