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If by jobbed you mean a failmary, a game where our shitty coach pissed away the game, and the season opener where we actually did get straight up jacked, then sure. Our inability to stop running QBs is well known. Chiefs make their noise legit, as does Denver for that matter. And neither of...

It changes with age. If you are in the 25-30 range, then that is pretty normal in my experience. Your dong is always looking for the next notch on the bedpost, even if your brain is trying to be more long term. Once you start closing in on 40 and your dick controls less of your life, that...

Yeah, even Azeth is actually far less cuntish than normal, if anything. Of course some of that might be how people in general held their noses and rooted for the Pats just for the hope that Seattle would lose (I am in this camp) making the environment less toxic for him.

Not sure what you are talking about about DA:O. I had zero issues playing it. Also, just finished a bow rogue on nightmare. Its rough until you hit about level 14, then it becomes fairly routine. The Storm Coast and third Emprise De Lion dragons are the hardest things in the game to beat...

Non story. Seattle (and the Vikes before them) have been doing this shit for years with no consequence. L2Silentcount. The Guon thing is depressing, because I was hoping we were going to be able to cut Raji's useless ass, but now were back to getting gutted up the middle in the running game.

Except asking her to hold a picture of her sister in front of her face while you bang her.... @Blazin- Have you considered that you might be too tired and this is driving your libido down? Fatigue really can cut into it a lot, especially if you are milking the endorphin high from all these...

Is any of that relationship related? That sounds more like a something to resurrect the GWBYH thread or for the Neckbeard 2.0 thread. You are correct in that you are not going to get a lot of advice on how to navigate being a home wrecker around here.

He is the exception to the three to four good years rule, not the age 30 rule. The last two decades are jam packed with RBs who had 3-4 solid years and then basically vanished. Rice might be another one to have an extended career, if he had not taken up wife beating as a hobby.

They have loosened up calling picks the last couple seasons, as long as they happen in the first 5 yards anyhow. I kind of don't like it because the rules are already so heavily slanted in favor of the passing game. The only reason the Pats got flagged earlier was due to it being a screen play...

Are you still finding your wife attractive or is this a case of there are just other things you would rather do in your spare time?

Remind us again what your contribution to this thread is again? Not to cut too deep here, but you have about as much business in this thread as Mist does, when it comes to actual experience in dealing with relationships.

a_skeleton_03 is ever the contrarian just to stir shit. I don't entirely blame him, since he is bored at home battling cancer and fresh out of whores to give Vicodin to.

Trolling a serious thread with half assed bullshit is ban worthy. I am mad at myself for giving a shit about him at this point and genuinely trying to be helpful. If anything, not being able to keep his lies straight should be enough for some quality time with Dr. Mariospeedwagon at this...

About running backs, 30 is usually when the abuse of the position starts to set in, especially for blocking backs and power runners. Having a great QB can extend the lifespan of a RB, of course, but even then you really get maybe 3-4 good years out of them. AP seems to be the lone exception...

@Ganlak- Do you think the rest of the Legion of Boom are not going to want to renegotiate for more money ahead of the end of their deals? Defensive backs are some of the most greedy and fickle fuckers around and with good reason. Ones who can actually back up their bullshit (Sherman is in...

Look, they are going to keep Wilson and probably overpay him to boot. He is the only likeable guy on the roster with national name recognition. But he is a running QB and their shelf life is actually shorter than that of the typical RB. Usually at the three year mark, they either learn to be...

Depends on how the Lynch situation shakes out and if they overpay Wilson or not. Sadly, Wilson is not worth top QB money, but they almost have to keep him because he is the only positive public face of the team and they already dumped Tate for porking his ex wife. They are kind of committed at...

Wait a tick here, I thought your ex invited you to come out to Europe. Is that the situation? Or are we talking about the Pitt girl knowing he is going there?

Because you are not retarded, just young. We may have had our differences, but I don't wish anything bad on you. I do think willfully putting yourself in a position to bang a married woman reflects poorly on your character, especially if you are consciously doing it. Its hard for a young guy...

I actually agree with Tuco completely, but then again I hold myself to a higher ethical standard than apparently some of the people in this thread and have never let my dick over rule my brain when it comes to matters of respect and morality. I think Sutekh knew this subconsciously, but need to...

Well look, its your life and I am not there, but I know the sound of a young guy believing his own bullshit and from where I am standing, that is what it sounds like. And it seems like your hangup on the ex is sabotaging other relationships, which is the cause for concern. As I said, I made...

You do realize what this sounds like, right? I have been completely serious the entire time I have been discussing this topic. You are still hung up on this woman and I know this because I was you (although fatter) 15 or so years ago and this is the closest I can get to building a time machine...

Yes it does.

So, you guys divorced about a year ago which means she has been married to the new dude for less than a year? Am I interpreting this correctly? Seriously, this is a bad idea and you need to cut ties and move on with your life. Not trying to be a dick here, but this is not healthy the way...

Pretty much.

Wilson is not worth 20 mil. His passing game consists of tossing it deep and hoping for the flag. He's good now because he can run, but running QBs don't last long unless they are good at reads and accurate passers. He is worth keeping, but you could have Johny Football handing it off to...

Stay classy Seattle.

Don't worry, I'm sure that classy celebration will be made into a GIF in about ten minutes.

Brady is looking dazed and the NE outside cover guys are non existent. NE about to join the Bills and Vikes for most lost SB.

Brady got his bell rung.

I believe Sutekh believes everything is as cool as he says. Its the same sort of shit I would buy from myself back when I was in my 20s and thought I knew everything. I still think its a bad idea, especially if he wants to keep the Pitt girl. If he is cutting her loose, its still a bad idea...

Crimson sin, its over. You damaged it beyond repair. Any relationship you make after this is going to be messed up on some level. At this point, it doesn't matter who she fuck or where she fucks them, you need to get on with your life and never apply that RP shit to a relationship ever again...

Sutekh is there a reason you are trying to fuck up everything good you have going on right now? Or are you still hung up on your ex enough that you have rationalized this into a good idea in your mind?

I'd give Lynch some benefit of the doubt and maybe praise for his trolling, if he didn't do other childish thuggy BS like wearing gold plated shit whenever he can get away with it. Introverts like bellicheat don't do shit like that, generally speaking. Lynch acts like he is trying to be a bad...

Pretty sure they can shoot amature porn anywhere! /drum fill But seriously, the real question you need to ask yourself is if you weren't fucking like rabbits, is she someone you would hang around with anyhow? If the answer is yes, then roll the dice. Life is too short and the sex is going...

Weis seems to be the inside track choice for Bears OC. Would make sense as Cutler needs a motivator if they are ever going to get their money out of him.

Yeah I think Wombat hit the nail on the head. The fact that you had an important tattoo appointment to make ended up being a critical part of the story pretty much sums everything up nicely.

Rivers probably should, given all the shit he has put up with in SD while still managing to make multiple Conference Championship games, but he probably won't. The jury is still out on Romo and he probably needs to get a ring to avoid being the next Dante Culpeper.

Packers have been insanely lucky with QBs over the years, with even the sub par ones being pretty good. There are two major exceptions to this being Randy Wright and Danny Devine. Honestly if Lynn Dickey had not had his legs broken on opening day in back to back seasons he might have ended up...

Yeah there are basically four great all time Ds and maybe you now add Seattle and maybe the Ravens to that list. Purple People eaters, the Steel Curtain, the Bears 46 D, and Tampa in 2002 are the four elite. Seattle is a stand out because they have done it in an age when the rules favor the...