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So you, Dumar, and who else are we talking about? Seriously, go get laid. Khaine and Gavin are right. You are just a miserable cunt who is pissed at other women getting action when you are busy hiding under mom's skirt. Even Shelly managed to get laid when she wanted to. What's holding...

Part of committing to someone is accepting that risk. These are concepts foreign to Dumar, of course.

Someone has to watch the house while your mom is out whoring.

Mist is a textbook psyche major self loathing fun hating cunt. Its not enough that she is miserable and only ever got some stink finger from some weeaboo, but everyone else must be as miserable as her. I'm pretty sure she is female because she acts almost exactly like my lesbian sister in law.

I am a cynical asshole, but I am not willing to stand by and watch some dude crater his life for my own personal amusement, much less encourage them to do it. If that's hard to understand and you want guys want to play enabler to someone in order to get your rocks off to their self inflicted...

Mechanics can be refined. The big issue for me is going to be the camera. No one likes playing a game where you fight the camera more than anything else.

And it didn't catch on your horns? Reason for Winner status: Girl: Meets horn haired dude at Ren Faire fresh off a divorce a year earlier, clam jockeys younger girl (was it her friend?) to get access to horns, and decides to dump husband next week. Sharing financials is a nice plus, too...

This was my thought as well. But if we take Onoes at his word, they both sound like winners.....

Played the demo last night. Wife autobought FF zero (holy shit is that game bad) on Amazon for some reason, but it had a code for the demo. The good: Seemless open world is nice, though it comes with some heinous load times when you first load a save. Character animations and graphics are...

Plus lets be honest here. Onoes is not known for his discriminating nature. He went from tattooed psycho high school crush girl to banging a weirdo married woman in the blink of an eye. He pretty much lives in the moment and lets the Horns do the talking. I am a little surprised that the...

Red pill shit has no place in this thread, but given the maturity level of those involved he is probably not wrong.

Miami freeing room makes sense. Vikings are definitely cutting AP then I guess? That would make sense since they are probably about two years from putting all the pieces together.

Your glossing over the part where she sent tit shots to one of his friends while married (and cutting him off) and then followed that up with trying to step out with a random bar pickup, again while still married and before the divorce process started. Blowing the cop happened after the...

Yeah I'll get off of your dick Onoes. Some people are not meant to be saved from themselves and the majority want to entertain themselves watching you make bad choices. But Splok actually has a legitimate point. You better not ever piss off the ex, because you have given her tons of ammo...

Yeah just to recap here, Mrs ex Onoes tried to fuck around with one of his friends, then tried to setup some random dicking on the side with her party pal when she got caught doing that. Prior to that she spent a long time getting into shape, which kind of suggests premeditation on the...

@Wombat= Definitely some truth to that. And really, my relationship is not in any way the traditional mold Khane is suggesting, anyhow. The wife and I are both nerds, she makes way more money than I do, and we don't do any of the traditional role shit. On top of that, we spend all of our...

What is antiquated about her fucking around on him and then taking advantage of him? That's not a 1950s thing. If Onoes were a woman and making dinner for an unfaithful ex husband, I would be saying the exact same shit. Seriously, go reread that car thread. His ex has hippy enabler parents...

Get back to me on how awesome the Fins are when they break 500. At least my predictions for my team actually happened, aside from lasting one round longer in the playoffs.

Consider that I am trying to put this shit into terms to be grasped by a 30 year old man with horns who drives a Jurassic Park truck around. He needs tough love on this. And he knows he is fucking up, which is why he is clamming up about whatever nutty tattooed 20 something daddy issues girl...

Chip is going to turn the eagles into the Raiders of the east. There is no way all of this crazy doesn't blow up in his face and screw them long term.

If the cop she blew let Onoes off on a ticket, I could see this being a fair situation. But in all seriousness, she is abusing the privilege. She gets all of the husband shit out of you without having to put out for you, since she prefers yoga boy for her deep dicking needs these days. Its...

If it looks like a duck.....

Good point, but Philbin is no Harbaugh.

How exactly did the Bills D confirm anything at the end of the season? Because the Pats layed down when Coach Vader had nothing to play for? They might be better this year, but there is no way a team churning its entire coaching staff and that much roster competes for even a wild card. The...

Wait a sec.... Mrs Ex Onoes has some other dude she is banging and Onoes is still the one helping her move? When she ropes some other dude into putting a ring on her finger are you going to help pay for the wedding too? I think I actually feel bad for making fun of him now.....

Suktek, Go look it up. I'll wait it won't take long to count AFCE wins that don't include the Pats. And we all know that it won't take long to count the south. /elevator music Ok, so Jets with four. The Jags chipped in one (which is more than the Bills and Fins combined), and the Texans...

Good for you, but we will see how long that continues. I figure one of your devil horn friends getting a BJ from her and making your kids call him daddy or her deciding to soak you for money when she wants some more free stuff and rapes you in court will change things. I hope that never...

You obviously have not dated any Mormon women or hard core Catholic girls. There is a whole class of sheltered women who are looking to get married at the first opportunity, mostly because its been pounded into them from an early age that this is the only acceptable way to get a dose of...

You are really going to argue that the AFCE is a stronger division than the NFCN purely on the basis of the Bills sweeping it? Even the weakest team in the north (Bears) was not as bad as the Jets last season. The NFCN might not be the toughest division (its probably average), but even with...

Miami lacks the "Air it to Megatron at any moment" threat, but they sit in an easier division. Also, when Suh starts cheap shotting people, the other teams in that division will get him back.

Wyatt went nuts, like Joaquin Phoenix nuts. The Kal Penn idea is actually a good one, but the fact that he worked for President Kenyan would be too polarizing. If Bee is bailing (and she was not really good enough for that spot) then Jason Jones will go with her. Of the old crowd, I actually...

Totally dig that to. Now that we consider Pluto an exoplanet (and likely a captured one at that) there is a ton we can learn by studying it. Plus science at its core is about pushing boundaries. Pluto is about as far as the hand of man has reached to this point, so its pretty amazing.

Wanted to respond to this before the thread got Misted up. I was more making the point that we already have examples (potential examples, no one actually knows what goes on after the event horizon) of acceleration in excess of C, so the idea of velocity being limited to the limits of...

Give it up. Cuntasaurus will just stubbornly argue this bullshit endlessly. Soft science peddlers have to lie to themselves constantly to justify their poor career choices.

RE:49ers- Rats over the side. Their fans have been saying that the front office was going to stop giving a shit once the new stadium was done and that is exactly what we are seeing. Why would someone who doesn't need the money stick around for that bullshit?

It would not surprise me in the least if the Bears were actually interested in Kaeperbro, considering the one thing he knows how to do is win against the Packers. Beating the Packers twice a year is a good way to keep your job in Chicago, just ask Lovie Smith. He certainly could not be any...

The basic principle of gravity is that it acts across infinite distances, but smaller masses over farther distances are weaker and overcome by other forces (and apparently, dark energy). The issue is that it is a constant force, so unless someone can spontaneously create matter in a closed...

No personal experience, but from friends who have dated and married them, apparently its a manageable control freak kind of crazy that still includes the freak in the sack part of crazy. So I guess if you can handle not being the master of your own house and keeping schedules with a huge...

On the one hand, he hits all of the stereotypical tinfoil hat talking points that it seems like he HAS to be a troll. But I know enough people in real life that believe ALL of the same crazy shit as him, so here we are. I value his contribution to this community mainly because it prepares me...

Ultimately, we were selfish and wanted to have fun, but also didn't feel we could give sufficient support and guidance to any children we might have. Plus the planet is over populated by 80% or so, anyhow....