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Old as shit and reversed at that.

Make sure when you quit, you send a notarized letter or some shit. Who was the stupid fuck back on FoH that was going to close his bank account because he couldn't read the fine print on the gym contract?

I kinda feel like the brine from jalapenos would make an awesome bbq sauce, but I can't figure out if the salt content would ruin the result. I'm honestly just trying to come up with ways to use the brine, feels like such a waste tossing that after eating the jalapenos(straight from the jar).

Shortest internet argument ever! Let me be more direct: it what manner do you think they are ludicrous?

I follow MFP's recommendation for calories and I haven't gained any weight.

You're getting closer to your goal, maybe ease up on your deficit? Or go to the gym on the weekends.

How are you not dead? Or at the very least, morbidly obese?

So, this redpill bullshit basically boils down to: be the guy you think your wife is going to want you to be? Sounds like a waste of time to me.

No, that's just you.

What do you mean by "loosely packed" and how does grinding your own meat affect that?

Yeah, I get that, but I think it's tough to fake. And it's not virgin(s) levels of awkward sex, but you can tell when things are off even a little bit. Your wife can't go buy shoes without you? You've never had the situation where she wants to fuck and you don't feel like it? As I said, if...

I'll admit, I'm not following you. Your examples are things that would get done regardless of your enjoyment level. She'd still get her shoes, but it would cause some friction between you if you did it the petulant way. Have you tried faking sex? I can't do it. Props to you if you have...

I might have been taking "man" and generalizing it to "men", I've done it before and I'm sure Cad is rolling his eyes reading this. This specific guy wanting sex more is the source, yes, that's obvious. But I don't feel it bears importance to the discussion of how to solve that.

JTheRuler: Those are fine suppositions to make. We could throw tons and tons of them at this story because it's extremely lacking in detail. I guess I'm just wary of combining any assumptions with any form of "men need sex more" because that's a dangerous and equally pointless avenue to...

He's not sitting on anything, besides the obvious.

Greater sex drive != need. Looks like guys want sex more, but that's a very different word. I'll admit I probably took beagle too literally, I have that problem. But I'll still maintain my overall point. Regardless that meant need, want, important, whatever, it has no bearing on the...

Thanks, looks like I was wrong about that. I guess I'm lucky that I've only met women that were just as horny as me(or more).

Stupidity and lack of self control?

Yeah, I wouldn't want your sweat salts rubbing into the bed sheets either. Seriously, though, does your wife do this? Why would you put up with this? Also, careful, the money comment is a dangerous one.

Only if you provide responses that demonstrate that. I do believe that. Why should I not? The point of the second answer is that my first answer, my opinion, doesn't matter to the discussion. If how much one person wants sex is disproportionate to the other person, it does not matter...

There's two ways for me to answer this: Yes, I believe women are just as horny and perverted and deviant as men. Our society does a really good job at making them feel bad about that, so it isn't expressed as freely. Now, technically, that's opinion and someone can dismantle that with...

All possible! But, let's not try to bias the conversation prematurely, though, by saying sex is somehow more important to men, or even more ludicrously, a need. It makes it hard to have a rational conversation about spreadsheets. Not you specifically, Soy.

JTheRule: And maybe she really hates it when he tries to fuck her in the middle of a show/movie or when she comes home from the gym. Maybe she has a body odor phobia that's just as important to her as her husband's sex drive is to himself. Maybe he's a clueless moron when it comes to...

So, she got arrested, skipped out on a court date with subsequent warrant, got at least involved and likely addicted to drugs, and posted nudes just to troll us? I do agree with Phoenix, shaw this shit. Troll job or not, Duppin/a_skeleton_03/Tarrant killed it pages ago.

And the public arrest record and the county court record?

That picture is fucking creepy.

I'm assuming in this silly hypothetical, the wife is telling the husband he's being ridiculous. Keep in mind that I'm leaning toward the wife in this specific discussion because Beagle led off with "their husbands need sex on the reg". You're not going to have an open discussion if you start...

Where's the squishy shit on that diagram? That's what makes me avoid ribs. That, and I'm not a huge fan of finger food that can be eaten other ways.

You guys didn't assume that was Tarrant's sad attempt at being funny? I mean, I guess it could have been misdirection, so, success! Does Tuco even have a facebook account?

Let me amend my criticism. Bones in ribs aren't really a problem since they are quite easy to eat around. The few times I've had ribs, there's just too much "not meat/bone", quite disgusting.

You heavily implied it, Tenks came to the same conclusion. And yes, if that's all the effort the male put into getting sex, that would absolve the other party.

By definition, you have to overcook ribs. There's too much connective tissue that requires breaking down at temperatures way above "well done". I don't get the appeal of ribs anyway. Ratio of meat to bones and mystery stuff is way too low.

So? Just because a guy "needs" sex(ridiculous and sexist premise, btw), a woman is expected to fuck him without any effort at initiation on his part?

Occam's razor: miscommunication and laziness. She assumed one thing and he assumed the other and then they never talked about it. I do agree 3 times in 7 weeks is bad. My son has perfected cockblocking and I still get it more often than that.

I would actually think there's something wrong with you if you didn't associate, even subconsciously, some emotional state with eating. It's proven to release dopamine, it makes you feel good. Well, I mean, as long as the food you eat tastes good.

Just being the messenger! I think Tarrant enjoys being the forum's punching bag. This is first time I can remember him actually sticking up for himself.

To be fair, a good sex session does take much longer than 20 minutes.

You are most definitely in the super minority. Even fiscally responsible people still have to care how much they're being paid. I'm sure most of us would love work jobs that are personally fulfilling. But with college loans and mortgages(and families for some of us), that choice has to be...

Wait, isn't that just poached eggs? Unless you're scrambling eggs in a vacuum bag.

Joke's on you, I have never trolled!