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  1. Deathwing

    Weight Loss Thread

    It's alright, Eomer forgot to factor in the coconut oil. They don't have many coconuts up in moosejockey land.
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    amanda berry found..more importantly, awesome black man in cleveland.

    Patrice O'Neal <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TeCMCJc5-jg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> No idea why embed isn't working http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeCMCJc5-jg
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    They'll just jack up the base price of any subscription and make each channel a penny.
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    Home Improvement

    I've been recommended Snapper by a couple family member, never heard of the company. 1.5 acres might be a lot with a push mower, but I don't mind if it's a lot cheaper than paying someone. Decent exercise too!
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    Home Improvement

    Anyone got some recommendations on lawnmowers? Got about 1.5 acres to mow, all relatively flat. I would rather not buy a rider, that's a little more than I'd like to pay right now. Conversely, does anyone here pay for a lawn service? Curious what those cost compared to doing it yourself.
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    Saints row 4

    I have nothing wrong with sandbox games. I think they need a little more than some whacky humor(and the humor is very good at times) to tie it all together. That's why I was ragging on the shooter mechanics. I've played sandbox games with good combat, that's basically what Prototype is. And...
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    Saints row 4

    So, someone help me out here because I don't see the appeal of actually playing these types of games. There's only so many dudes I can club with giant dildos before the whackiness wears off and it just becomes a sandbox with bland shooter gameplay. I gave SR2 a try, got bored, wrote it off...
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I don't see the motive for someone at Blizzard doing this on purpose.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I've often wondered that myself. WTF is Italian cooking without the tomato?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Military machismo ruined our attempt to grade pheonix's paper.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You're not going to tell the difference between 55% and 70% cocoa chips in a cookie.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Now you're going to have to post the assignment so we can fairly judge how deserved your rustling is. You do need to work on your grammar.
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    Let's talk about sex redux

    Is there a way to tell a bookstore is gay besides gloryholes in the bathroom?
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    Let's talk about sex redux

    Yes, it's the cooties I'm worried about. Cooties charging me with indecent exposure and public lewdness.
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    Let's talk about sex redux

    I think the paleo has spread to your brain.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People that slow down in school zones, but not to the posted speed limit.
  17. Deathwing

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did you spill it up her vagina or something?
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    This shit just got serious

    Pinterest, right? Or some random food blog? A worse offense than the OP cake.
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    This shit just got serious

    Is the chick farting on the cake?
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    Let's talk about sex redux

    New drug-resistant bacteria? Let's go talk to the homeopathic quack!
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    Piecing together a speaker system

    Can't even get a GoT Sean Bean for my infraction?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I agree with you in principle. In this specific case, I have my doubts that he cannot actually work. And I'll fully admit that's armchair doctoring, or whatever you want to call it.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think he's on disability too due to an incidence in his past.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That might actually motivate him to get a job. Or it will develop a psychosis that will give him a real excuse for not having one. So, win win for him!
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    Piecing together a speaker system

    More than likely, Sean will just ignore you. He doesn't like discussing anything that displays his cognitive dissonance.
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    This shit just got serious

    That "cake" is an insult to baking. Just buy a king size reeses and stuff your fat face with it.
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    Smartphones

    How is that any better than the notification shade?
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    Star Trek - Into Darkness

    http://sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/v933.asp
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    Star Trek - Into Darkness

    I'd rather watch Lost up to season 4 or 5 than any episode of Voyager. Ok, the one with Red Forman fucking with time was an interesting concept. But still horribly marred by usual Voyager script writing.
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    The Video Thread

    People would believe your sincerity more if you actually posted in your words instead of videos and cartoons. I'd rather read a fanaskin post than watch one of your stupid videos. Got something to say? Say it, don't copy/paste it. But because I know you won't change, what's the point of...
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    Budapest - 3 day drunk fest

    Knowing Harlfe, yes, he is. He might try to chili dog you.
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    What do you do?

    So don't tell them you're going on interviews.
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    What do you do?

    Why never accept a counter offer? And if you weren't going to accept one, why did you let them?
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    Smartphones

    How much storage do you guys need? My whole MP3 collection, admittedly not that large, is on my gnex and I've never needed a microSD card. From a design standpoint, a microSD slot might take up a lot of space. I work for a MEMs company and Samsung is hounding us to reduce the size of some of...
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    Let's talk about sex redux

    ^ lol, he pays for porn.
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    Let's talk about sex redux

    Good point. She probably likes all of that.
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    Let's talk about sex redux

    That's pretty tame for going for max. And she probably likes half of what you mentioned anyway.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do you have a grill?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Gluten-free garbage and very little fat(no egg yolks!). You're going to have to at least post pictures to hope to convince us as to how that recipe could be "decadent". Ok, I'll take back the very little fat comment. I didn't see that you melt 1 cup of chips and incorporate that into the...
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    Smartphones

    Not as pissed off as you're going to be after you realize how much you're going to pay per month for two smartphones. Especially after you realize how much of the 3G/4G data plan and unlimited minutes/texts you're actually using.