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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    At any given time, we are all one sphincter failure away from humiliation.
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    BB.com Misc Refugee Thread

    How old are you? I've been mightily impressed with Toasty Teat's performance in the AssHat competition. I hadn't really encountered Teat much, but I just read a bunch. What a fucking AssHat. If anyone can give Nirgon and Araysar a run for the money, it might be this new twat.
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    Home buying thread

    Sheesh I was looking at stuff at Lowe's today just for kicks, and there were really decent fridges for $499. I immediately went and got a few. I have some house flips coming up, and that's a good fridge for a good price.
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    What are you listening to at the moment?

    Every year we pull out CDs I made years ago, all of them full of very questionable Christmas music. My kids and I listen to them, we know them all by now, we sing along and laugh at how bad they are. It's a great tradition. Here's a sample. Maybe I'll include more.
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    2025-2026 College Football, Now the Minor Leagues of the NFL.

    Think anyone will hire Brian Kelly again? He was put into two big programs and just plain failed to build it into something spectacular. With his payout he wouldn't have to work again if he isn't an idiot with his money. But I bet he goes somewhere like The Midwest Women's School for Typewriter...
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    Toasty Teat is great. Should be his user title.
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    Can we get this AssHat to shaddup in this thread and other voting threads? @Amod he's campaigning in a voting thread. And he's not even convincing. It's sad.
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    This is incredible.
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    Nice setup.
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 4!!

    Here are the results: Araysar 23 vs. Lanx 5 - Araysar advances wellijustdontknow 21 vs. Bandwagon 7 - wellijustdontknow advances Cayennechap 11 vs. nirgon 17 - nigron advances Tasty the Treat 18 vs. Ambiturer 10 - Tasty the Treat advances Go here for the Final Four...
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    Round 5 voting: Araysar vs. wellijustdontknow nirgon vs. Tasty the Treat
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    Okay folks, we're down to the final four. Previous round's results: Araysar 23 vs. Lanx 5 - Araysar advances wellijustdontknow 21 vs. Bandwagon 7 - wellijustdontknow advances Cayennechap 11 vs. nirgon 17 - nigron advances Tasty the Treat 18 vs. Ambiturer 10 - Tasty the Treat advances New...
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 4!!

    Voting is closed.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I got a McRib. It was disgusting. I threw more than half of it away. I sure as hell wasn’t going to eat that crap.
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    2025-2026 College Football, Now the Minor Leagues of the NFL.

    Dang I wanted auburn to pull it of. They almost did
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