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Pretty much. I like the first movie I ever saw that he did was the devil's backbone, it was a pretty good ghost story, Pan's labyrinth wasn't bad because it was just so unique, but once Hollywood caught on to him and he started making the Hellboy movies and what have you, it's all been pretty...

Never...

Correct, but have you seen Speed 2: Cruise Control? It's better than this shipwreck of a Frankenstein movie.

Yeah, it's the shit. After milling, I don't think I've ever seen a piece cup or twist ever. Naturally weather resistant and will last forever, even in a salt environment, just a bitch to install and of course the price. No clue what it costs per board foot nowadays, but I can't imagine what it...

. She did in Predator 2.

I helped build a marina once, and apart from having to blast polyurethane spray foam on the entire bottom of the building that was built up on piles over the water, we then had to sheath all with my marine grade plywood that you typically used to build boats. Those God damn 4x8s were maybe 70...

Are you playing an Oriental lady or a man? It's hard to tell, and the trailers weren't helpful.

Are you watching it with your cousin and your uncle?

Dude you would be surprised about how much big luxury yachts actually cost to make. We did some work for the owner of Black Baud on his custom yacht he was getting made somewhere at a shipyard in Florida. He spent a disgusting amount of money on it. Everything has to be ocean proof as well as...

Okayyyyy, that's pretty fucked up.....

T&C, you can tell by his hair. He had a much slimmer/ tapered mullet in Big trouble in Little China. Much more efficiency and aerodynamic which allowed him to throw the knife at Lo-Pan.

I don't know, it's peak 80s awesome in my book.

It's free on YouTube if you want to take a trip down memory lane. I watched it last month and it's still a fun flick.

Just wait til Big Mike has to do a split in a fight scene to escape certain death! There will be a different kind of snake that gets punched.

Oh wow, that's awesome.

Fuck, I forgot he was in it, I think I need to re-watch it soon. I think it even had the black dude from Alien 3, can't ever remember his name, Charles Dutton?

It's an old '90s B movie, but it's really good. I don't know where the hell you can actually find it or watch it though. If I had a hazard a guess there's probably something on the high seas.

I'm in for starting a production company. We could finally out retarded Hollywood on our own terms!

Surviving the Game with Ice T and Rutger Hauer was pretty good back in the 90s.

Fighting pyramid prison world finale! You're my bitch! Was Jason Statham in that as a time cop and wasn't Jet Li's girlfriend a veterinarian? I've not seen that movie since college, but I vaguely remember bits and pieces. It was pretty fun for a around the millennium popcorn flick.

I'm talking the movie, so of course it's Orlok. That's the first work of fiction where that idea was used to my knowledge.

It's going to be so fucking bad, I can't wait. Hopefully it tanks this guy's career because it should. I think right now between alien Earth and that stupid it show, I'm waiting to see which one will be the most retarded of all. Place your bets now. As bad as the alien show is I kind of...

I know I've seen a bunch of the Christopher Lee Hammer films, but the first thing that popped into my mind was the secret song off of the Lords of acid album. That was classic 90's awesome. Crazy Germans.

That's not saying much though.

Yeah, Nosferatu was what created the idea of vampires are killed by the sun.

That's the one!

Jesus, I don't really know what to think at this point. The director sounds like he was diddled as a kid at a water polo camp apparently my hairy old man, and he's using his cinema exorcise his demons or something fucky.

Fatback is good for black, red, or white beans!

Body horror movie at water polo camp, okayyyyy....

He was stronger and stuff, but he didn't have Wolverine regeneration powers. He did kill Frankenstein's love, his little brother, and I think some other people. The little brother's nanny was also hanged for the kids death mistakenly. There's just a lot in this movie that never happened in...

Hell yeah!

You take that back, Dr. Boll would have made an awesome Frankenstein movie!

I've actually got an old DVD of The Resurrected. Forgot about Dagon, too, but it's a great movie, especially for the budget. I'll have to check out the German film, had no clue it existed, so thanks.

It's definitely one of the best, but The Resurrected is worth your time, as is the Nic Cage in The Colour Out of Space by the dude that did Hardware and The Island of Dr Moreaux. Crazy British witch man, I don't remember his God damn name, but he came out of retirement or left the island and...

Fuck yeah! I do like Prince of Darkness quite a bit, and of course In the Mouth of Madness. Along with Escape from New York, that's really his best 5 hands down.