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Are you sure they didn't get an au single?

What's 'au pair' cost?

Just when Noodle when feeling stressed about things, Sloshed dives in to give some perspective.

Goddamn, son. If my wife left that kind of mess(assuming that was her responsibility), the insults would be a lot worse than hiring a maid.

Yup, pretty fucking disgusting(from all aspects).

Give me a couple weeks to harvest and I'll sell you cat-shit coffee for half the price!

Nice truck. Congrats.

I won't argue against that, good doctor.

I'm going with a bad case of the MABS (messy-ass bitch syndrome).

If your girl is like that, you simply don't ask for her input. You tell her where you're going to eat.

$2,000 or $20,000?

Clearly you have to get revenge on her by spending all your money frivolously.

He's my all-time favorite stand up. As far as the CK vs Burr, it comes down to self-deprecation. People who can laugh at themselves are generally funnier and just all around more fun to be around. That's why I like CK. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're likely a douche. This is not a...

You gotta' triage when you have kids. If you're able to yell up to her, you're ok.

Remember when they had the family reward and Coach had some random dude he "trained" with as his family member. They did some yoga stretching together. That shit was hilarious.

To be fair, I'm the worst of the 5 by a large margin. Noodle, at least the inside of the baby cage looks clean!

You gotta' act all happy about it too.

My parents both worked full time, had 5 kidsandour house was clean.

Seeing as her behavior is seriously immature and selfish, treating her like a kid seems like an actual option. Noodle, you have to lay the law in this situation. Fuck man...

I thought it was hilarious that her jury question was every bit as boring as her entire stint on the season.

But a clean bridge, at least.

This is a good thing. He may infect ISIS with affluenza and destroy them from the inside.

This is tough. I love them both, but I find Louis CK to be funnier.

You have the skin on? What do you do after you take it out of the bag? Broil it?

I've used the Oculus DK2. It's pretty good and the commercial versions(Oculus, PS-VR, Valve's) are going to be significantly better.

Ok, now youhave topost pics.

Yes, exactly this.

My girlfriend is obsessed with cleaning, even to the point of being annoying sometimes. I guess I'll take that over the opposite.

I also keep all my condiments out of the fridge(that you can). I don't personally stick anything in my frostie. I only buy them when I'm hungover and I put them in the freezer to firm them up a little. They are awesome hangover food.

We've gone from dipping a fry into a milkshake to literally just piling all the food into one slop pile.

So you're just not going to see it or you're going to picket outside of theaters?

Nipping butts certainly sounds like more fun.

I never said I know. That's why I used the word "believe". I certainly doubt it in this case, but of course I don't know, you fucking idiot.

Do you believe she was raped?

I believe the tech is now powerful enough to back up the hype. The stuff in the 90s was using pretty much the most primitive 3D graphics we had. That shit was terrible.

Tanoomba So within a day she knew she was raped, but not only continued to communicate with the rapist, but was actively seeking out time with him to "cuddle" and hang out. Sounds legit. You also pruned out the part of my post where I asked you a question.

Compartmental-eating-super-taster.

I don't think Spencer really had a shot against Jeremy, but him threatening Jeremy at the final tribal blew any shot at even a couple votes. This was an awesome season and I'm totally satisfied with the outcome.

Go on...

No big deal. Only 'till death do you part', right?