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  1. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yup, I never get heartburn(unless I'm insanely hungover which is rare these days), but Digiorno gets me every time.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I like Digiorno, as far as frozen pizza goes. It gives me heartburn, though.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I've never tried kimchi. Describe it to me in 5 words or less.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    My Arcanist is level 35 now, but I'm on Goblin server(I think). I keep getting free company invites spammed all goddamn night. I need to join one, but don't want to just join a bunch of retards. Can I transfer to Gilgamesh?
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    Smartphones

    Yeah, I have no complaints. It's a great phone and the battery is infinitely better than my dying Nexus 4 was. I just put a 128GB card in it. Looking forward to Marshmallow for the new SD card features.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hope you held onto that lube, a_skeleton_03. They're going to stuff things up your ass.
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    Smartphones

    Man, Moto X took a shit in that comparison. I feel like the battery has been pretty good, but during the weekdays I have it charged in at my desk usually.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Now you have to hit it.
  9. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Boudoir? She sounds fat. Please prove that theory wrong.
  10. Soygen

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Ok, where do I send my dollar?!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're just too highbrow, Cad. Street Wakandans like myself know how to appreciate the raw attraction of slut appeal.
  12. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes,this. I don't walk around getting a hard-on looking at strangers. Well, not all the time.
  13. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes. Always.
  14. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I do that for pretty much every woman I look at. I blame video games.
  15. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Whoa, man. I saida joke!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here's a fun joke to play with your wife/girlfriend. You ask her if she could a hall-pass to bang any dude in the world, who would it be. She'll inevitably give an answer like Zak Effron or some other celebrity. When she asks you who you would, you tell her, "This chick Sabrina in our accounting...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Stupid and trashy is what I'm looking for in a random.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't know if I would consider myself a foodie. I like to cook and eat at upscale restaurants, but I'm also down for frozen food, fast food, take out/delivery. I just like to eat.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We have GrubHub and Eat24 in Ft. Lauderdale. Don't confuse the wasteland of central and northern FL with south FL. You can visit like Noodle, get some food delivered to you and then get murdered shortly thereafter.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Word. Even in the original films some people thought Jedis and The Force were superstition.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    New trailer was pretty awesome. I'm trying to temper my hype level. I don't think I'm even going to attempt to get release day tickets, though.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well they are only entanglements and complicationsbecauseI'm not single.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On one hand, I miss being single because I want to fuck every other girl I talk to. On the other hand, I read this and it reminds me that being single can also be a pain in the ass. Please invite me to the wedding.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The lube may infer she is getting drier, but I would guess her dry pussy was already inferring itandchafing his dick. I'm just not sure how it doesn't annoy both of them to the point where bringing lube into the situation is a relief instead of some negative thing. Just seems weird to me.
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    Smartphones

    One Plus 2 invite. First come, first serve: Claim your invite
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If bringing lube up is an awkward situation, I can't imagine your sex life is all that exciting. Fists don't just naturally fit into all places, ya' know?
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    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    If Tanoomba can't lose toColumn, there is no point in even continuing this farce. Just crown the winner.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I bet it was really fun when you were doing it at least.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Blocked at work and you're a programmer? You don't have access outside the proxy, you goddamn noob?! PS: It was Dolan
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Not pain directly in your balls, but have you ever been hit in the nuts? You know that dull pain in the groin/stomach area that proceeds the initial hit? That's the kind of pain you get when a kidney stone is making its way through your kidneys and into your bladder.
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    Bud and Miller...Who would have Thunk...

    InBorg
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I had some (what felt like ball pain) for several weeks. Turned out to be kidney stones. Enjoy.
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    Beasts of No Nation

    Netflix is starting to surpass HBO at this rate.
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    The Walking Dead

    I thought the episode was "ok", but as usual, it takes a lot of shutting your brain off to enjoy. That whiny dude was one of the kids from Empire Records!
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    a_skeleton_03 is showing high levels of sodium. He should probably be readmitted back into the doc's program.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I also only have a basil plant. Once I'm out of my townhouse and have an actual yard, I'd like to grow all kinds of veggies and herbs.
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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    wormie went dark at just the right moment.