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I will begin The Great Merge.

How old is your brother? He may qualify for early boarding on the mothership.

Just because the world is about to end, doesn't mean you lose all sense of respect, Noodle.

Yesssss!

I suck at pvp. What does the pvp daily usually entail?

Jerked off 8 times today. I mean what else should we be doing at this point?

So I hit 40 last night. Other than just grinding gear to get light 290, what are the things I should be doing daily or weekly that I could miss out on? Like what should I be doing a minimum?

It's probably tomato for me 90% of the time with grilled cheese, but I'm open to other soups being in the mix.

I have released Lumie from RRP. He may now properly usher us into our final days.

Mozz sticks!?

A timeless classic.

You call them homeless murder/rapists, I call them discount ushers for your wedding.

I was in Dallas for work last week and had Whataburger for the first time. It was ok. I should have hit this thread up for some recommendations there(Dallas, I mean).

Bruh, just have it in Miami so I can attend. It's cheaper. Open bar, right? Don't go cheap on me in that department. I'll await my invitation.

This post has +1 to lulz.

Did you check for a dick? Check for a dick.

So she's below average? Sounds short as shit.

My current girlfriend is short as shit(5'4"), but my gf prior to her was 5'10". I don't discriminate, but I prefer taller. I'm almost 40 and no kids, so I don't think I'm going to have to worry about high school sports.

I dunno. Those seem pretty dangerous around cellphones. I'd go with the Vitamix to be safe.

That just means she didn't have access to awesome advice like ReRolled.org! Honestly, though...tall, hot, math chick who is into gaming? I'm ready to cheat.

But...it's made of metal.

Cheating is a terrible idea in this case. There's the baggage of being around this person all the time(in school), and more importantly, wormie seems to be attracted to her in an intimate way. It's not just physical, from what he has described. That's all way too much baggage for the cheating...

That sounds like a reward.

That's 3 extra days in the clink.

3 points will RRP you. Some infractions give less than 3 points, so you won't get RRP'd until you accumulate 3 points. Some infractions are for 3 points, thus instantly RRP you.

Big P, I will be happy to infract you for gore and animal abuse as well. I don't want to seem unfair.

Is that article satire? Please say yes.

Ehh, it's more about somenewstrange, than not enough.

Agreed; not to mention that even just talking about it will sow the seed of doubt in your wife's mind. The end result of distrust would probably be the same, except you didn't even get to enjoy some young pussy.

This is not a last resort. This is a "Don't do that."

wormie, have you tried masturbating before class?

Truth. If you do fuck up, though, post pictures.

300cc of garlic?

Damn, already? When's the final nail in your coffin?

Ordered a gin/club-soda at dinner the other night and the bartender put ginger beer in by accident. I do not recommend.

Yeah, maybe kinky was a better option there!

In my experience, everyone is promiscuous in the bedroom(barring any psychological issues/trauma). It's a matter of making them comfortable enough to be a whore for a couple hours. Some are down off the bat, others take work. Doesn't everyone just want to be a slut?

So how classy is your girl, P?

With you, at least.

Planting seed in her head. Excellent.