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Eomer, I"m going to tell you this because I like you. But every time you text women. You sound like a bitch. Man the fuck up.

BOOM. PS Name it Sutekh. Congrats bro!

Current girlfriend was the same way, wouldn"t do it with lights on, for a good 2 years. Never had any issues even remotely close to that her entire life. Just was embarrassed. Sometimes she still asks me to turn the lights off, I just shove her face in the pillow and tell her it"s dark.

Sooo you haven"t been able to close the deal for years now.

Stalk her facebook and find out if she"s going out with any friends ever. When you do find out sit outside her house in your car with all the lights off and follow them. Whenever they get where they"re going sneak in the door behind them and casually walk up to her and be like. "OH HEY! What are...

Is this where Ryanz comes in and posts about how you"re all fucking losers and wont be seeing any pairs of tits irl anyways so stop complaining, or some stupid shit.

Maybe it is the medication, maybe she just wants some alone time? Maybe a little bit of both. Just try and show her some love, if she still neglects that just blow it off and go grab a beer or some dinner with friends and see how she responds to that. Really though after that long you should be...

Talk to her about it?

Yeah, those pictures with the big breasts must have been pre-abortion.

That"s like Pharmacists. Job that doesn"t really require lots of knowledge because everything is there in-front of you, but you hold thousands of peoples lives in your hands. So you make a lot.

Can"t cover up lack of personality.

Why are they both touching your stomach, are you pregnant?

Not necessarily true, especially if you"re in to fatties like Cam.

As much as I"d love to make fun of Camerous in this time of strife. I"m having a lot of fun reading. Keep it up.

This is true, however things can be frozen in to blocks that aren"t water and we"ll still call them ice cubes.

Ready for this. IT MIGHT NOT BE A WATER MADE ICECUBE. Boom, head exploded.

Sounds like she"s just a bitch. Or then again maybe she"s just playing and being sarcastic back at you.

Rather than put your input on a subject, ask questions as to what the person you"re talking with thinks or how they view something, then attempt to add-on to that or add your view on their opinion rather than present new points or try and team them something.

That troll attempt fell short, you made it too obvious, you"ve got to be more subtle if you want a better reaction.

Anyways, back where I was. You date uggos. Tuco, don"t be posting things under my account bro. Not cool. LOL You edited out my post, he said it didn"t offend him, I don"t see why you have to edit it out?!

I like women.

I don"t need to post my ex"s to know yours are ugly as sin. You"re dating solid 3-4"s. Search a couple pages back, Ravvenn was talking about how sexy I am IRL. Or at least my woman.

You really seemed insulted when your book was reviewed by some people here, or when they made fun of your children. Better yet whenever told you, you owed us tits of some sort you got really offended. Don"t try to play it off like you"re cool bro.

Those girls are ugly.

I"m not sure if you realize this, but you"re contradicting yourself here by dating Tyen. Maybe not the 50lb"s part because he"s kind of skinny. Just sayin.

The dude in that video has a super long dick.

are you insinuating that Apple computers are better and last long than normal computers? Because if so, you"re a fucking moron. Price != Quality

Don"t listen to her, look what she did to Zehn for not helping her clean up! LIES

Ok? So if you like porking fat ugly chicks then go for it. I guess each person has their own list of what a chick needs. Not fat Pretty are my top two.

Wait what? How did you get from that post that she has ANYTHING going for her? He said she was fat, ugly, solid 6 if she lost 40 pounds and shitty tattoos. Anyone that says looks doesn"t matter is either blind or retarded.

you must be new around here.

fixed

This is what girls like you find attractive? lol. Just want to thank whoever was the asshole that directed Tad to this thread, now we have to deal with his shitty posts in here as well. Edit: It was fucking Eomer.

The best thing to take your mind off a girlfriend you just broke up with? More women. Damn dude haven"t you read this thread at all? We need like a compendium at the front of this shit.

Keg. Just go for it bro, It"s not like you have to be told not to become emotionally attached or anything. Where"s the harm in dating a bitch even if she be crazy. You"re just dating a bitch. If she turns out to be sane and cool, then everything worked out well, if not stop seeing her and go...

Have you ever seen the movie the Tourist. nope,nope,nope,nope,nope,nope

Buhzing

PST KURIIN. My dicks bigger than hers.

Gay guys with crosses, til this day I never understand it. 7/10

LINK, I"m pretty good at judging gay dudes.