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Except we"ve seen a picture of keg and we know he could slay pussy. You on the other hand. Well most people don"t really think of any good looking man when he"s the bitch of a relationship for years since that just screams desperate.

Huh?

Actually permanent sterilization is something I think the entire world would benefit from in most cases.

Back when I first met my girlfriend the first time we were going to bone I was a rookie and didn"t come prepared. It was like 2:30 A.M. on a sunday as well. So I was literally driving from seedy gas station to seedy gas station checking every bathroom for those crappy little machines. Eventually...

That would be relationship ending material here. It"s sad and shallow, but true

Women

Cheating on someone, because they"re cheating on you doesn"t make it ok. Your friends a scumbag and got what he deserved. But neither of them can be trusted. So if they want a relationship where they have to worry every time one or the other goes out with friends or isn"t with them. Then I say...

I thought I knew your birth name.. Even though you needlessly removed me from Facebook. DICK

Wisdom

Yeah, I"ve never really been able to be a merciless pussy slayer either, I know the pain bro. The only thing I could say then is to just not even do it.

That depends, how good are you at not becoming attached?

Vooosh

He"s posted his picture before, back in the whole "Post your picture" thread. He"s an old dude in what looks to be his 40"s with blonde hair. I"m just too lazy to research it.

Yup, you"ve got a lot of cows in the pasture.

This is all well and good, but next time leave me out of your arguments with other people. Thanks I was just simply trying to stop you two from going full retard and arguing on a public forum.

Yeah, my girlfriend and I took a break for a couple months, realized we wanted to be together, so we got back together. That was like.. two years ago? Edit: I know I"m not very exciting IRL. Sorry :x

Gurl, u so funny. I didn"t post anything about you. I would also like to add, I actually love myself.

Yeah I am, and thank you si...Ma"am

He blatantly ignored me. So I"m guessing it was you. DICK Go for it dude. We can PVPS together.

Donkey Punch?! Deep Penetration?

Sure I know what happened from both angles. Rather, all three angles. ps. No I"m not the guildmate Zehn"s talking about. Crazy bitches scare me.

I don"t need validation from a message board. I enjoy my life :P

Ooh, can I be an internet tough guy and post RL Stuff too?! We all can have fun! You kids, you"re so funny sometimes.

What"s wrong, no more former miss teen america"s flocking to you?

Quoting it for sigs would be for something that everyone would find funny due to its randomness, however everyone knows you"re a moron and that"s not surprising by any means.

Just get some sparkling grape juice. A couple Creed CD"s and some funny movies, you"ll be good bro.

While she is very cute, her eyebrows do not look right in the top left picture. and her elbows are too sharp.

Make her put her shirt back on please.

Yeah that top part is bullshit. My girlfriend is the same way and she has no trouble. Then again, I"m not a massively overweight balding guy.

I"m a dumbfuck because you fail at arousing women? You"d figure with all that practice on former miss americas you"d be good at it.

There"s a thing called foreplay dude. It makes girls wet, when girls get wet you don"t really need lube.

Are you really fucking asking advice on this? ARE YOU FUCKING REALLY ASKING FOR ADVICE HERE? JESUS CHRIST Are you really that fucking desperate that you have to... I don"t even, god damn you"re stupid dude. This woman is a one of a kind, you should get her pregnant and marry her instantly.

This post is golden, you should learn to take your own advice.

Eggs Benedict ...

YOUR ASS JUST GOT TOASTED

I"m sorry but this comment is fucking internet gold. I can"t let it be ignored.

You"re brainwashing your kids in to hating their mother, if anything it"s going to make sure you never see them.

Someone forward that shit to CPS, he"s trying to get the kids to fucking hate their mother, what a disgusting piece of shit. You"re not fit for life.

Better yet, you could just write a coming of age novel from her perspective, and just reserve one of the chapters for the creepy encounter she had with some old man.