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I don"t get it

If you have to tell someone you"re trolling ....

Sorry Eomer, this is the internet. You won"t really find out what you"re good at here. Only what you"re bad at.

Thinking realistically != taking the negative view on absolutely everything.

Well you see, generally. When you"re in a relationship .. or hell even interested in someone, you make time to see them. I guess I"ll use one of my hobbies as an example. I could, ask the girl I"m seeing if she"d like to come watch us play football for a bit and then go get some food after? Or...

If anyone"s that busy where do you think you"re going to fit in with her? plus I don"t think I"ve ever met someone that"s that busy and even if she were that busy and wanted to see you. She would make time. /shrug one person begging to hang out and the other turning down everything. Way...

Now I know I am no maestro of seducing women. But if you listen to what this dude is trying to tell you, I can pretty much guarantee she will never talk to you again. Let alone date you. That shit"s just creepy. It"s probably the worst thing you can say to a woman that"s playing hard to get...

No one can be that stupid, Brad has to be trolling.

Shouldn"t you be in the bathroom spiking your hair and putting on bronzer, Thursday night is college night at the clubs.

Whenever Brad knocks up another girl.

Any time you see TheCutlery post you can pretty much be sure shit just went full retarded.

You know who else thought he wanted to get married? Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Obviously not awesome enough.

Oh, don"t remember reading about this british girl. So is that why you"re breaking things off with the new girl? For the british one?

Why are you breaking things off with this new girl?

Not sure why you"re so obsessed with this girl. You sat there and watched her leave to go have sex with another dude. You think that would put up red flags and be like. Hmm maybe I should look for someone else that isn"t a flakey bitch.

Because he"s old and wants to get married.

She showed a lot of confidence?

Haha, he"s cock teasing you guys. Get owned.

Because we"re married?

Fuck you, I don"t need to do anything more concrete. That"s my time block mother fucker.

To clarify, I think the deed will be done in the 6 months after her and her now boyfriend break up.

I call 6 months after she breaks up with this dude she"s with now.

It was a joke. I"m sure he got a laugh out of it.

You missed it. Someone deleted the guys post after me, he was going around posting it in every thread and I beat him to it here.

Fucking wannabe.

Wow! Thanks for starting this thread aychamo_aycono A++ would read again!

Right so you"re not the child, you"re just diligently trying to prove to people on the internet that you aren"t the one doing anything but SHE is. So your obvious resentment towards her is just another thing holding you back from becoming friends and making it so stopping to see your son is a...

So what you"re telling me is that you actually planned to have this kid(Since that"s the furthest from my argument). If so, then why are you two acting like a bunch of whiny children? IF you had planned the kid then you must at least THINK you"re mature enough to foster children. Then how about...

There"s really no helping it. It"s been brought up before, the kid was obviously an accident and now he has to suffer for it because he was forced in to the world by two immature people who didn"t use protection. It"s a sad but unavoidable truth.

At which point in your relationship did you guys stop caring about your son and care more about yourselves?

fucking JAEGER BOMBS

Try not to confuse me with them, I have no affiliation. I"m sorry that you felt the need to defend your honor on the internet to a bunch of people making fun of you. I"m sorry that you feel the need to PROVE that you"re out of debt to people on forum that are obviously getting a rise out of...

You just got played like a gameboy. Shit

You forgot the part where you brag about your MASSIVE savings.

Single best piece of advice in this thread to date.

The naked man does NOT in-fact work as well as it"s portrayed on TV. BE WEARY OF HOW YOU USE IT

All of your answers lie within this link.

That"s bad ass.

that was the point :O