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Uh oh guys, here comes Mr. IMSECUREWITHMYSELF. To talk some shit to everyone. Careful, quick in to defensive mode!

She wants to fuck him. But hey, what are you going to do about it? If she wants to do it she"s going to do it. I"d say let her go!

I think everyone needs a refresher, who"s got the link.

Possible candidate that will bro rape you, beware.

Found a new theme song for this thread. Thanks Morale Oral. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wRP6egIEABk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...

Basically here is what you do: Just invite her out on a date like it"s just a normal get together, invite her over to your house and cook her some food. Before this happens go out and buy some chocolate, it doesn"t have to be a cliche box of chocolates, in fact it would probably be best to...

Norma Jeane Mortenson(Baker), Aka Marilyn Monroe

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My girlfriends name starts with A and mine starts with Z Am I special?

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From the sounds of it, you are AWFUL at picking up signals, god damn.

If you want bar sluts, this is a good route.

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This one, he cares to much.

According to this book. It makes the conversation more intimate and makes it seem like she"s paying closer attention. Aka. She likes you.

haha sick.

BREAKING NEWS: You can"t get your girlfriend pregnant while doing anal.

Damn, I hit the nail on the head.

Maybe they love you because you remind them of George Castanza

Jesus christ this post looks like it was written by a 13 year old teenage girl. Man the fuck up.

yes, my point remains. For all I know, not to long ago could have been yesterday.

Well I guess there"s only one solution for you: Stop being a pussy you faggot

Me: You"re on a video game forum bro! Actually if I had to compare it to anything it would be like winning a Tekken Tournament, except there"s no crowd of people in my bedroom cheering me on.

She still wants to be friends, but broke up with you, that"s a load, it"s basically the cop-out excuse, The best thing to do is just take her shit out of your phone, remove from facebook etc. Just stop responding to her. Like you said, you still have feelings for her and still like her...

Welcome to the real world, want her to wear whatever she wants? If she wanted to wear anything other then something that would make her look nice and not like a raving vampire then she"s a retard. Just stop responding to texts, ignore her, go meet another girl. Problem solved.

Womans playing head games with you. Fuck that shit. You sound like you don"t have a problem picking up girls, just tell this one good bye and move on. You"ll be thankful you did. IMHO, it wouldn"t sound needy if you did send the other girl another call/text seeing as how you had conversations...

You sound as though you"re ruling out the possibility that she may partake in said professions.

Good try rookie, maybe next time.

No, he"s just a moron, because it"s obvious ARKK1234567 is a fucking toolbox who"s just trying to troll.

tl;dr : TRoll

This guy"s trolling, no one"s actually that stupid.

Wut is gurl?

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That"s because when you get too interested they lose interest in you. Women are evil, that"s why I stick solely to my computer.

God damn, people sure are making it hard to contend these days. Between Mippo, Arkk123, and Cathan, I can barely keep up the douchebaggery.

You are my new idol. I wish I could be just like you.

You dont need a new job or to block her, just tell her she"s a fucking psycho it"s over, leave me alone you clingy bitch. Problem solved! She"ll be like, CLINGY? PSYCHO?! OH MY GOD THATS EVERYTHING I DIDNT WANT TO BE

I"ve never really understood the studying of women, honestly just do what you want, when you want, how you want, because that"s called, being yourself if you"re not in it just to get your dick wet that"s the best course of action.