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    So, I'm dying...

    Here you go Gravy. Your Christmas gift for your wife. You're welcome. http://www.dose.com/parents/24603/Do...th-Sad-and-Odd
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Every X-Men trailer I see all I can think is "Man imagine what Marvel Studios could be doing with these characters!" and it depresses me. :\
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    Health Problems

    Well Fruity Pebbles are evil as fuck. I don't blame you for eating a whole box...just stop doing it at night. :P
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    Parent Thread

    This is the coolest thing so far. Our son lounging on top of our friends son. He just crawled over and just started hanging out. They were both born on the same day. They're always excited to see each other and were taking turns kissing each other yesterday. It was friggin hilarious. Can't wait...
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    Health Problems

    It is a good feeling and one that will hopefully continue. Grats re: porkchop If I were in that situation and the scan, ultrasound, AND colonoscopy came back clear I'd definitely feel better and less worried while trying to find out wtf is going on.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Damn it's hard to complain about that!
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Richard Rider back yet or what? I haven't looked at any Marvel books in months.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Typing on my phone holding the kid is an exercise in frustration. Goddamn it I'm trying to type here!!
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    Parent Thread

    Didn't we come to the conclusion that's exactly how you end up with Typhoid?
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    "The plaintiffs are also expected to argue that the rules violate service providers' First Amendment rights to free expression by forcing them to carry other parties' content with the same performance they give their own." Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
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    Your games of the year!

    Yup. It's really good but not sure I'd say it's goty.
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    The Children's Thread

    What's every ones favorite color?!?1
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Wonderful. That's all I see now. THANKS!
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    Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen

    Wow those shadows are drastically improved over the ps3 version. PC master motherfucking race yet again.
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    Scott Weiland dead

    There ain't no song better for driving at night than Big Easy imo. Such a chill song to drive around to.
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    So, I'm dying...

    It's just good to hear from you regardless of what it is. Enjoy your brothers visit.
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    Parent Thread

    I changed him once every hour a few times today and a couple times the diaper weighed 10 pounds from all the piss. We aren't made of money to change it more frequently than that. :P
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    Parent Thread

    Our guy does the exact same. He moves surprisingly fast and he always beelines it for shit he shouldn't even if it's across the damn room. We've got more baby proofing to do.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Co-workers sister has cancer of some sort. She chose to start with a natural cure and was receiving vitamin C by IV. Now she's at Stage 4 and pretty much fucked. Stupid fucking people.
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    Parent Thread

    Oh god a 6pm nap? Fuuuuuuuuuuck that. Kid just took a good 2 hour nap which is really long for him. So far so good. *all appendages crossed* So diapers. We've been using 7th Gen diapers because they're pretty cheap. Well he's been pissing so much lately that he's completely saturating these...
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    Shit's blowin' up thread

    The heat from that explosion that close must be pretty extraordinary. And yes I would have shit my pants. lol
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    Parent Thread

    So after some reading on this 8-10 month sleep regression bullshit the main suggestion is to ditch one of his naps during the day. Start with something like this: 7:00am - wake-up 9:30am-11:00am - nap 1 1:45pm-3:15pm - nap 2 6:15pm - bedtime and should eventually look like this...
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    Health Problems

    Well I know where I'm never vacationing. Sounds like I may as well open a drain cover and explore the sewer looking for turtles and a rat.
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    Weird sleep issue

    This is one my absolute least favorite drugs that I have ever been on and I've been on a lot of shit. Do NOT like. Severe short term memory loss for me when I was on it. Granted it sure does make you feel warm and fuzzy but not worth it. I'll never take it again.
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    Parent Thread

    He had another shit today while playing in his exersaucer that I could see coming. He hunched over and grunted then let rip a very loud SPLORCH! shit. It like all came out at once. The thing barely stayed in his diaper. When I took it off it was at the very top. So nasty. lol
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    Parent Thread

    This morning Bubba had a massive load of spackle shit. Plastered all over the entirety of his ass. Took forever to scrape it off. And it fucking stank like low tide had diarrhea. I can still smell it 5 hours later. Goddamn baby shit!!
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    Health Problems

    I have had hundreds of ct scans and drank god knows how much of that shit. I've also developed an allergic reaction to the IV contrast and no longer receive that. I've never heard of Mucomyst. Sounds like something I should have been given a few times in the past when I've had multiple ct scans...
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    Parent Thread

    Oh my lord. We've apparently hit the 8-10 month sleep regression phase. It is brutal. Every night the last 7 or 8 nights he has woken up 2-3 times per night and takes up to an hour each time to get back to sleep. 45 minutes would be quick right now. Apparently this can last 3-6 weeks. If it...
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    Health Problems

    3 bottles? God damn man. I'd be sick for days. When I have my scans they want me to drink 2 of them but fuck that. I'd end up sick the rest of the damn day. I've been dumping the 2nd one for a couple years now and they haven't complained yet. lol Good luck with your scan. I've got to call and...
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    How many?

    Seriously watch her fucking face. What a cunt.
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    Parent Thread

    Holy shit that is so perfect. I already do that shit with my dogs. lol Plus Bloodsport is one of my all time fav movies.
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    Retro and New Video Game Picture/Video Thread

    The Famicom looks like one of those ripoff consoles you can buy for $20. I much prefer the NES look. But honestly if I had grown up with the Famicom and the same question was asked I'd probably say the Famicom. Nostalgia is overwhelming sometimes. heh
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    So, I'm dying...

    Hope everyone, especially you Gravy, had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
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    Parent Thread

    Shit I even took all the swaddling blankets in the room and then took the ones they replaced those with. They're now used as burp cloths.
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    Health Problems

    Yeahshe doesn't want me shitting my pants uncontrollably. :P
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    Sports Entertainment

    Best act on the show right now. They consistently deliver.
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    Health Problems

    So yesterday I had my appointment with my butt doc. Next surgery will be in February to install a couple fistula plugs. She said recovery should be quicker/easy than this last surgery and no external stuff sticking out. The plugs have a 60-70% chance of working. She's opting not to go in and cut...