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Fuck Quinoa. Even my dog that goes apeshit when you ask "Do you want *anything*" thinks fuck Quinoa. I asked him if he wanted any and he didn't even look up or twitch his ears. lol This just went into the oven. This was requested by a friend for the Super Bowl. Raspberry heart/swirl...

That is the embryo right after being transferred from a test tube into the Misses. Due to my genetic condition (familial adenomatous polyposis - have fun googling) we chose to go with IVF and PGD (preimplantation genetic diagnosis) to guarantee as much as we could that our child would not have...

And is somewhat frothy.

Swamp Donkey arms are the absolute worse. Sorry

You think that's bad? You should have seen me 30 pounds ago. I looked like pizza the hut! I wouldn't have needed the fake baby bump for the pic. Thanks :P

No pics yet but I've got a request from a friend for a Baileys Irish Cream Cheesecake. Should be pretty good if you're into Baileys.

Well I have permission to post this. My wife put this one together. This was our Facebook announcement for friends (actual friends :P) and family. The embryo reminds me of...

Holy shit that had me boisterously laughing out loud. Particularly Snarf Mintz-Plasse. I've got a friend who has a rat nest beard and while his is actually trimmed he actually looks almost exactly like that. God damn. lol

Fucking seriously. I use their stuff for all my baking needs. If I ever have to use Hershey I'll just stop baking chocolate stuff. mmmm yum! Just looking at this bag of candy makes me want to vomit.

Can't embed this one. The hazards of driving on snow/ice covered roads.

Yeah I don't get them sometimes. Clearly the fans love him. Let's give him a gimmick that will bury the fuck out of him and waste all the money we've invested in him. Like seriously? What the fuck?

Indeed!

I would love to see Bryan/Rollins. They're both money in the ring. I mean just look at that flying elbow Rollins did at the Rumble. Thing of beauty right there.

Uncharted with Nathan Fillion as Nathan Drake is something I'd love to see happen.

Delay in shipment?

This might be a late reply but what a_skeleton_03 is saying is definitely legit. I am by no means an expert but my wife and I are taking a natural birth class right now with a mid wife/doula and one of the things that is heavily recommended to get labor started or progress is having sex or even...

It's ok your childhood will still be intact.

I'm tentatively ok with this.

I wasn't gonna go there with Punk but I agree. He sounded like a whiny bitch.

There's always 2 sides of the story. That said WWE does seem like a shitty company to work for sometimes as a wrestler. Them not offering any kind of medical insurance should be illegal. Their writers have the attention span of a gnat sometimes. And their wrestlers being classified as...

NXT is the best wrestling product that the WWE has right now. The next Takeover event will be Feb. 11th and it's going to be so fucking good. I'm really really really looking forward to the Zayn/Owens feud. They have tore it up in the past and should again. Shit just make NXT the 3rd brand.

re: Reigns having shit handed to him. It's the same with the Usos. Who I don't mind actually but watch their documentary thing that was released not too long ago. It's up on the 'Work. Basically they flunk out of college and take up jobs moving furniture and shit. Then their Uncle Eddie...

I started at 1am then went out every 4 or so hours after that. Never had more than 6 inches to shovel at once. Took 15-20 minutes each time. There's no way in hell I wanted to shovel it all at once.

Don't worry I'll make her pay later. When I recuperate from shoveling that is.

A Groo movie--animated or live--with the quality of Marvel Studios live action films would be boner inducing.

Video of a land whale attempting to make a snow angel. You can blame my wife for the vertical video.

I want Lana to be my mouthpiece. wink wink nudge nudge

We're in Uxbridge.

Normal people just get a handy from their wife/gf. I know BJ's are out of the question for you. Sucker.

But it's fun to do stuff like this all the while your whooping and hollering. I may have gotten a little bit excited at the end there. lol

Damn wall of plowed snow above my hips. I've been able to keep the driveway clear but I'll tackle the wall when they're finished plowing.

Oh fuck them for making it Fant4stic. They're cunts for doing that. rofl God I hate that crap.

Well here we go! We finally get to see how shitty this movie is going to be. Brothah and Sistah Storm gonna tear it up like violent diarrhea! Fantastic Four Trailer Arriving Tuesday | Comicbook.com

Meteorologist just wrote "Go Pats" on the weather screen. I say he should have drawn a big dick because this storm is fucking us but good. lol

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They look like they were "normal" panties then after rough use became a G-string. Gross. lol

One can only hope Vince dies soon because that's the only way he'll give up his power. I mean not that I WANT him dead. Just that's the only way it's happening.

It only became his finishing move when he made the Heel turn. Just a dick move for him to use. So they're basically admitting Royal Rumble was a complete failure and are giving it away for free tonight? lol

Jesus christ save your money and go buy a hunk of roast beef and let it get warm. You'd probably get a better fuck than any of that trash.

The sad part is she'd probably be quite gorgeous if she lost a couple hunnerd pounds. I'm still fat but I've lost bout 20 pounds in the past four months and can confirm my Awesome feeling level is indeed rising.