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Ways to make a baby: [ ] Noodle face [ ] Noodle anus [x] Noodle vag

Maybe. My other thought is since my knowledge of the metagame is a bit stale I may just be using builds the opponent isn't really expecting. In all my TvT's I've played I've been the only person opening cloak banshee. And my opponents are like "Holy shit ... banshees!" Then in my TvZ I went...

I'm matching against high plat players and I have no clue why they're so bad. I have no clue what the fuck is going on half the time. I played a TvT yesterday where my opponent went FE into 2 Port. I have no idea what the follow up plan was since he just GG'd when I walked in with my...

DrP is all over here in Ohio. I don't drink soda but you can get it basically anywhere. DrP is also agnostic of Coke/Pepsi contracts so it makes it even more commonplace.

Having a Diablo and Hammer on my team and the other team is pretty common now. Considering those are the two most out of whack heroes at the moment. But I'm starting to get pretty decent at Abathur. IMO he is the best split pusher in the game especially at 16.

IMO Valla isn't as broken as Hammer. Valla still dies instantly when you get on her. With Hammer even getting to her is a task then when you get on her she just regens a fuckton or boosts away.

Yeah that is one of a handful of heroes that got completely overpowered with the latest patch

I didn't know real life people were anti-vaccine. I just assumed it was some segment of ultra fucked up people the internet was exploiting to mock.

Yes the cross most teachers put themselves on annoys me as well. For only working 9 months a year and getting a fuckton of holiday time off they get compensated fairly well. And if you're a really good teacher you can teach in a yuppie school district and make around 80k per year. I looked up...

Personally I like how the bacon egg cheese is on the dry side. I also like Popeye's biscuits because I find them a bit dry.

Sorry why? Personally I find even fairly light kink not exactly my thing. The one time I was trying to switch positions and she started blowing me I was just thinking "This is weird. That has to taste kind of funky. This really doesn't feel better than intercourse." And I find jizzing on a...

Should have been more specific. Graduated without a nursing degree.

I've only had one girl who enjoyed sex like that and she was off her fucking rocker (which is also when I started my "no crazy" rule.) I have yet to find a girl who graduated college and had a real job who was into it.

Cheese how many Bacon, Egg & Cheese biscuits do you think you could eat in a single seating?

Just give them $4/hr and they'll do it

Ah you sprung for the rewards card. Smart move.

WTF is he using a movie popcorn container as his bucket

Ketchup + Mayo is known as fancy sauce here in America

Also if you didn't know Abathur is currently bugged and if you take Riding Crop and clone a hero with a mount you will move at like 1200% speed. You can literally ride from one end of the map to the other in like 8 seconds.

Small batch ketchup? Really?Really?

Starting back on playing Abathur after watching the latest vodcast of Town Hall Heroes. Trying this aggressive lane Abathur of basically just pushing where no one is behind upgraded locust.

According to /r/nfl every Chiefs player gets "carted off" because the training facility is up a hill. Apparently Barry walked off the field on his own strength with weight on both legs and just hopped in the cart to get a ride to the facility.

I'm fine with the early game. It gives the casters time to fluff up the players and talk about certain out-of-game things. 6 workers also makes some certain cheese builds possible like sending your early probe out or 6 pooling. BW's early game was even slower and even more tedious so I don't...

I wish Chipotle would bottle their hot salsa. That is my favorite salsa out there.

I think the mobile app must also run on different servers than the web interface. A few times the web interface is down and I fire up the mobile app to buy shit.

Since they're running the Jay Gruden offense depends on if they can convert 3rd and 6 after his run, run, pass playbook

Also I'm 4-0 this season #platsuperstar

BW existed when it was really the only kid on the block for real, professionally done e-sports. CS/Quake existed as well but it was more underground mainly because it wasn't embraced by Korea. We're living in a different time now. SC2 tried to stand on the shoulders of BW and ultimately...

Yeah I'm kind of surprised that they went with the victim blaming approach. If it really is as harmless as he pushed her, she tripped over her giant heels and knocked herself out then it isn't quite as malicious as most would think. If he closed his fist there is really no excuse, though.

Diablo is probably the most broken. With artifacts you can get him up to ~9k HP healing 1.3% HP/s or about 117 just off the artifact. That isn't even taking into account how much HP/s he gets off 200 souls.

I think a complex RTS like SC2 will always have a place. There are team sports and there are individual sports. Different personalities will gravitate towards different things. Personally I like the "all on me" style of SC2. It makes getting better easier because mistakes are obvious. In...

I also can't stand pickles

They're so lenient on hackers anymore I don't know if it would matter. Top GM players with replays and everything proving their map hacking have gone unbanned for a long, long time.

How big a roster can teams carry into the HoF game? 300? More?

I've been saying it for a while but SC2 could really benefit from the MP ladder being F2P and having microtransactions like this built in. People will still play for SP in LoV (at least I will) but make the ladder unlocked for free. Right now no new players will want to play SC2 because there...

Ketchup is basically ranch dressing for 8 year olds. At least mature up like my boy Cheesey and smother everything in a real condiment.

WiiU2? Nah that makes a touch too much sense. Maybe WiiZ.

Some WR just seem to have certain CB's number (and vice versa.) Taking an individual matchup as a broad stroke can be dangerous.

Ketchup tastes like tomato shit