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You mind if they sprinkle some of me in that spaceship? I'm gonna' be broke by then.

Stop living in fear, Tuco. You can't take your money with you when you die, man.

Papa Murphy? Like I'm going to buy a pizza from some Mick.

Yeah, that's not a feature. It's a shitty work-around.

I made my email sig on my Android to "Sent from my (not an) iPhone." What can I say; I'm a badass.

Those were just the two items that I didn't give money to(intentionally). I've done several others though!

Why would they announce a different platform less than a week before their console launch? Many people have preordered digital version, which cannot be canceled(at least not without some level of hassle). There's 0% chance they are announcing the PC version today or anytime before the 9/9 launch.

It's not really a portrayal. It's the truth. Maybe he's not a "genius mastermind", but he's very smart and playing against people who aren't. This is probably the most boring season I've seen of Big Brother, but it's due in large part to Derrick utterly destroying everyone in the social game.

I'm reminded every time I log into my Kickstarter profile.

Anothergrand as in not the first one? What in the ever-living fuck is wrong with these people?!

Dude, having babies is our fucking biological destiny! Without people making those little money-pits, we all wouldn't be here. I accept your apology. The cutting board has been really put to the test over the last few weeks. It works as advertised. I can cut things on it.

Yeah, I saw that 99 cent deal. Wish I got in a few of those. Now I'm paying the price because of that fuck-up!

Wait, what?

I try not to hate on what people spend their money on, but I'm fairly certain that Tenks was also the one shit-talking when I got a $70.00 butcherblock for my kitchen! Sonofa...

Young adultsinraw denim. Tuco, post some pics of your muffin-top.

WTF! They better add using a DS4 as an option with Vita remote play.

No, he rents rooms out to low self-esteem chicks who easily fall prey to his Neo-like charms.

Tuco, your man card was safe when you sat around playing video games while your wife fed you enchiladas. No need to brag about your manual transmission skills, too!

Well you learned how to drive stick, which is less and less common these days. A girl taught you, so that cancels it out. You break even. Notice how Tuco is sure to tell us he can drive stick, before mentioning the the mythical man-card.

I'll drop a line to their support. It says this:

Soundtrack confirmed:

Has anyone claimed games with the AMD Never Settle thing? I used mine yesterday from my recent R9 purchase and I still haven't gotten the key for Saints Row IV. How long does it take to get the key? The other two games I claimed aren't out yet, so it makes sense those didn't get keys, but SRIV...

You had McCheese at "enchilada".

I hope the midnight 'anywhere' release helps alleviate the servers being complete shit after work next Tuesday.

I would tell Antarius that it's common sense to get in shape and try and be more successful when it comes to finding a quality girlfriend. I would tell him that it's not just women who lie and manipulate and he need only reflect on his own dishonesty in relationships for an example. I would tell...

I have those "Grip-It" on both of my PS4 pads and they improve the sticks immensely.

I was half-tempted to moderate this post and correct your misspelling of ads.

Ok, I laughed at that.

I don't know. Unlike MMOS, nobody is paying any kind of fee to continue playing this. What are they going to do, "quit" the game they already paid 60 bucks for like the rest of us? I think a game like this has a better chance of keeping the hard content actually hard.

Really? If anything, when Kickstarters reach their goal before the deadline, all the people waiting to pledge then go in near the end, not pull out. Then again, if the Kickstarter sucked as bad as it did, even at 400k, you're probably right. A lot of people would have figured it was kissing...

This is good shit.

Yeah, them folding when Cody had two points already was completely fucking retarded.

No, man. You don't have it good at all. Haven't you been listening to Dumar? You're fucking miserable. Just trust him.

Yeah, I need to know the standard of "looks decent enough" in that equation.

Yes, that'sexactlywhat I meant.

It's funny. I said it in the other thread when some idiot thought they found the "secret of the universe". Red Pillers are the conspiracy theorists of the dating world. They are completely dysfunctional, socially-speaking. They find this strategy(which has many elements I agree with, only they...

It only takes a few crazy minutes to make some colossal mistakes.

What a train-wreck. Have you told the courts that she is mentally ill and not treating it? Is this someone you want watching your child?

Implement an achievement system into your sex, lindz. Once he starts falling behind his friends in achievement score, he'll be all over it.