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We were almost denied entrance to Canada because the letter my girlfriend had from her ex-husband ok'ing her to bring their son there wasn't up to snuff, I guess. Canada border patrol don't fuck around.

Some guys want that illusion of coyness, I guess. I'm completely fine with her being a freak in bed right off the start. I'm a freak and I want her to be one too. Am I supposed to wait a few months to find out we're not sexually compatible?

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Only when my vamp energy gets low.

RIP in peace, Sutekh.

Same here and I never let a little blood stop me.

Can you imagine how much Brad regrets not setting this Kickstarter's goal to 400,000 instead of 800,000?

That's the: "What do we have in our kitchen burger"

I know we tend to be higher on the "hater scale" than most, but yeesh...

Caveman!

Fantasy Power-Walking Simulator 2014

I'm sold. I like my babies like my burgers: medium-rare.

He actually posted on the Prexus forum recently. I posted that he should stop by here, but I don't know if he's seen it.

Before this thread goes any further, I need everyone to check in with their score:CheckMyPrivilege

It's basically motorcyle hipsterism.

Less clean-up.

It's definitely cheating, but I don't know if they have any way to detect it really. It's all inputting shit as "controller" signal.

The entire Season 2 is on sale on Steam right now for 9.99.

Bicycles don't go 0 - 60 in 2 seconds. Bicycles don't usually split lanes between cars, as they stay to the right. Bikes are just easier to avoid, since they are usually in the same place. Motorcycles tend to be "within" the traffic, I guess. AF - "as fuck" I think.

Ask yourself, "If a crazed grandma t-bones me while I'm sitting at a red light and I can never walk again and I'm now forced to shit in a bag for the rest of my life, will that affect anyone other than me?" Depending on that answer, and how you feel about that answer, decide to buy the bike.

I would probably ride one in Minnesota. We probably have more traffic in Miami at 2am than you have during rush hour.

While that's definitely true, you don't really see people asking "Should I drive a car?" or "Should I use a grill to cook food?" There's a very obvious reason he's asking for advice on this particular subject. Riding motorcycles are inherently more dangerous than many other things. I don't...

Look man, just put the tequila in my blueberry lime-aid and STFU!

Hah. I don't mean I want to get drunk, I just mean that I can't really get excited about soda and lemon-aid specials.

I always see people mention their drinks. We're talking non-alcoholic stuff? Meh. If I'm going to eat fast food calories, I want it to be food.

Quit smoking. Sorry, that's all the advice I have.

Oh, man. Canadina is a voice of dissent now? That's really saying something.

Yeah, even with Izo's warning I'm still "all in".

I laughed at this follow up. I've read that if you've never played flight simulators, it will be quite a learning curve. A HOTAS setup is ideal for controls.

There are distinct differences. Vehicular homicide is a charge that can be levied that is more harsh than manslaughter.

I would be scared as shit to ride one in south Florida and I typically enjoy high-adrenaline activities. It's way too dangerous here. I've had two friends die on bikes. That's enough to dissuade me.

What percentage of red pillers are virgins?

Plot twist: Dad was on PCP and his kids were already dead!

Yeah, I have sympathy for the father, but I can't condone vigilante revenge-murders. Terrible situation all around.

Neither is TwiceAsBored

Not all Canucks, Eomer. You.OurCanuck.

Those are the exact types who have to go to the internet to learn how to become a man, though.

Some good laughs there. This movie need a MST3K-like treatment.