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  1. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Karl lived a good life. When his time finally came, the old man in the sky took him away to a new life, where he was surrounded by the water. As he had once been able to communicate with horses, now he could talk to the fish.
  2. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Most of us who aren't from W VA don't fuck our brothers and sisters, so that situation would never have happened in the first place.
  3. moonarchia

    Netflix buys Millarworld.

    It's nice that Disney has finally decided to join CBS and all the other networks in the Pit of Irrelevance. It's like they didn't bother to learn from print media's identical mistake. People will not bother with non-aggregate sites. End of story. It took the music industry a while to figure that...
  4. moonarchia

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Deep fried potato.
  5. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Or get your dick to rot off.
  6. moonarchia

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Technically a river is a place, just never the same place twice.
  7. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Tarly specifically told Jaime that all the gold was in KL, they were just bringing the rest of this shit in. "Oh, and hurry, cause we got no reinforcements here."
  8. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I loved almost all of that. Was a little forced in the mine, but otherwise the rest of the episode was filled with awesomeness. Will Fire and Ice sex it up and Make Westeros Great Again? Will Arya cross some more names off her list? Will Bran ever become a human boy? Next time, on Game of Thrones!
  9. moonarchia

    Voltron: Legendary Defender

    Well, that was all kinds of awesome. Short season, but "season 4" starts 10/13. Some interesting twists. Some good back story. Lots and lots of space battles.
  10. moonarchia

    Preacher

    So, Herr Starr finally made his appearance. Fuck yeah! All things said I am OK with them concatenating most of his history. All you really need to know is that he is a Nazi bastard from hell that gives zero fucks, albeit in a different way than the Saint of Killers.
  11. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    A Westeroofie? Is that where your brother pours lime juice and vodka up your ass so you shit green fire everywhere for days?
  12. moonarchia

    Voltron: Legendary Defender

    My penis is greased up and ready for action!
  13. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Transfer Castle Protocol/Intercept Protocol
  14. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Because he's a Snow.
  15. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    That's what the Davids said a couple years ago, anyways.
  16. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    They took his legs. Now he has to relieve his urges in... other ways.
  17. moonarchia

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ask your friends if they'd be cool with her reading your texts? If they say yes, let it roll. If not, tell your wife they don't want her to, and delete them off the phone.
  18. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Not unless @Screamfeeder got hired on to write. Bran is going to warg the Night King and shut the walkers down, or the walkers are going to be the winners. Arya might survive by being in Braavos in that case, but the future is bleak without shen-Bran-igans.
  19. moonarchia

    Stranger Things

    There are very few new ideas in a given century, just new technologies changing how we do the same old things. S2 should be good, but the kids are going to stop being cute in another year or two, so if the writers aren't top notch the show won't last too long.
  20. moonarchia

    American Gods

    Yes, it was on purpose. She is the personification of stardom/fandom.
  21. moonarchia

    Rick and Morty

    Tomorrow night is the big one. Let the awesomening begin!
  22. moonarchia

    Summer 2017 Anime Thread

    Boku No Hero Academia is moving incredibly fast now. The Hero Killer fight took months in the comics, and they resolved it in under 2 episodes.
  23. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    11 episodes until we fade to black. Unless things start picking up quickly, I don't see how the white walkers are going to be much of a factor. They are either going to get Branned out or the last episode is going to be a montage of them destroying everything in Westeros. Their army is too big...
  24. moonarchia

    One million dollars!

    Do I have to pay taxes on it, or is it $1M free and clear? If it's the latter I would follow Gravel's example and enjoy retirement. My total debt right now is about $150k including remaining principal on my mortgage, so I might buy a new tricked out Mini to drive the next 10 years, but otherwise...
  25. moonarchia

    Selling a Domain name

    Wait, we helped you learn how to yell at whitey better? Fuck this shit!
  26. moonarchia

    Selling a Domain name

  27. moonarchia

    New and Upcoming Show list

    Wait, when was Season 1? And what channel?
  28. moonarchia

    The Orville

    And it'll get 100x more views by not being behind a paywall.
  29. moonarchia

    Preacher

    Yes, but this was more about his missing soul piece. They went out of their way to make him extra dickish and show him as worn out.
  30. moonarchia

    Selling a Domain name

    Be a total dick about it, dawg. If you are legit wanting to use it just say no, if you are waffling, price it high to make it worth letting go, if you are just squatting, price it high to recoup sunk costs and enable further squatting on other domains.
  31. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    There was at least one other person in the know. The hoochie Ned was supposed to have been his mother under Ned's story. Given Littlefinger's proclivities it would make sense for him to want to hunt down any sort of rumor that he could use to get Caetlyn to suck his dick.
  32. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    The North remembers.
  33. moonarchia

    The Orville

    I still enjoy Family Guy and American Dad, so I'll give this a shot.
  34. moonarchia

    Summer 2017 Anime Thread

    Boku no Hero Acadamia still rolling at full speed. If I had to guess I think they'll stop for a year or two after this arc. They have been burning through the manga.
  35. moonarchia

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Is that why you're so turned on?
  36. moonarchia

    Confederate - new anti-white propaganda from HBO

    The armor or the plot armor?
  37. moonarchia

    Stargate: Origins

    If they plan to keep putting anything that might be worth watching behind paywalls, they are going to learn the same lesson print media did, in the exact same way. Adding this to the scrap heap with the new Star Trek show.
  38. moonarchia

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So you and new still have a chance to have some grand babies?
  39. moonarchia

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    That sounds like a yes to me!