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Skittles, obviously. Sport Science: Marshawn Lynch

So I was reading a thing and it lead me to reading the way Kvothe describes himself early on. So, the Cthaeh prophecy tree thing...Kvothe is "The Broken Tree"...so much like the King he must kill, does Kvothe kill the tree? And/or break one of it's prophecies somehow? Just something I thunked...

Yeah, defenseless receiver is not a penalty that should exist in any form whatsoever.

59 and 64 for my latest two Gridiron weeks. Cash. Money. If Seattle doesn't fuck this up I should be 1 point down in Pick 'Em with a week to go. Oofa, counting on making up ground in a the week full of back ups and shit. Aaaaand, Eliminator official winner. Soooo, yay...we need to work on...

Thank you, Dez! I was not comfy until Eli got the TD at the end. Up by 4 and me and the brother(opponent) both still sure Eli could give it away. Fuuuuck... edit: My brother's team name, My Couch Pulls Out I Don't, is blatantly stolen from someone in the FoH fun league from last year. I...

OK with that Eli TD my title should be official. Hate time! I hope the entire Dolphins D targets Brady's knee and it explodes so violently that the audience mass-vomits Stand By Me style. Except Cameron Wake, I want him to go in to the stands and punch Gisele and take their newest baby and...

I preferred the other simply because it made the avatar giver look like an asshole.

Jesus, that is awful. I love it.

A one way tiebreaker! Diabolical! I get it now though, I may have started drinking(alone) when it looked like Brady was going to sabotage me. So, I finally get to go all hatred all the time now for my rooting needs next week. No playoff hopes, fantasy over, it is time to let the hate flow.

You *JUST* Said Dal win + Vikes loss = Dallas wins tiebreaker with Minnesota. I hate Dallas fans, again.

BTW here's the fumble rules, and I am more confused than before. I *think* NO is OK. Some NFL rules are fucking retarded.

So if Dallas loses and Minnesota wins the Vikes are in?

I need exactly 10 more points out of Demaryius Thomas, Dennis Pitta, and Eli 'Tardface' Manning to make a few extra hundred dollars. Please, Eli, don't Eli me.

So...that fumble...advanced the ball for NO like 15 yards? I have no grasp of that rule, someone enlighten me on the "can't advance on a fumble" rule.

JASON WITTEN WITH THE MOST EVER RECEPTIONS BY A TIGHT END IN A SINGLE SEASON! WHY AREN'T YOU ALL DANCING!?

Funny to say in a 13-10 game but yeah it was great. As long as you're not one of these new ALL OFFENSE ALL DAY fagfans. I am cautiously optimistic about the Steelers O next season. Plenty of time to babble about that though. I am a huge Dez fan right now, and I fucking hate it. I want him to...

I'm down 9. He has Brees still going in to OT. I seriously considered benching Eli and waiting to see if Thomas/Pitta would get me there before deciding if I'd play Wilson(SNF) or not. Kind of wish I'd gone through with that plan.

I, for one, welcome out new AFC North overlords, the Bungles. Kind of depends how much they are sold on Haley's offense. Aside from this week The Ben has taken fewer hits than...pretty much ever..with this offense. The Ben is only 30. If they can keep him mostly right he should have 5+ years of...

They couldn't at least win on a Green TD to lock up my fantasy title? Fuckers.

What the fuck is with Roethlisberger this year with the late game picks!?

You can't bench the Bears D vs. Arizona. edit: Unless your opponent is done totally.

I think that was a pick in the Steeler game. That shit was cash if it stand. Good game. Terrible O-Lines, but it's making for a good game.

Where the fuck is that gay ass Tom Brady rule when Roethlisberger has guys crawling in low and hitting him in the knees? Second time this year it was crazy stupid obvious and there was no call. It's a pussified rule, but if it's gonna be there fucking call it.

Looks like I'll be down about 30 going in to the 4 o'clock games with my opponent all finished. Demaryius Thomas and Dennis Pitta to go, plus EITHER Eli Manning or Russell Wilson.....WHICH DO I FUCKING GO WITH!?

Polamalu is an animal today. That sack was awesome.

Guys like him and Vick have that natural crazy arm the same way some fighters just punch hard as fuck naturally. I love seeing them air the ball out 40 yards with what just looks like a flick of the wrist. Reminds me of Ken Griffey Junior swinging the bat, just such a natural looking thing.

Gee whattya know, Maurkice Pouncey the most overrated lineman in the NFL gets hurt. I think he's played about 6 snaps in a row this season for his best.

Burnem confirmed Gaige!? But seriously, that shit is an absolute nightmare scenario to me now that I'm an old man. When I was like 18 it would have just been confusing.

I know a person who met a chick through WoW. Did the usual talk, give her shit, trade pics stuff. Eventually he took a plane to the DC area to meet and sex her. I assume it did not go perfectly, he stopped being her little WoW assistant/bank after that. But I'm fairly positive he at least got...

Antonio Brown hit homeboy with the okiedoke.

BTW, the more football I watch the more I love big fat interior D linemen. Just love how disruptive a 320lb dude in the middle can be. Wilfork, Ngata, Hampton when he's juicing, and now this motherfucker Atkins in Cinci. That dude is going to be a force for a real long time. Unless he stays on...

Are you not watching today? Dez just passed up Jerry Rice for 2nd best receiver of all time, he's like 1 good catch from passing Megatron for best ever. Now if Tom Brady could stop sucking every dick in Florida that would be swell...

I was worried, playing my brother in the championship game for da moolah. He has Megatron who put up about 40 acres and a mule last night. Dez has nicely negated that.

He caught a pass earlier! Shitty snap/hold makes Shaun 'Automatic' Swissham miss.

How many asshole Dolphin fans do you think have been ranting and raving to their asshole friends over the last few weeks. "I FUCKING KNEW THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT HIM!"

The Matt Leinart era in Oakland has begun!

Tom Brady is fucking killing me. 2 picks taking points out my mouf. Keeping the ball away from Ridley. And giving Jax the ball in position to score on the NE D that I decided to play over SD/Indy.....motherfucker. Thank fuck I have Dez.

Brett Keisel excessive celebration to keep drive alive. Steelers gonna Bungle?

He was comic relief. Then he got paid and turned in to a junkie drama queen. This was my favorite AC episode this year.

Good point, didn't even think about the "crossover" when watching that.