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  1. moonarchia

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Unless you ask nicely. And wear lingerie.
  2. moonarchia

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Again, Noodle just loves the dick.
  3. moonarchia

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Could also put it on USA. Johnny has 2 lives. In one life he has a wife, a family, and a career. Then one day driving home he sees her, the whore of his dreams. A spiral of sex, shame, and depravity awaits. Mr. Ro-Butt.
  4. moonarchia

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    As a lock it was a fucking nightmare trying to get guildies to help with flagging and rep groups for keys and all that shit. When I got to KZ and saw the ring quests were yet another rep grind it took all the fun out of the game for me. I did farm the hell out of all that later, though. Got all...
  5. moonarchia

    Black Desert

    Doing all the other shit gets you xp too. Just slower.
  6. moonarchia

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I skipped most of BC due to the flagging and rep grinds. Did KZ once or twice and noped the fuck on out of there. Came back at the end for WOLK. Got a toon maxed, then quit again until they added derpfinder. Played pretty steadily through cata and mop. Took a 6 month break last year after last...
  7. moonarchia

    J49: An Erotic Life

    1 for the money, $10 for the hos.
  8. moonarchia

    Black Desert

    It's like trying to juggle a dozen sacks of cats. You can go the tradeskill route. The questing route. The gathering route. The grinding route. You have stables. Workers. Pets. Gear. And just because it's a fucking asian mmo you have your own blackface Navi.
  9. moonarchia

    Black Desert

    Just started using pets tonight because I no longer have time to move or loot before the next wave spawns. Need to get to 21 asap for EES then I can just farm the fuck out of it all. Trying to just do all the black spirit quests, but I keep running across farmers having problems with bees...
  10. moonarchia

    Black Desert

    I got caught up fishing instead of levelling. Now back into it. And getting distracted by questing. Let my pets accept missions for me. Not like they have shit else to do while I'm in town.
  11. moonarchia

    Spring Anime 2016 Thread

    You can watch old stuff free on either site.
  12. moonarchia

    Limitless

    Wow, that was quite the ride.
  13. moonarchia

    Lucifer

    No, he just wasn't going to take advantage of her. He definitely wants to get into her pants.
  14. moonarchia

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you have any dislike to begin with, cut her loose. Just like it's stupid for women to expect to be able to change a man, it's just as stupid to be able to expect to change her. You gave it the old college try and it failed. End it for her sake and yours.
  15. moonarchia

    Spring Anime 2016 Thread

    Get a crunchyroll sub to at least let the folks making our anime get some money. Get whatever isn't there off horriblesubs or wherever.
  16. moonarchia

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Fold a $10 bill into a ring?
  17. moonarchia

    Depression

    When I think about you I touch this thread?
  18. moonarchia

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Rerolled: Ripping the bandaid off and salting the wound since 2012!
  19. moonarchia

    Adventures with Corndog: Corndog's Fish Store

    That leaves less areas for improvement in that area, but allows for others. You can cut a couple headcount by moving the service side to the customers. Serve in house on paper or plastic plates and in paper or plastic cups on trays. Put the non-alcoholic drink dispenser in the customer area, and...
  20. moonarchia

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Noodle takes his dick like he takes his coffee. Black.
  21. moonarchia

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Noodle just loves the dick.
  22. moonarchia

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    shabushabu confirmed tranny.
  23. moonarchia

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    He said he didn't want to sue, so I offered a different tactic. Pets are property under the law. If the pet owners are too shitty to do their job properly, then they are culpable for anything that happens. Would suck to be the dog, but trespass is trespass.
  24. moonarchia

    EQ Never

    Velious and luclin pre-ssra sucked for monks. We went from solo powerhouse in vanilla and kunark to utter shit. Then Emp Ssra stick turned that around again. That thing was still a top end solo item throughout PoP as well.
  25. moonarchia

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Shoot their dog next time it's in your yard?
  26. moonarchia

    Adventures with Corndog: Corndog's Fish Store

    Opiate82, is the new wage law just going to affect back of the house workers, or are wait staff also going up to 15/hr as well? If it's the former you can try to transition more back of the house work to the wait staff (bussing, dish washing, floors, etc) if you haven't already.
  27. moonarchia

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    2 and 5. Sue the property owner and your neighbors jointly in small claims court. Their animals are the ones destroying property. They get to pay for it. If they refuse to give you the contact info after that point they can pay it all.
  28. moonarchia

    Spring Anime 2016 Thread

    Mayoiga is... probably going to be bloody. Asterisk War picks up where S1 left off. If you liked it then, you will probably like it now. Big breasted loli harem. Gundam is off to a good start. Pan de Peace is... weird. Might be fun. At under 4m per episode it's a fast watch anyways. Ushio to...
  29. moonarchia

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Damn, now I am too. Just thinking how you could make that work. Use mashed potatoes instead of sauce. Cover with onions, peas, and carrots. Drizzle some gravy on it. Add a layer of thin cut beef wellington, then a layer of shredded cheddar.
  30. moonarchia

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Are you implying that she ate herself out somehow?
  31. moonarchia

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm imagining a shepherd's pie with beef wellington pizza now.
  32. moonarchia

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    You remember what you said about not using lube?
  33. moonarchia

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Fucking SJWs ruining our lands as well as their own.
  34. moonarchia

    [manga] Everything Else

    Still have Red Storm this week. Good chapter too. Thanks for the recommendation of Gosu. That fatty is a badass.
  35. moonarchia

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Noodlebutt is firm, but yielding. Fresh from the pot all wet and steamy. Slap him against the wall for loot and gold. He likes it rough.
  36. moonarchia

    Spring Anime 2016 Thread

    First season uncensored is available over at crunchyroll.
  37. moonarchia

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just be prepared to have the 'mommy is in a better place' talk or have some version of that handy. BPD has a serious risk of suicide. Couple that with loss of a child (her fault, not yours) and she may very well decide to check out early. Apathy is a healthy reaction to someone like that, but...
  38. moonarchia

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    And Lyrical thinks we're the weird ones.