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Oh, Brad did. Your texts on the iphone are on the right and in green the other people are gray to the left.

Wasn"t it right before he kicked the messenger in the well. Something like he says "This is madness." and the King says something like "Madness? This is Sparta!"

Aren"t you the person who"s only put his penis inside one vagina his entire life?

Can I just say it irritates me to no end how dudes refer to their friend"s as "bud" or "buddy." I"m not even sure why it"s just so annoying to hear "Hey yeah my buddy and I were out last night." It seems like something you"d see on the back of an Ed Hardy shirt.

I like how he still actually believes all of this is true. Sounds like your ex-roommate is just as a delusional dumbass as yourself.

Following your link to his twitter I saw an email address. See tweet from 10/11 at 5:55 PM. Sent off an email in an insomniac boredom fit.

Yeah I love watching Claudio live. The Suffering isn"t the best examples but theres times where he is setting his fret board on fire while singing his lungs out all while his massive clump of hair is wet from sweating and covering his eyes. He is an insanely talented musician. -edit- I...

No way in hell. It"s probably just an admin making the account. Still funny stuff though and sure to be Shaw HoF worthy.

They actually have 3 songs now and 1 cover. Welcome Home, A Favor House Atlantic, Running Free, 10 Speed (of God"s Blood and Burial) - cover.

They"ve been steadily increasing in popularity. I don"t listen to the radio ever but I think "Running Free" and "Feathers" from their album No World for Tomorrow got some significant air time. I believe the initial idea was the break up after No World for Tomorrow but due to album success...

If you and Micheal are such great friends then get him to update his Twitter just saying "FoH" and nothing more. That way he doesn"t have to reveal anything over twitter and we all can validate your story. I"m guessing it will never happen.

Fell for it

You are a dumb shit. All of the Coheed and Cambria albums are based upon books. In the case of Good Apollo, I"m Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness the album was based upon "The Writer." (Fictional) Claudio [aka: the writer] is writing a story about Claudio (the...

I"m creeped out and I"m a) Not a female b) Not receiving these texts c) Live in a separate country

LMAO you actually are saying interacting with faceless anonymous people on the internet is expanding your social sphere? I went to college with NOTHING but shut-in MMORPG playing computer nerds. I was one of them. They haveno fucking cluehow to interact with people in the real world. They are...

I actually had a fuck the other night with a condom on that was pleasurable. My mind was blown.

Even when I had my ghetto shit phone where I had to hit the "2" key three times to get a "c" character I"d still type like a normal functioning non-retarded human being. It doesn"t take that long and those messages weren"t long enough to hit the character limit. But as I said this is totally...

To be fair after giving some girl my number she texted me like that and I never responded back. Pet peeve of mine I just can"t put up with it.

You went out with girl#1 Wednesday and she wants to go out again Friday? I mean I would probably take her up but I"d almost consider trying to schedule it back to Saturday. Either way as long as you don"t talk to her today and then just quickly set up plans for Friday I don"t think it"s that bad.

I"d even go as far to say it"s a terrible idea to talk on the phone 5 days straight if you"re trying to build attraction

You don"t say....

I think you"re getting hit on

Honestly you"re kinda sounding like Brad. "Oh I don"t care about my ex I"m enjoying life" followed by pages about your ex. I"m not buying into the fact you"re only attached by a thread I think you miss her horribly.

Thursday. Very nice girl, pretty and everything but just didn"t connect. She was cool, stable, had a "real" job (aside: why the fuck do all these college grads my age NOT have jobs? I mean, what the fuck? They work at like the fucking grocery store and shit) but couldn"t hold a conversation with...

That is weird as fuck. Who ends a message with "respectfully sent" and she basically just re-linked her apparently weird as fuck profile. An 8 at 200 lbs? The hell.

Women like a strong decisive man. I always tell them exactly what we"re going to do on the first date. However an a through c multiple choice isn"t really that bad. Still I prefer to say "We"re doing X on Y night" and if she cannot simply make it then it"s her job to propose a different night.

If you"re dealing with a girl in a customer service field you cannot over analyze the situation. Thats when you get burnt. You have to gauge her genuine interest level when you try and engage her in real conversation. Also, most people have two laughs. One is fake one is real. If you can figure...

You"re putting too much thought into it. She danced on you, she left, danced on another 10 guys, came back to you, danced on you, left, danced on another 45 guys, came back to you, danced on you, left, danced on another 9001 guys, went home, put on her pj"s, went to sleep.

I probably wouldn"t even acknowledge that she is seeing someone else. If you do then you"re telling her "I"m ok with being your silver medal." and that is NOT a place you want to be put in. You"ll DLV yourself out of any real contention. I"d just send her a quick message and yeah, ask if she...

Sass and a hot body. I"d hit it.

Gentleman, I found your dream woman VampireGirl1986 computers games, sports, working

I must have done a terrible job spacing this out but I have first dates tomorrow, Friday and one on Saturday. I also saw the other girl (and stayed over) on Tuesday. I"m really not looking forward to having first date awkwardness for three days straight. This whole dating thing is killing my...

He needs to seriously read that "She isn"t into you, she"s intoeveryone" article. Because this chick is exactly the type of girl described in there. Oh yeah and any bitch who is willing to immediately call her marriage quits and fuck a co-worker is a grade A whore and you should just kind of...

Wow I don"t think I"ve ever seen someone so deep in the friend zone and not even realizing it. I"m going to echo the two people above these other dudes who are drilling your dream girl on the side probably think you"re a raving homo.

No its being indecisive. Once you make a decision you need to stick with it and not constantly question yourself. There is absolutely zero reason to fret over the past because it cannot be changed you can only change the future.

There exists humans on the planet who haven"t seen Wedding Crashers?

How is it awkward? This isn"t fucking high school. These are 33 year old god damn fucking women. Call her, say you"re interested and she will either say "Yes I am as well" or "No, I had a fun time but I"m not interested in you." Don"t worry her boyfriend the starting quarterback of your school"s...

I wouldn"t. I prefer to strike while your image is still fresh in their mind. Giving a girl too much time can help them rationalize why not to go out with you and all that. I"d call your sister in law or whoever, get their number and call one of them in a few days. Not to mention girls talk...

He is still the male it is his job to initiate things like that. Unless they are mega super interested (which, honestly, it is hard to gauge at weddings since girls feel the need to be attached to someone during events like this) they aren"t going to go out of their way to contact him. I"m sure...

I have never once had a girl that wanted me to skip second base and move to third. I"m sorry but I don"t think it"ll turn out well if you try it. She just seems really modest and reserved. Not the worst thing in the world since I had to go months before ever having sex with girlfriends in the...