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When will people learn the rules of the package. For the package to ensure maximum effectiveness itmustbe sent without warning and without any indications of interest. The Package is man"s greatest aphrodisiac.

Grobb you have zero room to talk. You already fucked up your past relationship and you"re on a collision course with all hell breaking loose with your current. So please take a backseat to these conversations. All you know how to do is go into massive debt and knock up some fucking whale and...

Yeah Chu is right. I reread them and you forced her to qualify why she isn"t interested in you. That is one creepy mothefuckin red flag. "Do you want to go out?" "No." "WHY THE FUCK NOTTTT!!!! FUUUUCK IM HOTTT!!! IM GUNNA SHOOT A LATIN DANCE CLASS UP IN THIS BITCH!!!"

She"s 19. I don"t know if she"s going to college or what but it"s a perfectly acceptable reason for her to say "I don"t want to be in a relationship." I will, however, give you a protip. Girls never do not want to be in a relationship. She doesn"t want to be a a relationship withyou.

Why say anything if you"re just friends? God damn you need to stop bowing down to girls. If you don"t want to be friends then just talking to her. It"s pretty flipping simple.

I don"t have time to read all of that Eomer but I will comment on your PoF regard. You cannot compare summertime internet dating to winter time internet dating. It"s almost like you don"t view these chicks are real people. Of course during the summer they will be out more and probably in and...

I don"t always agree with the whole "Don"t leave them a no option" personally. I"d just keep it brief but don"t sound nervous or rushed. Something like "Hey there [girl"s name] I was calling to see if you wanted to get a bite to eat [consider proposing a day/time here]" Since she doesn"t know...

No they"ll snap to yes and then later rationalize it to no. It"s no secret girls are far more emotional than rational so a guy"s first judgement set is rational thinking where a girl"s will be emotional. Not to mention if a girl doesn"t snap right away to thinking she wants to date you and...

Use the "Tough Love" advice to texting, especially early on. If you are expecting an answerdo not text. Texting, at least early on, should be need-to-know information like "I"m running late" or "We"re having italian for dinner" and not really open-ended questions. 9/10 she"ll respond anyways...

Yeah if the chick is interested you can do almost anything and it"ll work as long as you don"t do something really fucked up and stupid like send a package with a stuffed duck filled with rose pedals but honestly who the fuck would do that.

You"re on the road to friends zone. During the meeting it is necessary to tell her your true feelings or she will cast you into the unavoidable dead zone quickly. Also as Eomer said she may feel put-off by you acting all "Oh I just need your help" act then saying it was a big ploy to date her...

Yeah good attitude Brad. You"ve got the date. If she thought you were rich then whatever you got the first date to impress her.

She probably thinks you"re equally rich as all the monopoly men you were hanging out with

I also had better experiences with match.com over POF. Since match is a pay-to-play the people there are much more serious. POF seemed like just another facebook full of attention seekers and whales. I met I think 1 girl from POF (she was a very sweet and nice girl but I went out on a date with...

From my personal experience most girls I met online sent me back literal novels as responses. I met I believe four girls total online and every single one of them didn"t do the one-two sentence response. Hell my current girlfriend sent me back a response that was (I went into MS Word and...

She sounds like she"s on POF all the time since she"s on everyone"s favorite list and probably just gets a massive ego boost from the experience. She sounds like the girl from the article "She Not Into You -- She"s Into Everyone" type.

So speaketh FOH; girls shan"t be fucked with on account of bitchy behavior in prior transgressions. IT IS SPOKEN

I"ve never understood the point of holding a grudge against a girl just because you perceive her as "fucking you over." 99/100 it was unintentional and it is just how females operate. If you still bear this massive grudge she clearly still has control over you.

The crazy was just too strong and deep for me with my girl. She was really a nice and sweet girl but just couldn"t allow herself to be happy. In the end it was just too much work.

I dated a girl who was a virgin outside of one incident where she was raped. That was one fucked up relationship.

So let me get this straight ... In a matter of like 24 hours you have made out a combined 5 hours and explored an abandoned house while not actually having sex with her .... are you going to homecoming with this chick or just going to knock over a few mailboxes with a baseball bat? I"d...

You meet women in public events. Is it really that confusing? Single women are everywhere not just at bars and clubs. Do you want to meet a bar skank? No? Then don"t goto a bar. Do you want to meet a normal girl? Try the park or coffee shop. As of last year I gave up on trying to pick up...

Uh oh we may have Eomer v2.0 on our hands!

Yeah I met a few girls online that didn"t live up to their profile pictures. Then again my current girlfriend looks much, much better in person than she did in her pictures.

Not to mention I"m sure therapists would look down upon manipulating women for the purpose of sticking your dick in a gooey warm cave. We, however, extol this idea.

THATis the girl you are obsessing over? For her being a massive slut cunt bitch I figured she was at least a 10. God damn Brekk take some advice from the dancing dinosaur in your sig.

I"d say she doesn"t like you anymore and you should probably just let it go. I really don"t get people who stalk girls after they"ve broken up. Why the fuck should you care what she"s doing with her life?

Damn it"s a good thing I"m on good terms with Alcestis. I do not want to piss that lady off at all. I guess I"ll have to PM her more pictures of my hot 12 year old emo boy outfits to maintain her good graces...

You are aware you can be yourself but you can also be yourself to a limit, right? I am nevernotmyself around girls on the first few dates but I make sure to reel back some of my sarcasm, shady past and sometimes over affection. I"m the kind of guy who can fall in love with a girl on the first...

Yeah sorry Eomer I admit I generally don"t read about people"s lollipops and rainbows stories I generally just come in here to offer first-step dating advice and attraction building. You probably said something and I didn"t read it.

Oh god you actually gave her the Kimono? I thought just about everyone on this forum told you not to do that? Fuck why do I even post here no one listens to me. Oh yeah and this romantic ideal of true love/soul mates is a crock of shit. Eventually you"ll find a girl who you can put up with...

Wait ... so you send the package to the other chick knowing full well it"s creepy and find the bitch to be "crazy" if she likes it and respond back? I"m confused as fuck right now.

I would say she had enough interest to stay at your place and kiss you but I"m sorry you completely overstepped your bounds. Next time if she is staying at your place I"d at leasttryto have sex with her. Even if she says no that isn"t an end-all she could just not be a slut but it will make your...

The fuck? Are you a distant relative of Zarcath? Why the hell are you sending a girl packages if you don"t even know if she"s interested? Package#2??? I"ll try to answer this objectively as possible but you should expect her to respond immediately probably right after opening it up if she...

I"d say let the relationship evolve naturally. You don"t know where you stand and the relationship isn"t really at a point where you can demand it. I would try setting up dates and judging her interest based upon that. A girl who is interested in you will do virtually anything date-wise just to...

Good attitude Eomer. Take something away from every failed relationship and soon you"ll find a girl who is most compatible with you. Wish ya luck with future girls and love. This is an example of a very poor attitude. Keep it up and I am sure you will be turning sausage before you know it. Girls...

She looks cute but personally I would not date a chick with a kid at 24.

You can"t really sit back on your heels until you"re around 6-8 dates in. I generally don"t start until 3 months in and even still I am the one who comes up with the date ideas most of the time. You seem to need to get it through your mind that as the guy of the relationship it is your job to...

Cooking for her at your place is a great idea Bofa. The first line you said sounds a bunch better than the second but it"s a winner date idea in my book.

You can be thin without going to the gym but you"ll be very, very "skinny fat" where nothing is tight and shit is still flapping everywhere. Thats true though most people will pay good money for "normal person" porn.