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You can take my advice or leave it (for the record: my advice is the correct advice) but feel free not to. Leaves more women out there for me. Though by the general grammar and excessive use of LOL and exclamation points by most of my haters I"m sure I operate in a much higher league. Oh well...

Untrue. Women want a man who is a man. It just so happens men are independent, decisive and emotionally stable. They don"t want to be an "accessory" but they also don"t want to be the center of your universe. Most girls can be won in the first phase of dating by telling her exactly where the...

I swear the new people in this thread giving advice are horrible. If she said there is no spark then there is no spark. No girl will "test" you by saying she has no attraction to you. They have much better ways of judging your interest level (Xerxes did it very well with Eomer.) The problem...

I still don"t see where it says that

*sigh* more "07 faggot drivel. Why do I even respond? Fuckshit can"t even quote correctly. You clearly haven"t been reading the thread. You will see I"m the #1 opponent to canned response lines. I have a girlfriend so I just talk to these girls online when I"m bored as fuck.

Because clearly to score an endless stream of hot pussy you need to elicit thoughts of CoD5"s nazi zombie mode. It comes off as desperate to get their attention, shows you have nothing of much interest to talk about, gives them very little to work with and says nothing about yourself. Couple...

Its true you can be the best looking guy in the world but if you still send creepy as fuck text messages and ask girls how to combat zombies you won"t be gaming anyone anytime soon

AskMen has a pretty good article up about the do"s and do-not"s of using SMS/email to strengthen & weaken a relationship. AskMen.com - Relationship Rules: Text Messaging

Trite means overused and overdone. I think concise is the word we"re looking for here.

Those are some good new pics Brad. Still not a huge fan of your profile text but those pictures make you look like a fun guy.

Two. You sent her the creepy "I need closure" facebook message as well. Not that this really mattered at this point since the relationship was already 6feet under.

Eomer I have to say this as a friend and not as an enemy here. Please take it with me having the best intentions: STOP SAYING CHUCK WAS "BATSHIT CRAZY." This proves you learnednothingfrom the failed relationship. Stop blaming the crumble on her being "crazy" and not on you completely...

Again I"m not afraid of homosexuals just creeped out by dudes willing to suck dick. Fear has nothing to do with my non-compliance of sucking another man"s dick.

I never quite understood the term homophobia. That implies I"m afraid of homosexuality. Nothing could be further from the truth, I just find it creepy as fuck.

Sucking off a dude ... the way to every woman"s heart.

lolwut? Since I graduated college I"ve grown by leaps and bounds -- in a thread full of advice being given by armchair Romeos this is about the worst advice/comment/statement yet.

Ok thats pretty funny Brad the chick could be a bitch or have no sense of humor. It took me a little while to figure out how to online game girls and I don"t think theres really a set template but heres a few tips. *Judge the length of your reply based upon the length of hers. If you send a...

I"ll try and help you out when I get home but yes the template I used was from the attraction forum. What you need to do is this basically: *Do not say "I"m looking for XYZ and really like girls who ABC and don"t like DEF" because youdo not want to discount any potential girls *Be...

You guys really need to look up Cajun"s how-to on writing an online profile. To be brutally honest both of those posted recently are atrocious and I would bet couldn"t land you the top-tier girls on pof/match/okcupid. Profile may mean jack shit to guys but it seems girls actually read ours...

Dating and meeting new people is supposed to be fun. More at 11.

Simple answer is to stop e-stalking the broad after you send the email. 99% of the time I"ll read my emails and not respond until the next day. Like Aych would say get out of your head. Send the email, wait for a response. There is nothing more to do inbetween these actions.

LMAO thats awesome

Just say thats your online handle you go by sometimes

Ask her if a normal sized canoe could support her

Ah ok I wasn"t aware the Cowboy Chris video was so wide spread. I know it was on deadspin but wasn"t sure how many people watched it.

No, Ed Werder is a hack. (very inside joke, I hope someone gets it)

I"m 100% convinced the Mystery Method is all about building self confidence. All the things he teaches come naturally with confidence but for those guys who are way too self-aware they need a nudge. Peacocking in a bar simply takes balls because you look like such a dumb fuck. If you can get...

I"d hit that. Also I found this on digg. The 5 Worst Sources of Advice on Television | Cracked.com

Doesn"t sound like my type of girl or scene but thats an awesome fucking story Valk

Haha its going to be her real one. The divorce line wasn"t as good for me as it was for others but glad to see you"re in this. I"m seeing my girl for the third time tonight (3rd date = sex) so I will post results.

Dudes stop attacking Brad he"s in a bad situation that I"m sure he"ll admit he"s just as much to blame as his ex-wife. He is asking the collective thinktank of TBWBYHT for advice (honestly the advice we give here is pretty damn good.) But I"m going to echo Eomer here Brad. Call the girl who...

Explain to me again why she"s so great Eomer. This is an honest question. I know you probably won"t vent on this thread about everything that is so awesome about her so all I know is all her bad qualities but it seems like you are two completely different people and she has no real direction in...

Going to echo Keg here You could also smell her panties at night when she"s gone.

Yeah I got to be honest with you Eomer I think it really wasyouwho fucked the relationship up so badly. You gave her your balls on a silver platter which is about the worst thing you can do. The first, and to this date only, girl I ever "loved" I pulled the same shit with similar results. By...

Going to have to try this since 2 FoH posters are collaborating the story.

Maybe its since I had to watch a Male -> Female sex change surgery in class but putting anything near my dick just doesn"t sit well. Your opinion on the subject quickly changes when you see a dick cut off at the base and ripped away from the connecting tissue and held 3 feet away while the...

Yeah no way in hell I"m putting something razor sharp down there. I just use a beard/mustache trimmer thing I use when I"m feeling like keeping a half beard (generally I"m clean) and just set it on the lowest and use it down there. Seems to work alright. Takes a bit of time.

Nah I shower every day and keep everything tidy thats why I never really gave it much of a thought. Not like pubic hair is too much different than facial hair.

I keep it heavily, heavily trimmed down but there is still hair there. I think totally barren dicks look stranger than hell. On that note I use the same trimmer on my balls as my face. Is this an issue?

Yeah for me it was certainly an issue of friction for the cut. Since it was her first time she kind of didn"t know what was going on so literally she just took my pants off and shoved it in there. Wasn"t exactly the best thing since I was still mostly flacid. The folliculitus issue probably...