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When I had sex with my first virgin (terrible sex, btw, I don"t recommend it) she was so terrible I couldn"t get off. So I was there for like 40 minutes slamming against her until eventually I stopped. The aftermath was I had some Folliculitis around my pubes (they look kind of like pimples...

Oh Jebus Eomer is talking about marriage after knowing the broad for 6 dates. This cannot end well.

Because women get flooded with emails where men typically will get 2-3 a week if they"re really lucky? Hell even not-so-attractive girls on POF showed me screen shots of their inbox and they"re jammed. As a guy it is your job to impress the female. If she isn"t impressed why even bother...

I sent Aychamo a PM telling him to put the line in the OP but he never responded to me. Now I know the feeling of one of his myspace girls which he doesn"t respond back to! I"M CRUSHED!!! Back to the line. Its not a 100% success rate. Granted I feel to really pull off the line you are...

I was talking with someone I know who and I"ll be 100% frank about it: he is 24, he has never had a girlfriend, he has never kissed a girl, he is completely awkward around females. I asked him if this concerns him since it takes time and practice to really know how to interact with females...

I posted pictures it wouldn"t work out as well ( Besides on the third date according to Micheal Scott that"s when we"re scheduled to have sex.

Yeah Eomer that email was not a really great idea. For startersneverapologize for your personality. She will see that as horribly weak. If everything seemed cool then why the fuck are you apologizing, honestly? For now on future actions in your relationship will have to be filtered through...

Fuck I met a girl from match and we really hit it off and I really like her. Fuck. We went to dinner/coffee I met her room mates, watched tv and made out for like 20 minutes. I was actually glad she didn"t go down on me so I know she isn"t just some total internet tramp. Joining Eomer and...

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Since you contribute nothing to this thread I don"t know why you even click on it Dumar

I never go in by intention sometimes I just miss. I know what I"m doing its not like I"m performing rocket surgery down there. Also you have to breath heavy and warm via your mouth. It"ll make them go nuts.

I generally don"t eat out unless she specifically requests it and has done something recently to deserve it. Its ok, I guess, but not really my favorite thing in the world. As luck would have it I have an innate ability for it and can usually finish up in 3-5 minutes if I"m just looking to get...

If you can rub one out to just some chick typing words to you on a keyboard I think there are some serious issues going on. Cyber is just awkward which is why I immediately starting with "robe and wizard hat" style cybering with the chick when she wanted to.

I was actually reading a study a few years back where a lot of girls think relationshipsshouldbe like in the movies. Where everything works out in the end and "oh there is only one out there for me." Its complete bullshit, obviously. Even if you"ve been married to someone for 30 years I"m sure...

Girls like it when you call them punctual. My romance secrets are brought to you by Alladin.

This one girl is pestering me a bunch on AIM so I decided to have some fun:

Fuckin shit I banged this whore and bitch gave me autism! Slut gunna make me take some antibiotics to cure this shit.

Fuuuck I got this POF chick on the line who basically wants me to come over and fuck so I got more pictures and she is not up to standards now she won"t leave me alone. Fuck why"d I give her my AIM. Fuck she"s talking like we"re dating and about to get married already. This is bad I gotta sever...

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God damn it must have been a ton of chick"s new year"s resolution to find a relationship. My POF & Match emails have been getting slammed recently. I think since Saturday I"ve had 6 new emails from girls who I didn"t even contact first. This one girl even sent me back a 2,500 word (yes I used...

Tad"s posts are informative but 100000000% off base. No matter how expensive your car is, no matter how nice your clothes are, no matter how good looking you are, no matter how "perfect" you are for the chick if you lack confidence you havenothing. What is itevery singlesays they find...

I didn"t take those pictures, she did it on her own accord. I don"t recall bragging but I"m not going to go "lala I have naked pictures" and not post any. In fact I"m pretty sure I said she had a nice looking vag and tits but the rest was beat. She isn"t nearly up to my normal standards but my...

Don"t say I didn"t deliver

Not on my work computer. I guess I can post a few where it would be impossible to recognize her. She didn"t really wrong me that badly so I"m not trying to humiliate her on the interwebs.

I kind of doubt it because I date girls who brush their teeth and shower

Guess I"ll +1 to the "I thought the girl was cheating on me but it turns out I was the other guy" situation. Great sex though. I"ve got some naked pictures of her. Nice boobs and designer vagina but other than that not really too much of a looker.

Oh god I see this thread is back on the upward swing. We went from bitching about our exes to trying to fuck with bitches online and it seems a few of you have gone and gotten yourselves smitten again. I sense drama in the passing months.

I would expect a prompt delete of the email right after your second. The first one would probably make them bite in a reluctant reply.

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i guess i could try to look around facebook but like I said I don"t really get my picture taken all that often and 9/10 if I"m getting my picture taken its with a girl and I don"t really want to put pictures of me + girl on POF Also like I said I abandoned the divorce line fairly quickly. I...

Nah I don"t think its a profile issue mine is modeled fairly closely after Cajun"s. The pictures could be an issue since I don"t actually own a digi camera and none of my friends carry them around. I"ll just put 2 of the 6 I have on the actual profile. I actually get about 3 emails a week saying...

Yeah thats true the canned line requires virtually zero effort. I admit I gave up on it very quickly because of a few non-responses. It seems when I actually write up an email I get ~80% response rate compared to the divorce line which was only 1/3. Also like you said its hard to move away from...

I think the issue is that the divorce line justsoundslike it is canned. Thees girls may have low self esteem and a tad desperate but they"re not retarded. If I got this random message that the person obviously just sent off of their clipboard I know I"d be a skeptic of the person.

Ok my review for the divorce line is that it completely sucks. I"m getting horrid results with it. I"m finding sending funny/jabbing messages tailored to the chick"s actual profile is working a shitload better.

This is kinda what I"m afraid of. Even when talking on the phone she"s asking like "have you ever dated a 31 year old?" I made up some lie and told her I dated a 28 yo once but I have no intention of dating a 31 year old any time soon. I"ll fuck one, I won"t date one.

So this chick from PoF is 31 and pretty much wants to get together just to fuck. Issues: I"m 23 She has a kid Should I do this?

I dunno I despise movie first dates. You can"t talk to one another and you both just sit there not even looking each other"s way. I"d tell the cocksmoker that you"ve changed plans and you"re going on a real date this isn"t high school.

I think the confident / macho thing only works for hitting on girls in real life. It doesn"t really carry over to the internet as well because girls aren"t dumb they know its a shitload easier to sound confident when you can rehearse sending your email and when you"re not in their presence...

Are those her kidneys? Is Tyen attracted to kidneys?

This is how I feel when this happens.