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  1. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I took the train today. I had to drive about 25 minutes east of my normal route, but it's back roads so I don't know how many miles that is, maybe 12. The commuter rail was pretty painless and was most of the trip, took about 65 minutes to get into the city which isn't bad. Then I had to take...
  2. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm taking the train in tomorrow to see how it feels. Even if it's the same commute I can work on the train and don't have to deal with traffic. Also company pays for 25% which is nice ($350/mo for a pass)
  3. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I tried to show my brother in law how to build a Pc and the whole time he was distracted like a little kid with ADD
  4. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Coffee is the greatest beverage ever created if you enjoy the taste of strained diarrhea water.
  5. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Destiny made me so mad that I had to come back and just reiterate that it is the biggest piece of shit game ever made. The fact they made you pay for that DLC is infuriating - either you guys were blind to how shitty the game was or are retarded and bungie gets to sit back like Huell on his...
  6. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    You should pull a True Detective season 2 on him Ring his door bell and ask if his dad is home and then beat the shit out of the dad in front of him
  7. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    It was a brand new job, we had no investment in the USPS at that point so it didn't really matter to me.
  8. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    I remember my wife's LLV breaking down every other day, and it was a different vehicle everyday too
  9. Noodleface

    DRUNKEN GAMING NIGHT!!! - 4-21-2017

    Vittra gets it I always stream OW on Friday nights for sure, Saturday is a maybe.
  10. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I think that's why the game is so popular. A pure FPS with all aim-heavy characters wouldn't have been so successful with shitters.
  11. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    Yep. Unfortunately for my wife, even though she was hired at the right time ($22.50/hr) she was bumped down because LOL WHO CARES ABOUT NEW PEOPLE. It would've been fine if they didn't screw her after she had already been working for awhile. It seemed shady as fuck the way they did it. A...
  12. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    My hate doesn't stem from sucking at PVP, it stems from the game being a shallow puddle of gameplay.
  13. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Hahaha!
  14. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    To be honest it wasn't a big issue for me. There's been plenty of other things that I get a very firm no on like anal. If she had to lie about it I guess I'd be more hurt that she thought i was a dick that couldn't handle a no.
  15. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    When we first started dating we experimented very heavily with sex. Just trying out different things to see who liked what, etc. When I said it would be cool if she did that she sort of stopped on a dime and told me the story. I actually felt like punching the dude in the face, and I have no...
  16. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    They also have a Razer Death Adder Chroma Overwatch mouse that would pair nicely
  17. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I can't remember - did he take her virginity or was that something that already happened? I guess with the way you said everything else it might've already happened. I'd be extra pissed if some dude did that AND took her virginity.
  18. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Implying 15 year old girls are smart
  19. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I got hooked by 2 roadhogs at the same time last night and I just pingponged for a sec, it was weird
  20. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    My wife had a similar experience when she was younger. She was dating a guy and he said if she wouldn't swallow his load he wasn't going to stay with her, so she did. It's still a hangup and she won't ever let it happen ever again for the rest of her life. Even though I'm "the one" it's still...
  21. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    with proper posture I don't see any issues with my TN
  22. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I've played like 40ish hours since release and I'm only level 40. I can't even imagine
  23. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Destiny's gun play was great, the game had great graphics and it ran reasonably well. The story was ok, albeit extremely short. But that was it... it was over so soon. The PVP wasn't engaging to me, so what incentive was there? It reminded me of the original Fable launch for the original...
  24. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Krovvy is like level 180+ or something Some people just play a lot
  25. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    If you do look for a job with the USPS know that as of a couple years ago they started really fucking new people. My wife started a couple years ago there as a letter carrier (forget the title) with a starting pay of like $22.50/hr. After a month or two, they got rid of that position and...
  26. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    You will regret these words... I guarantee it. Not sure if the dude has teeth coming in or it's a sleep regression but every night for the last week when we put him down for naps or bedtime he starts wailing and it takes him a good 10 minutes to fall asleep. We kind of just leave him unless...
  27. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Just because you're over level 100 doesn't mean you're good, it just means you play a lot.
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    Desktop Computers

    Amd fuckin sucks
  29. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Shitty Reinhardts are awful - just watch Renbot for a bit and learn what a true hero he can be. Had a few bad experiences with some forumites on Reinhardt doing exactly what you said.
  30. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Don't stick yourself with only playing a healer. You'll be much better and well-rounded if you have a good knowledge of all the heroes.
  31. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    You dodged a bullet. Dcuo is one of the worst games I ever played
  32. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Destiny is the only game in the last 10 years that I actually traded in and got something else. Fuck Bungie.
  33. Noodleface

    DOOM

    yuck. Maybe if the DLC was a rewritten PVP where Bethesda made it.
  34. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I suppose not, I am a hypocrite
  35. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Dark Souls 3 only came out a few months ago. Typically they release one DLC then announce the new game.
  36. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    If you just need case, cpu, mobo, ram Computer Parts, PC Components, Laptop Computers, LED LCD TV, Digital Cameras and more - Newegg.com CORSAIR Vengeance LPX 16GB Desktop Memory Model CMK16GX4M2A2666C16 - Newegg.com Corsair Carbide Series SPEC-02 Mid-Tower Gaming Case - Newegg.com You...
  37. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We have an online kanban board but there's no way in hell I'm starting and stopping for every interruption. Unless I go full inception and make another Kanban card that says "JIRA Interruption"
  38. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    There's something satisfying about flick shots as pharah and the rocket connects with someone's face as they're moving. I was called out for cheating because it kept happening. I don't know how auto-aiming would even help against a moving target when you're firing rockets.
  39. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Played for a couple hours and only saw one Mcree and Wm. I played Wm a bit to see how she and I didn't feel too much of a difference, but I'm terrible anyways.
  40. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We had our stand up meeting g Monday.. Yeah that's a thing now. Anyways we were talking about what we did last week and what we are gonna do this week and someone asked me why I always say the same tasks. I responded that i spend literally my entire day being interrupted with questions or tasks...