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  1. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Well I'm just glad no one will ever bitch about widow ever again
  2. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    My wife hovers over the kid and I tried to explain he will never learn if someone is constantly catching him. She don't listen. Not as bad as yours though. I
  3. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    The people that can't play her because quick scoping is gone are the shitty players
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    Pets

    I'll say mama for that lady. No I wouldn't marry her, but I'd take her for a spin. On my dick. In case that wasn't clear.
  5. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Wow back to cartoony looking shit
  6. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    This game makes me rage sometimes, mostly at my other teammates. There's no real RNG though. Usually if you lose it's because the other team was better than you or caught you with your pants down.
  7. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    500 in a solo queue i meant, unless there's exp im missing
  8. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    This is a game that has a hero for everyone. You don't really need twitch-like reflexes but you do rely on teamwork from people. Thankfully, there's a pretty solid RR group and (most) people don't care if you're a low-level/low-skill player. Of course there are tryhards or ragers, but generally...
  9. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Lame, this is completely ASRocks fault
  10. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    God damnit. I work with ASRock and they seemed pretty solid, what the fuck are they doing. Can you try this? If not, you may need to buy a BIOS chip for them. Thankfully for you (and ASRock), they didn't solder the BIOS chips to the board.
  11. Noodleface

    Pets

    what the fuck I thought you guys were gonna tell me who that chick was and if she did porn, isn't that how this place works?
  12. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Also check for an advanced/CSM option - under storage make sure it's set to UEFI first.
  13. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Can you unplug all SSDs/HDDs except for the one that has your OS installed and see if it boots?
  14. Noodleface

    Pets

    I really, really want one
  15. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I also don't really think this WM nerf is going to change her like a lot of you hope, she's still going to own people.
  16. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    And here I sit.. the one guy actually writing in C professionally.. A success story, if you will
  17. Noodleface

    Pets

    Tenks dog doesn't even have knees
  18. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Im going to raise my son right. In this house we game on Sony products and PCs.
  19. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Do you guys actually buy stuff like a WiiU? I'd feel like an idiot walking out of a store with one of those, even moreso than if I bought an xboner
  20. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I tried to use the quick snipe method and I just found it to be a burden. I'm glad it's gone.
  21. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I thought I heard that the recoil on FTH was amped up too - anyone seeing that anywhere?
  22. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    This will fuck up any custom BIOS settings but if you have a CMOS jumper you can reset the CMOS or just pull the battery for 60 seconds. It will reset your BIOS settings to defaults, but it will clear any errant bad settings.
  23. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Thanks I'll check it out
  24. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    The nerf to Mcree ONLY targetted his damage to tanks, not other heroes. If you get one v one with a Mcree he will kill you, don't engage up close. The nerf to WM just proves to me she wasn't as broken as people thought.
  25. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Did you update your BIOS? If its not adding up to 100% there's probably some hidden tasks. Sure you don't have a botnet running or anything?
  26. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Nah I'm just hitting the "Play" button and that's it. It seems to be somewhere between 33-50% of the time. It's not game-breaking, but it is mildly annoying.
  27. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    I think they're probably worried that people are going to see 4k TV sets becoming the norm and they're still running 1080p consoles. Console peasants as a whole do not care if a game is running at 60fps as long as it looks good.
  28. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    My first programming class on uni was to filter out everyone who joined computer engineering but didn't like coding
  29. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Every few times I load up overwatch it defaults to window mode, I don't know why. Does anyone else have this issue? It also sets the resolution to 1920x1080(99*) despite me putting it at (144). The resolution only changes when the window mode changes.
  30. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Yeah dude your pc shouldn't be under 100% load or even anywhere near it. I mean Google Drive was doing 66% at one point
  31. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    wtf norman reedus
  32. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    This is causing me to drink on Friday and Saturday night between 8:30pm EST and 2:00AM EST while playing overwatch and streaming it with other drunks
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    you need to buy turd coffee
  34. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    thanks for crushing my dreams vinen
  35. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    No matter how many times you refactor a turd, it is still a turd
  36. Noodleface

    Pets

    We have/had a lot of trouble with this. Our dog was in a foster house with her litter mates, then Parvo broke out and she was quarantined for a couple months. A bunch of the dogs died as well. We don't really know if the quarantine did it, or she was always skiddish, but she's basically...
  37. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    I can't watch E3. I've been falling for that hype every year for my entire life but at 32 I finally decided I can no longer board the hype trains.
  38. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    This game is the most fun I've had in a game in many, many years - however, I just merely wanted to express what I believed were some potential problems with it. It's all shiny and new, but are people going to want to stick with this if hit boxes are so fucky? I don't know, maybe they will. I...
  39. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    LinkedIn is the de-facto social media platform for anyone in a white collar job