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  1. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Haha me and my friend like to do double roadhog. We didn't think it would be frustrating to anyone, we just did it to be funny. We do win quite a few like that so maybe it does annoy people. With the way turrets and bastion work and how quick they can drop someone unless you have God genji or...
  2. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Its not my intern man, it's the teams intern. I don't work with him, but his office is across from mine I DON'T GET ANY Help. No one even knows what the fuck I'm doing. My boss helped him yesterday because he was tired of it. Also didn't I tell you guys I hate my job?
  3. Noodleface

    Pets

    yeh fuck cats My aunt finally put her neurotic ass catto sleep. We were sitting it for her a couple months ago for like two and a half weeks while she was on vacation. Thought she was ok unsupervised, but one day I was sitting on my computer and I hear her acting aggressive towards the dog so...
  4. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's not that.. he's like "oh yeah right when I get over this hurdle I can finally work lol" but there's always a hurdle after that one. I learned long ago to just shut up and keep my head down
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I mean it must be a joke right, haha his name is noodleface he'll be so mad when I make spaghetti squash lolz Now a dick is in your butt, how does that make you feel BITCH
  6. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    We just had ilke 3 torbs 2 bastions and a mcree defending the last point and we couldn't win
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fine. I came home and my wife was cooking spaghetti squash or some shit. God damnit I'm a man not some flower eater
  8. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Jake da psycho... Come on a_skeleton_03, that's you
  9. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    My market salary is $171k/yr. With everything combined it's off by about $75k..... We got our new intern and it's funny yet frustrating listening to him talk. He's spent the last 2 weeks just trying to get some tools working... he's only here for like 12 weeks and 2 so far has been installing...
  10. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    can't tell if trolling
  11. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Sound like you're lazy
  12. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Its the same as people using AWPs, just gotta adapt
  13. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    My evolution so far has been
  14. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    No Mist you need a 8k 700hz 58 inch computer monitor WITH GSYNC and if it isn't IPS then it is trash. LITERAL TRASH
  15. Noodleface

    Windows 10

    I live in the Central African bush. We pay for slow satellite internet (per MB d/l). Just ONE of our computers has secretly d/l'ed 6GB for Windows 10. We track coordinate anti-poaching rangers in the field with these PC's + GPS. F* You Microsoft! : technology
  16. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    They've all got varying length and colored dicks
  17. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I mean you can read in this very thread people raging about losing Spronk I tried to invite you and you declined. I hope it was because you don't like me and not because you think you'd drag the team down. We all suck man.
  18. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Also I read this game was up to 7 million players already
  19. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I hope they add in CTF, even if it's a really long game mode I'd enjoy it. Just make the exp comparable based on time spent (they already do this). I was getting sniped out by a Hanzo last night and the netcode was really making me rage. Getting hit in the head when I had run behind cover...
  20. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Every company is the worst besides google
  21. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    My kid still only has 8 teeth so I'm worried they're all gonna come in at once and all hell will break loose
  22. Noodleface

    Stay or go?

    I'm so glad my wife brushes her teeth
  23. Noodleface

    GTX 1070 and GTX 1080 announced available May 27th

    The 2nd gen intels are still top tier CPUs, does your motherboard have all the features you need? Then you're probably fine.
  24. Noodleface

    GTX 1070 and GTX 1080 announced available May 27th

    You say that and I say:Intel Core i7-6950X 25M Broadwell-E 10-Core 3.0 GHz LGA 2011-v3 140W BX80671I76950X Desktop Processor - Newegg.com We won't see increases in frequency for awhile.
  25. Noodleface

    GTX 1070 and GTX 1080 announced available May 27th

    A lot of people have money and don't know any better. Certainly if I was a moron I would buy an Alienware. People also believe they're getting something you can't get when you build your own. People that own Alienwares are pretty much considered morons. If you have the laptops I guess you're...
  26. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    If you can get an ips panel they're basically mind blowing compared to TN. If you've always used TN then it doesn't really matter if it's a money issue.
  27. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Turned my dpi on my mouse down to 1200 or so and it feels to be the sweet spot to me. Still not good at predicting movement but getting better. On a convoy attack map I got 27 kills with widow and of course some bastion gets potg sitting in a corner. I've been playing so much and sleeping so...
  28. Noodleface

    Stay or go?

    Dude when I read a story like this and you say she's dumb I have to question who the dumb one in the relationship is
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man my lab partner for all 4 years of college was gay. We performed tons of experiments.
  30. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    AGGGGGHGHHHGHGHGHG
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You got it bud
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man when I said "gay" I was just joking. FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY
  33. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Much like the intern we just hired. Listening to him talk is hilarious
  34. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I guarantee you I'm not, I wouldn't survive in Cambridge
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not homophobic at all, please point to where I showed I was homophobic.
  36. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Ok well now I'm wondering if you were mysteriously in the same game
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd do it. I don't mind trying new things for her sake. If she said she wanted to peg me i wouldn't though. My butthole is sacred.
  38. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Brahma yelled at my rl friends for not healing him enough and you want me to play a healer.??
  39. Noodleface

    GTX 1070 and GTX 1080 announced available May 27th

    TBH if you aren't going for VR the 970 is going to be fine for a long time, it's the sweet spot of cards right now. I mean my 970 is playing Overwatch at 100-150 FPS on Ultra settings, that's good enough for me. Of course my entire PC is brand new so that may have some to do with it, but not as...
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Getting something inserted into my buttocks is not in my wheelhouse and never will be. Fine, you guys aren't gay. I just feel that is a very gray area between hetero and homosexuality. I don't care what others do in their bedroom. I just don't want anything in my ass. I also don't want...