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"What's your name?", asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike. " Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now...

An American walks into an English pub and orders a Budweiser. Barman: Oh, you must be American. American: You can tell from my order and accent, huh? Barman: No, because you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen.

First woman on the Moon: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind" What's the problem? "Nothing" Please tell us? "I'm fine"

Bacon, eggs and toast walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out of here! We don't serve breakfast!"

Today I was able to activate Windows 10 by using an 8.1 key on an install that was not previously activated.

I proposed marriage to a bag of Lays Sweet Southern Heat BBQ chips. I expect the honeymoon to be quite delicious.

I'm not sure there is a consensus. While I would say that Match is good because it got me my current serious relationship, another person will say they had shit luck with it.

I bought the iPad Pro and tried the laptop replacement experiment. Got it with the Logitech keyboard case. It is an amazing machine. It's faster than the 12" retina Macbook that I use. Great screen, light weight, run two apps at once, etc. With that said, I returned the iPad Pro. It is, after...

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? What do you call cows that do not have a sense of humor?

Went to Popeyes and tried their Pepper Barrel chicken tenders. I give them a solid 7.5. Paired them with the Smokin' Pepper dipping sauce and Cajun fries. A good and spicy meal.

The same thing she wants every year: a TJ Maxx gift card.

An old German man goes to confession one Sunday. He enters the confession, sits down and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, and I want to confess". The Priest says "Well my child, what are your sins?". The old man responds "During the war I hid a young Jewish woman from the Nazis in...

I'm in Florida and my guess would be that 9 out of every 10 profiles say they love BBQ's and going to the beach. Seriously.

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same...

I'm still seeing the last woman I met on Match. Things are going very well. We each met the other's families during this past holiday week and it went well. I finally met her daughter who just turned 21. She said this to me: "I'm glad you were born. I love you." I may or may not have had a...

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What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?