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At my age there is no getting around this. In fact, at this age, something must really be wrong with them if they don't have kids/never been married. So, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm gonna end up a step-dad sometime in the future. As for my Match experience, I joined on a Friday...

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

I worry about there being spit on my burger after the drive-thru clerk gets offended because I'm jerking off as I hand her my debit card.

Signed up for Match on Friday. Had a date tonight. It went ok. We agreed to a second date but i don't have a strong feeling about this one. She's from Finland, so she's got that going for her, which is nice.

Thanks, but it's too late. I joined Friday night. I've got a date set for Tuesday night. My first new date in 15 years (last relationship lasted that long). I'm gonna be rusty.

Oh, ok. So like this: Hey, wanna fuck? That should work, right?

First time trying a dating site. Signed up for Match. I haven't needed to date in 15 years, so I'm a little out of the loop. What's expected in a first contact email?

I went to Chipotle today for the very first time. I don't see what all the fuss is about. I found it to be a just okay burrito. My local Beef O'Brady's has a huge steak burrito that is much better.

So the tail is fake, too?

Cringe inducing.

Mr. Tumnus?

I'll be in my bunk.

A shit post.

I'll be in my bunk.

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